The ghosts of the good-for-nothing miko

Lin Yiyi swallowed, not caring that the wonton stew was hot on his hands, he quickly picked up his bowl of wonton stew at lightning speed and went to the next table.

……

Only then did Batu react and quickly removed his hand. He was so panicked that he didn't know what to do. He hurriedly picked up the corner of the floral apron and planned to wipe Yusen's mouth.

The latter, with a face so black that it dripped with ink, grabbed the fat man's collar and said in a deep voice with a sinister chill:

"Are you looking for death?"

Batu's forehead was suddenly covered with fine sweat. He quickly knelt down to Yu Sen. His decisiveness and flexibility made Lin Yiyi almost forget to chew the wonton stew. He choked and coughed several times. Voice.

Yusen quickly turned away and patted her back gently to calm her down. The murderous aura just now was suddenly withdrawn. He frowned slightly. He was obviously very concerned, but he still scolded her:

"Why are you in such a hurry to eat? Are you worried about someone snatching it from you?"

This scene.

In Batu's eyes, it was even scarier than the scene where he was roasted alive if he disagreed.

He pointed at Yu Sen:

"you you you……"

I stammered for a long time and couldn't speak.

Is this still the Yusen he knew?

I think back then, I also choked on food once, but it was much more serious than this time. Until I couldn't breathe at all, my whole face was as blue as an eggplant, and one of my legs had stepped into the gate of hell. Only then did Yusen Take action, huh? No, he kicked himself up the branch of a tree instead of using his hands and hung upside down. Only then did he save his life.

Seeing that Yu Sen ignored him, Batu looked nervously in the direction of the house. When he saw that the woman had not seen him, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted the dirt on his knees, and stood up. He stood up, looked at Lin Yiyi, rubbed his hands, half-bowed, and put on a flattering smile:

"This must be the Lord, right?"

"Are you the mountain monster Yu Sen said?"

Hearing the voice, it was a young woman. The smile on Nabadou's face almost squeezed his eyes out, and she explained:

"Yes, yes, oh, it's all my fault. I was originally going to wait for you at my residence, but no, Sister-in-law He needed help, so I just walked away."

"The residence? That piece of grass? Or the rocks you piled up randomly?"

Badu scratched his head:

"I do live nearby, but lately, Mrs. He has been having nightmares, so I just moved here. I am the monster that girls are most afraid of."

Lin Yiyi: "..."

Yu Sen, now began to regret why he accepted this blessing.

He said coldly:

"Don't tell me that this blessing is related to the female owner of this wonton stall?"

Seeing Batu's twitchy look, Yu Sen's eyebrows jumped:

"Batu, you have been caught breaking the law by having an affair with a human woman without permission. This time you dare to trouble the master with such a thing? If you don't want to use your brain, I can help you. Bundle."

Lin Yiyi finished the last wonton and rubbed his belly playfully, looking satisfied:

"Batu, you are quite interesting. Tell me the reason for praying this time."

Batu invited the two of them to talk to him at his residence, and he paid for Lin Yiyi very discerningly. On the way back to the mountain, Yusen and Batu talked incessantly, and Lin Yiyi It can be seen that Yusen is actually very concerned about this mountain monster, but this guy expresses his concern in a different way from others.

Batu became a regulator and stayed in the world because of the previous mountain monster who built Mount An, who was Batu's father.

The old mountain monster was a brown bear who got lucky and became a monster. Due to this fate, he was appointed by the previous owner to become a supervisor.

Unlike Batu, the old mountain monster is conscientious, kind and enthusiastic, and he also abides by the rule of not easily becoming associated with humans. The animals in the entire mountain forest love him very much.

At that time, Yu Sen had not yet met Mei, nor had he entered Sanyuan Hall. He was just a fox demon making trouble all over the world.

When they met Jian'an Mountain, they naturally bullied the indigenous people here, which turned everything upside down.

The old mountain monster set many traps and finally caught him once.

But he didn't really punish him for this. He just took Xiao Omori to apologize to all the animals in the forest one by one.

For Yu Sen, there was no way he could bear this.

That night, I took the gangster and went to burn the cave of the old mountain monster.

At that time, the hair on Lao Shanguai's buttocks was burned bald, and he almost couldn't find a wife.

Unexpectedly, after going back and forth like this, we would develop some friendship.

Later, the old mountain monster grew old and left Batu to take care of Jian'an Mountain.

This guy Batu didn't inherit any of the old mountain monster's advantages of being steady and steady. Instead, it was as if he had exchanged identities with Yu Sen.

Every now and then, he would come out to do something and ask Yu Sen to wipe his ass.

After he transformed, the situation became even more out of control, and the supervisors of the surrounding mountains couldn't stand it anymore. During those times, many of the prayers received by Sanyuan Hall were complaints.

Batu is a very affectionate and passionate person, especially towards women.

To say he was a playboy, that was true, but to say he was single-minded, that year, when his beloved girl was at the end of her life, he pulled off a piece of white silk and hung it on a big willow tree to go with her.

Finally, if it weren't for the incredible weight, it would really be possible for him to be reincarnated.

And after being sad for a while, I met the next girl and fell in love with her wholeheartedly again.

In order to please the girl, he even went to the next mountain to pick all the spiritual flowers that bear fruit every three years. In ancient times, King You of Zhou used beacon fire to play with the princes, just to win the praise of Si's smile.

Finally, they returned to the simple stone pile. Following Batu's finger, Lin Yiyi and Yu Sen were speechless.

The so-called mountain monster cave is just a pit at best!

From this point of view, Mrs. He is quite a nice person, and she can tolerate this.

I wonder if the old mountain monster would be mad at this prodigal thing if he were still alive.

"Doesn't Sanyuan Hall distribute regular offerings to various supervisors every year? How come you don't even have a decent bowl?"

Because Yu Sen was investigating the Qiyuan Mirror, he had no time to care about Batu. Now it seems that he hates iron and feels sorry for his poor living conditions.

Who knew~

Badu said:

"Human beings have invented many novel gadgets. I have met several girls who live a hard life on that mobile phone. As a person like me, I can't bear to see girls being wronged. I have to help them even if I sell off my property. Otherwise, I have a deep feeling in my heart. , I can’t always get through it.”

Yusen just wanted to take action.

Lin Yiyi held his forehead and sighed: This Batu probably met a liar...