I Become a God: Playing with Beasts

Chapter 80 Young people’s fun in old age

Since settling down in the mountains, Zhang Yan has begun his "old age" life.

(Actually, the main reason is that there is nothing to play on the mobile phone, because after entering the derivative world, the timeline of the earth is static, and the comics he reads are not updated.)

In the morning, I went fishing with Si BuCang in the lake in the backyard.

At noon, I used my mobile phone to listen to the Dream of Red Mansions I had downloaded before. (In addition to these famous works, I have finished reading other animations, comics, etc.)

In the evening, I go to Si Bu’s place to have a meal and occasionally cook by myself.

The food all comes from the mountains, focusing on being natural and pollution-free. (Mainly due to inconvenient transportation) (There is still a lot of meat in the Dragon Realm.)

And since staying with Si unlike for a long time, Zhang Yan has also fallen in love with health care. He eats green tea, red dates and wolfberry every day.

In the morning, the sunshine is just right for finding a chair to sunbathe, and the breeze is just right for a light trip to the mountains.

There are no worldly worries, no desires, only the comfort of man and nature. (Mainly human comfort, naturally, is often bombarded by mythical beasts.)

Every leisurely day is repeated every day, and different changes occur every time.

For example, three months ago, a female divine weasel "Treasure-vomiting Rat" came to Caiyun Mountain. It has the ability to respond to the wishes of the petitioner and spit out priceless orbs as gifts to the other party.

Zhang Yan only remembered that in the original work its owner was a monk who looked similar to Tang Sanzang? (Called Bishamon, King of Tao Wen Tian, ​​the god of protection and wealth.)

The reason why the spitting rat came here was to seek help.

Because no one in the world wanted it, it was released by its owner, so he came to the Deer Man's Store to find out the value of the rat life, and was recommended to stay here temporarily.

The spitting mouse came early, and Zhang Yan remembered seeing a beam of light rising from the Deer Man's shop the morning after he returned from the city for the last time.

It doesn't sound like it was because the Tubaoshu sensed Pippi's desire and its strength was restored, but according to Zhang Yan, it was because the Tubaoshu's priesthood was restored and its own strength was also strengthened.

Because Pippi was extremely passionate about the baby-sucking mouse, the baby-sucking mouse developed a very high enthusiasm for Pippi. Every day, Brother Pipi was taller and Brother Pippi was shorter, and they would spit out orbs for Pippi in different ways.

Zhang Yan has also seen the daily life of the two. To be honest, the treasure-spitting rat spitting out the orbs is not as disgusting as in the anime. The orbs are clean and dry when spitted out. And it's more like it's gathering in the mouth than spitting it out.

However, although the enthusiasm for Pippi is a good thing, Pippi also gained a lot of weight in a short period of time due to overfeeding, and he couldn't even enter the door of the tree house.

Zhang Yan knew that this was just caused by the accumulation of energy in the body that was not absorbed in time, and he would be fine.

But I still warned Pippi that it was too fat to sleep in the house and it was time to control it. Besides, it was almost vomiting and turned into a rat, so let him persuade her.

Also, in the comics, there is a glutton named "Taotao" on Caiyun Mountain. He was looking for a body before because he didn't like anyone, so he boldly found Zhang Yantou.

Zhang Yan happened to fall while picking fruits that day. He was very upset. He was frightened by Taotao who suddenly appeared and screamed and kicked him immediately.

Taotao originally felt a very powerful aura, but the owner of the aura it could feel was very suitable for its body.

If it were an ordinary mythical beast, it might run away after weighing the pros and cons, but a stronger person wouldn't be able to offend it. But Taotao, as one of the Four Evils, Taotie, naturally rushed out with a spirit of not being afraid of death.

But after seeing Zhang Yan's appearance and carefully feeling Zhang Yan's aura, he was immediately shocked. After being kicked away by Zhang Yan, he ran away quickly without even having time to feel the pain.

Zhang Yan looked at the red ball that appeared inexplicably and ran away quickly. The flashing look looked familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was.

What Zhang Yan didn't know was that after the red ball "Taotao" he saw at that time fled back to his Taotao house in one breath, he hurriedly closed the door and stuck it against the door with a scared look on his face.

"Damn it, isn't that guy dead? Why did he come back to life again?"

Thinking of what the beast did to it a long time ago, Taotao felt that it would never forget it in its lifetime.

"Uh~ I'm really unlucky today."

Feeling that there was no familiar scent approaching, Taotao complained, then jumped up on her dressing table, raised her arm, picked up the mirror on the table and looked at it.

"Damn it, my uncle's body..."

In addition, some time ago, the business of Luren Store was in sluggish condition. Through Lord Tu’s recommendation, Sibei discovered a batch of Sibei’s taboo peripherals through Pippi’s accidental contact.

Zhang Yan, who was at the scene at the time, said: "It's very exciting and sexy."

It's just a pity that these "taboo" peripherals were eaten by Si unlikexi.

Of course, those normal peripherals were transferred from Si unlike to Di Jiang.

Let me tell you here that after being brought back by Zhang Yan, Di Jiang found a position as a warehouse manager at Si unlike.

It told Zhang Yan that it planned to live here temporarily to wait for Chaos, and secretly protect Pippi every day, although Pippi did not remember him.

However, the above are considered trivial matters, and the Lu Ren shop has not experienced any fighting.

On the contrary, the arrival of Di Ting broke the things in Luren's shop.

Because the horns on the top of the head are antennas that amplify signals, Di Ting often hears the appeals of people in the mortal world and suffers from insomnia. So he turned to Lu Rendian to treat his insomnia.

This also led to the plan to use physical hypnosis to treat Di Ting's insomnia when the four different methods were ineffective.

By accident, the pole hanging the Fushoulu lantern at the door broke and smashed the horn of Diting, which solved the reason for its insomnia.

But the pole on which the lantern was hung was also broken.

That was Zhang Yan's favorite lantern, so after the incident was over, he entered the room to reverse time and restore the broken pole to its original shape.

…………

Something new happens every day.

Zhang Yan, on the other hand, is waiting for a time in his daily life, a time when he is tired of it.

Finally, on this day, the opportunity he felt came.

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