Dressed as cannon fodder and vowing to kick the heroine’s head off

Feng Yuanshun was a little speechless.

This little princess is so smart, why did she give herself such a name?

After thinking about it, it was still Xiao Chenyi's fault!

It must have been that he didn't teach her well enough to make the little princess think that this name was the best!

"Little princess, my second uncle wants to give you a name, is that okay?"

Xiao Chenyi gave up hope as soon as he introduced Wu Fu.

Let him come! He is the best educated in the whole family!

"Okay, okay! Second uncle, I'm very fond of dogs recently. Please give me a dog's name!" The little princess clapped her hands and cheered.

Feng Yuanshun: "..."

Feng Yuanbin couldn't help laughing from behind.

Will Tanhua Lang give his niece a dog name and become a joke in the history of the literary world?

Staring at the little princess's hot eyes, Feng Yuanshun twitched his lips with difficulty: "Okay, second uncle, go home and think about it."

"Hmm, then the second uncle should think about it carefully." After the little princess finished speaking, she hugged the second uncle's neck tightly.

"Second uncle is the smartest! My mother can't do it. If I ask her to think of a cat name for me, I won't be able to remember it for a few days. She's not as good as me!"

Feng Yuanbin couldn't help but asked curiously: "Is Mimi's name the kitten's?"

"Hmm, does it sound good? Isn't it very catlike?" the little princess asked with a smile.

Feng Yuanbin couldn't help laughing: "It's very catlike. Does the princess like to name small animals?"

"Yeah, I like little animals!"

"What kind of small animals have the princess named?"

"Me? I have named a little butterfly, Huahua. I have also named a little mosquito, Feifei. Mimi is my third name, and I will wait for the fourth name given to me by my second uncle. I have a name!" The little princess looked full of pride.

Do you have a mosquito name? ? ? Feng Yuanshun stumbled and almost fell.

No wonder Yun Xi excused herself by saying she couldn't think of a name! As hard as the little princess is, if you help her think about it, she can probably change her name several times a year.

"Then little princess, do you want to name all the little animals?" Feng Yuanbin was very happy.

This girl is so fun.

"Yeah, little animals are so fun, but also so pitiful." The little princess said, with the corners of her mouth pursed.

"Why are you so pitiful?" Feng Yuanbin asked curiously.

"Their lifespan is very short, and some die within a few months. They don't really enjoy the beauty of this world."

Feng Yuanbin was confused: "So, you named the little animals because you want to remember them?"

"Well, that little butterfly used to be in my garden at home. It was so beautiful. I named it Huahua, but she died not long after... I was so sad, so I asked my mother, Can I call you Huahua, just for a while? My mother agreed."

"Later, there was a small mosquito that kept flying around my husband. I liked it very much. The teacher punished me because it was so annoying. Once the mosquitoes came, he had no time to take care of me and was busy killing mosquitoes. . Later, the mosquito was slapped to death by my husband. I was so sad that I changed my name to Feifei..."

What's all this about? It has nothing to do with Xiao Chenyi!

He was still thinking about naming her... Feng Yuanshun felt his head was buzzing and he couldn't see the road clearly.

Feng Yuanbin couldn't help laughing and nodded: "Well, little princess, you are such a good person! So kind!"

Kindness is indeed kind. The death of a small animal can make her sad for a long time.

But the tossing is enough.

A little princess is struggling with her own name. Looking at the world, she is the only one!

"Your mother is really good to you!" Feng Yuanshun said with emotion.

Being able to live such a wanton life is naturally pampered by his parents.

"Why did you name the cat?" Feng Yuanbin asked curiously.

The life of this little niece was so vivid that he wanted to know more. There are definitely a lot of laughs.

"Because she is cute!" The little princess looked at her third uncle with disgust. Third uncle is a bit stupid!

Feng Yuanbin paused: Is it that simple? The butterflies and mosquitoes before were very sensational, weren't they? How come it's so simple to get to the cat's place?

"So if you want to change the dog's name now, is it because you don't like cats?" Feng Yuanshun asked.

The little girl is very adventurous, but it is not good if she likes the new and dislikes the old.

"No, how could the cat not like it?" The little princess said with a serious face, "Mom said that the cat is a good friend of human beings. You should get along well with her."

Feng Yuanshun felt that Yun Xi might be the same as him, afraid that the little one would like the new and be tired of the old.

"Then why do you want to change your name?" Feng Yuanbin asked.

The little guy is always surprised, and he is itching to know.

"Oh, I got into the doghouse a few days ago. I thought the dog was quite smart. I thought using the dog's name would make it easier to get into the doghouse. Would it be smarter..." The little girl A thoughtful look on his face.

Feng Yuanshun was startled, and his voice became shrill: "You got into the doghouse? Does your mother know? Where are the servants? No one is following you?"

"Follow me, my servants! They dug in with me! They are so stupid! I even got through, but they still can't get through." The little princess looked disgusted.

"I've thought about it. If I can't just use the dog's name, they also have to use the dog's name. How can the people who follow me not be smart? Third uncle, don't you think so?"

The third uncle who was suddenly mentioned was excited and nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, the people who follow you must be smart."

With this girl's cleverness and mischief, most people simply can't handle it.

"Second uncle, think of some more names for the dogs! I'll choose the best one and give the rest to them!" The little princess became happier as she thought about it.

"It won't take long for them to become smart! My yard is full of smart people, which is great!"

The corners of Feng Yuanbin's mouth twitched.

Too good? You are a princess, and everyone in the courtyard has dog names. Don't you think it's intrusive?

Feng Yuanshun no longer wanted to answer.

He is a prostitute, if he does this, he will never be able to get involved in the officialdom in the future!

The mood for shopping was gone, and the little princess in her arms no longer smelled good.

It’s better not to have a daughter, a son is fine too!

Feng Yuanbin took the opportunity to seize the right to hug and held the little princess tightly in his arms.

Not long after, the little princess sat on his shoulders, directing him to run here and there.

"Third uncle, over there, there are candied haws on a stick!"

"Third uncle, there is a circus performance here!"

"Third uncle, there are pancakes over there, I like to eat them!"

……

Third uncle Feng Yuanbin ran happily: "Okay, if you see anything you like, just tell me and third uncle will take you to buy it."

until……

"Third uncle, there is someone who sold his body to bury his father! She is a beautiful girl! Third uncle, do you have a wife? If not, you can take a look! She is very beautiful!"

The third uncle staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Is this a girl? Is it the devil?