The ghosts of the good-for-nothing miko

Sunday time is like a fleeting moment, fleeting~

But that damn Monday is the final exam for the freshman at Lijiang University.

Teacher Guo asked Ying to invigilate the entire exam this time, hoping that this time, the group of experimental students in the next class would be completely humiliated!

Of course, the biggest hope now~two outstanding transfer students~

Although this cannot reflect your teaching level, luck is also a part of your strength.

Two geniuses that I got by luck.

Teacher Guo closed his eyes and seemed to be able to see Teacher Zhang's crooked glasses and dumbfounded look.

The inner happiness was so unparalleled that I almost laughed out loud when I handed out the test papers.

Sure enough, less than half of the time for each exam had passed, and Bai Zexuan must have handed in the test paper.

That speed, that accuracy.

Teacher Guo’s hand holding the exam paper was shaking~

What a genius! ! What a real genius! !

She looked back and forth, but she still didn't see Lin Yi handing in the papers one by one.

Presumably this classmate is even more careful and must ensure that he is foolproof!

On the other hand, Lin Yiyi was shaking his head, as if trying to keep his brain in balance.

She always believed that there was more water in her head than others. Even in a tense atmosphere like the examination room, just shaking it would have a significant effect~

Sure enough, just ten minutes after she chewed the tip of her pen calmly, the sleepiness in her eyes returned as usual.

I shouldn't, I shouldn't, but I accidentally looked up and saw Teacher Guo's attentive smile on the podium in front of me, and his face was full of spring.

He nodded frequently towards her, and the excitement in his heart was completely written on his face: Classmate Lin, it’s time to show your true strength, do it, do it, and surprise me with your results~

Ah!

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Under such hot eyes, Lin Yiyi suddenly lost all sleep.

I felt a chill on the back of my neck and goosebumps all over my body.

In a panic, in order to avoid eye contact again, she buried her head and wrote quickly...

As for what to write, Bai Zexuan was also very curious in his heart.

At this time, the black crow on the tree yawned~

Why! Life is not easy, this job of spying is definitely not done by birds! !

Fortunately, there is something eye-catching inside, otherwise the bird's eyes would be fighting cocks...

The treetops beneath my feet moved slightly.

The black crow is trying to flap its wings to scare away the sparrows that have been harassing it all day~

He turned his head and didn't see the sparrow. He pecked his paw and continued to stare.

The hair on the top of his head was plucked again.

The black crow was angry. These dead sparrows actually dared to stir up trouble.

He raised his head with difficulty, but he was faced with a big face~

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Yusen was hanging upside down and staring at the black crow from the top of his head. He kept a kind of sinister and terrifying smile, staring straight at it.

Black Crow: "..."

The next second, it was tied up and fixed on a wooden stick.

Yusen held up the stick bird, teleported to the rooftop of the teaching building, squatted on the ground, and took out a page of paper from his pocket.

The handwriting on the paper was very clear and elegant.

"Secrets to Roast Rabbit"

Black Crow: "..."

This was written by Bai Zexuan himself after he tasted Yu Sen's confident cooking skills last time. Although it was a bit troublesome, following the steps above, it was indeed a lot more delicious.

"Blank water, pluck the hair, marinate it, eh? Cooking wine, cooking wine, salt, light soy sauce, ginger, green onions, Sichuan peppercorns, star anise, uh..."

Yu Sen recited it again, then took out the things in his pocket with his other hand, rummaged through it, and pulled out a small cloth bag with his index finger, saying to himself:

"There's only salt~ But it doesn't matter~ Let's make do with it."

When the black crow heard this, it finally couldn't bear it anymore and flapped its wings desperately. Unexpectedly, Yu Sen's skills in catching hares for many years could not break free.

A sharp and extremely angry voice came:

"How can we make it work? Crow meat is sour. Do you know it's sour? How can you eat it with just salt!!!"

Yusen flicked its tail feathers:

"I haven't eaten it either. I have to try it. If it tastes good, I might be lucky enough to become my regular ingredient."

Black Crow: "..."

What a lucky ghost! ! !

"It's troublesome to pluck the hair. You can just bake it."

Red flames rose from the fingertips.

"No! I have a lot of bacteria on my body. I'm wild. Didn't your mother teach you not to eat wild animals?"

The flames burned even brighter~

"Then you have to cook it longer and sterilize it at high temperature..."

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"I was wrong!!! You sir have a lot. It depends on the owner when you beat a dog. No, no, no, it depends on the boss when you burn a bird!"

The flames burned into a ball of fire

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Black Crow saw Yusen's determination to eat him, and shed tears of despair.

"I'm really just a hard-working guy. I work from 7 a.m. to 12 a.m. and have a day off alone~~~"

Speaking of the latter part, I burst into tears and was heartbroken.

I began to detail the terrible workplace problems I suffered in my short life. The burden of life and work made me suffer from 800 degrees of severe myopia at such a young age~

It stretched out a feather on its wings and swore a poisonous oath.

I really didn't see anything.

Yu Sen: "..."

So dedicated!

After all, based on Black Crow's sincere attitude, Yusen decided to look for a new lunch. After all, life is not easy for a working bird. Even a fox understands this great suffering.

However, the black crow eventually turned into a white bald chicken.

This glossy, jet-black native feather was pulled off by Yusen's claws.

After escaping, the black crow didn't have the shame to wander into the bird pen again. It covered its face with its small fleshy wings, moved to a remote corner, contacted its boss, burst into tears, and fought for life and death. In the end, it finally got a large sum of money for work-related injuries. Subsidies and mental damages.

As for Jiang Chen, at that time, he was inspecting the completion of the construction of a rough house on the 17th floor that he had just purchased.

When I saw the bank card transfer records on my phone, my brows trembled in pain, and the bricks in my hands were crushed.

In the classroom~

When the bell rang, Teacher Guo urged to hand in the paper, and Lin Yiyi reluctantly put his paper on it.

As soon as he came back and sat down, he sighed:

"It's hard to travel! It's hard to travel! There are many different roads. Where are you now?"

Especially the three words "Are you safe now?" The atmosphere and tone are so well-chosen that it can be said that you are bowing your head and stamping your feet, and the feeling of desolation and helplessness is vivid!

"My deskmate, what a literary talent!"

Rongrong admired as she moved her table and stood next to Lin Yi one by one.

Lin Yiyi shook his head helplessly and muttered to himself:

"How difficult the road of life is, how difficult it is, and how complicated it is. Where is the real road?"

Bai Zexuan looked at the messy hair that she scratched and smiled like a crescent moon.

He believed that Rongrong would soon discover that Lin Yi only knew this sentence, and this sentence was her life motto and walking motto!