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Yu Yan's words exploded in Wei He's mind like thunder, making him shiver uncontrollably.

"Let me become a real eunuch?"

His voice was trembling and full of disbelief.

"That's right, you are a marriage fraud!"

Yu Yan nodded seriously and continued, "When I discussed the marriage with you, you were clearly a eunuch. If I suddenly find out that you are not a eunuch now, then you have undoubtedly deceived me."

Wei He panicked and began to stutter, "But, what if I didn't hide it on purpose?"

"Whether it was intentional or not, the fact of deception cannot be changed."

Yu Yan answered firmly.

Then, she lowered her head, looked at the little emperor in her arms tenderly, and asked softly, "Don't you think so?"

"Err, eh, eh, eh..."

The little emperor mistakenly thought that Yu Yan was teasing him, and stretched out his little hand to try to grab her fingers.

Seeing this, Yu Yan couldn't help but laugh. She looked up at Wei He and said proudly, "Look, even the emperor agrees with my point of view!"

Wei He: “…”

At this moment, he silently clamped his legs together, swallowed his saliva, and mourned for himself.

Yu Yan's gaze slowly moved down, from his face, to his chest, and then to between his legs, as if she wanted to see inside through his clothes.

A barely perceptible smile flashed across her eyes, and she deliberately said, "So you came to me to tell me that you are actually a fake eunuch?"

Hearing this, Wei He's heart tightened and he quickly denied it: "No, it's not."

However, his answer was too quick, as if it was a subconscious reaction, which made him realize that he might have said the wrong thing.

Sure enough, the next moment, Yu Yan looked at him with a half-smile and said, "Oh? Then why are you so nervous? Did I say something wrong?"

Wei He was silent for a moment, and finally decided to confess.

He raised his head, looked directly into Yu Yan's eyes, and said seriously: "Yes, I am a fake eunuch."

After saying this, he seemed to have accepted his fate, lowered his head, and whispered: "Of course, if you want me to become a real eunuch, I can do it."

When he said the last sentence, his voice was very low, but it made people inexplicably believe that what he said was true.

As long as Yu Yan nodded, he would immediately castrate himself.

Yu Yan looked at him quietly and didn't speak for a long time.

After a long while, he finally said, "I'll give you a chance to explain. Tell me."

Wei He lowered his eyes. "I am from the Duke of Zhenguo's Mansion, the third child, and I have the same mother as Concubine Shu. However, to some extent, I am also considered a eunuch because I cannot give birth to an heir."

"When I was three years old, my aunt wanted to marry into the Duke of Zhenguo's mansion as a concubine because she loved my father, but she tried all kinds of tricks to no avail. Later, she held a grudge and put a potion that would make my eldest brother's tea sterile, but by some strange coincidence, I drank it."

"The drug was too strong and I was too young to handle it, so I passed out. Fortunately, a wandering Taoist priest saved my life, but my body also deteriorated."

"In order to maintain my health, I was taken to a Taoist temple by a Taoist priest. I stayed there for several years and kept in touch with my family through letters."

Yu Yan listened to his words, hummed, and asked with a smile: "Then what? How did you enter the palace to become a eunuch?"

Wei He glanced at her dimly and continued, "My sister and I are born of the same mother and are the only legitimate daughter. When she was eight years old, the palace had already decided that she would enter the palace as a concubine. No matter which prince inherits the throne, the legitimate daughters of our Zhenguo Mansion and Prime Minister's Mansion must enter the palace."

When he said this, his eyes became a little dim, as if he was recalling things from the past.

Then, he continued, "At that time, after I knew about it, I was ready to go to the palace to accompany her. Anyway, I have lived in the Taoist temple for a long time, and not many people in the capital have seen me, so I can just make a human skin mask. Moreover, I have been interested in medicine since I was a child, and I have also learned some disguise techniques, so it is not difficult for me to change my appearance."

"That girl has a hot temper and is easily provoked. She never gives in. If she doesn't have someone she can trust around her, she will definitely have trouble taking a single step in this deep palace."

Wei He sighed, a look of worry on his face.

He knew his sister's character well and was worried that she would be bullied or in danger in the palace.

Therefore, he resorted to a trick and hid it from his family, disguising himself as a eunuch to accompany her and protect her safety.

By the time it was done, it was too late and the family could only accept it.

To be on the safe side, Wei He would show his face in front of outsiders every once in a while.

After Wei He finished speaking, he felt very uneasy. He stared at Yu Yan without blinking, and his hands unconsciously twirled the corners of his clothes. He stammered, "I, I've said it all. If you want to castrate yourself, you wait for a day until I go back and prepare."

When Yu Yan heard this, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and looked at Wei He, smiling and saying, "Why? Are you really going to be a eunuch?"

Wei He's voice was still gentle, with a flattering tone: "I deceived you, no matter what you ask me to do, as long as you can calm down. Besides, I am used to being a eunuch, so it's okay to be a real eunuch."

As long as I can successfully marry the beauty, I don’t care about other things! My wife is the most important.

After hearing what he said, Yu Yan couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth and laughed softly.

"Okay, you don't have to castrate yourself and become a real eunuch."

"really?"

Wei He's eyes suddenly lit up, like the brightest stars in the night sky.

He knew that Yanyan still felt sorry for him.

Look, even if I’m angry now, I don’t want to hurt him.

At this moment, Wei He felt as if he had eaten honey. His heart was filled with sweetness, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Yu Yan was so charming that it could make silk threads appear.

At this time, Yu Yan continued: "However, let's postpone our marriage for a few years!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wei He's smile froze on his face.

What? The wedding will be postponed for a few years? Did he hear it right?

Under his hopeful gaze, Yu Yan said again: "I don't know how many years we should postpone it, so why not do this! Let's wait until the emperor learns how to write an imperial edict, and then we can get married! It is our honor to be granted marriage by the emperor!"

"But, but the emperor is still in swaddling clothes!"

Wei He was dumbfounded.

He originally thought he had heard wrongly, but when he saw Yu Yan's determined eyes, he realized that she was not joking.

He couldn't help feeling frustrated; this decision was too sudden for him.

He had been looking forward to their wedding, but he didn't expect it to be postponed for so long.

Wei He tried to persuade Yu Yan to change her mind. He said, "Yan'er, isn't this taking too long?"

However, Yu Yan shook her head and insisted: "No, I think this is better. We should give the emperor enough time to grow up, and at the same time give us more time to prepare for the wedding. Moreover, getting the emperor's marriage will mean a lot to us."

Wei He: “…”

Who understands? He really wants to cry now.

Yu Yan looked at him straight, "Why, do you have any objection?"

"No, no"

Wei He took a deep breath, smiled and said to her: "Okay, since you have made up your mind, I will listen to you. When the emperor learns to write the imperial edict himself, we will get married."

He had already decided that he would personally teach the little emperor from now on.

Starting tomorrow, he would read Thousand Character Classic beside the little emperor and try his best to learn how to write before he turned three.