The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.

Jiang Li glanced at the clock and said quietly:

"Give you five seconds! If you don't get up, I won't be the one calling you!"

"Five, four,..."

Lin Xi immediately came back to his senses.

He hadn't forgotten how Jiang Li punched the female ghost in his room last night.

"Three two one!"

Lin Xi quickly counted the remaining numbers, jumped up and rushed into the bathroom.

Everyone: "..."

What about getting up to get angry as promised?

Ran away from home?

Lin Xi came out five minutes later, already looking like a human and a dog.

As the eldest son of the Lin family, this was not his first time on camera, but when the camera zoomed in on that face, the barrage still floated over and screamed:

【ah! ! ! Brother is so handsome! 】

[How could such a man with money, good looks, and IQ end up in trouble for that cheap fish! 】

[If nothing else, Jiang Li’s face matches this man quite well! 】

[Don’t you think the way the prince looks at Jiang Li is as admiring as the way the family dog ​​looks at its owner? 】

[Man upstairs, do you want to see what you are talking about? 】

[That's the prince, how can he worship a cheap fish? 】

Lin Xi approached Jiang Li like a big dog:

"Sister Li, can you give me a few more seconds next time?"

Barrage:

[Does your face hurt upstairs? Attached picture: *Screenshot of Lin Xi’s face quarrel VS his own Samoyed*]

This look is exactly the same.

Jiang Li looked at him with cold eyes:

"You just woke up, is your mind okay?"

Lin Xi:......

"The mental state is good, but the language system is disordered!"

Decisively turn off the microphone!

Lin Xi made a motion to sew his mouth shut.

The barrage floated with a bunch of jaws, and the audience was shocked.

Program team:…

We are numb, we need to calm down!

"What are you doing standing still? Let's bring trouble to this poor little guy!"

Lin Xi silently picked up a basin of cold water.

The temperature of thirty-seven degrees forced a smile of minus thirty-seven degrees.

The program team silently paid a silent tribute to the next guest who got up.

Put this man on the stall and wish yourself good luck!

Unfortunately, the next poor little guy is Jiang Zichen.

He hadn't opened his eyes when he heard the noise, and planned to wait for the camera to close in before slowly opening his eyes to create a lazy feeling.

Unexpectedly, before he could feel it, he would be tempted to wet himself...

A face that is dripping with white soup is really unattractive.

A basin of cold water was poured down, and Lin Xi's wake-up energy was gone. Jiang Zichen's makeup, which he had carefully painted when he got up at four in the morning, was ruined.

"what!!!"

Jiang Zichen quacked like a duck, and then hurriedly covered his face with the quilt.

No matter how fast he moved, someone still took a screenshot of his face with white liquid flowing out of it.

Barrage:

[Didn’t you say that the program team attacked? Why is there still makeup on your face? 】

[A man with such thick powder on his face is so disgusting! 】

[Don’t scold my Chen Zai. My Chen Zai doesn’t wear makeup. It’s clearly a reflection from the lens! 】

[Lin Xi has gone too far! You bully my brother just because your family is rich and powerful! 】

[Don’t be afraid, brother, we will always support you! 】

Reviews were mixed.

Lin Xi felt very comfortable, and the program was very effective.

A world where only Jiang Zichen was injured has been achieved!

Half an hour later, Jiang Zichen came out of the bathroom, his face radiant and his face looking like a dog.

"Sorry! I kept you waiting for so long, I went to the toilet!"

Jiang Zichen smiled softly, and coupled with the exquisite makeup he had just painted, how should I put it...

The whole person exudes the smell of 0.

Ginger and carp gather together to watch the face.

Ooh~

The black and blue hair emanating from his eyes looked like he had been raped by a ghost all night long!

Lin Xi frowned and asked:

"Sister Li, he and you were really born from the same mother's womb? Why don't they look alike?"

Jiang Li blurted out without thinking:

"One pig gives birth to nine piglets, and even the mother has ten piglets. Did you learn anything from biology class?"

Lin Xi: "..."

Are you sure you're not scolding yourself? ?

Ok!

My main goal is to kill others and make myself fly!

Jiang Li spoke not loudly, but Jiang Zichen heard him.

He had warned Jiang Li when he saw her last night, but he didn't expect that she still wouldn't change her ways.

In this case, don't blame him for being rude.

Jiang Zichen used his usual method and pretended to Jiang Li:

"I didn't expect you to come too, Ah Li!"

Barrage:

【Fuck! My brother and Jiang Li are really related! 】

[Is Jiang Li also Chen Zai’s sister? 】

[I am a paparazzi, reporting with my real name. Jiang Li and Jiang Zihan are twins. 】

【What? ? When did this happen? You bastard, please hand it over immediately! 】

The barrage exploded, but no one on the program team was shocked. It was obvious that they had known about this for a long time.

"People can be poor, but they cannot be spineless. You will do whatever it takes to become famous and sell your body. How sad will your parents be when they find out!"

Jiang Zichen once again dropped a bombshell.

The program crew focused the camera on Jiang Li, trying to capture her truest expression.

Afraid? Flustered? Shock?

nothing!

Jiang Li looked calm and even picked his nose with his little finger.

Snap! A snack bounces onto the camera.

Everyone: "..."

Picking her nose in front of the prince to make sure she is the one who crawled into bed?

Jiang Zichen held his head shyly and taught him a serious lesson:

"Jiang Li! How can you be so incompetent? Please apologize!"

Jiang Li said lazily:

"Jiang Zichen, I think not only was your dick blown last night, but your brain was also blown!"

Barrage:

【Breaking J? ? What's the meaning? 】

[Oh~ The chrysanthemums are all over the ground...literally! 】

[Well, I seem to have eaten something! 】

【What to eat? It's obviously this cheap fish who started the scandal! 】

[Everyone shouts with me, get out of the entertainment industry! ! 】

Jiang Zichen's eyes flashed with shock and panic.

Director Wang had clearly promised to keep that matter confidential, but no one knew how Jiang Li could...

impossible!

Jiang Li must be talking nonsense!

Jiang Zichen suppressed his panic and taught Jiang Li a lesson with a straight face:

"How can a girl say dirty words? How unqualified!"

Jiang Li sneered:

"What happened to the swearing?"

"Master once said: Put down your personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality. If you swallow dirty words, you will rot the skin of a swallow!"

Lin Xi was confused: "Who said this before, why didn't I hear about it?"

Jiang Li: "Of course... Jiang Lizi!"

Lin Xi: "?? Is this as credible as a booger?"

"Of course there is, there is no ready-made example!"

Jiang Li's eyes flicked back and forth over Jiang Zichen, and he was about to show him his ID card.

Jiang Zichen wanted to tear Jiang Li apart in his heart, but he still pretended to be sad on his face:

"Ah Li, I am your brother! Even if you don't recognize me, you can't slander me like this!"

Jiang Li: "Ugh~"

Every second since Jiang Zichen appeared, she felt extremely sick.

"Jiang Zichen, do you know? With you like this, zombies will sigh and shake their heads when they are in front of you."

Lin Xi looked puzzled: "Why?"

Jiang Li spread his hands and said, "You don't have a brain!"

"Hahahaha..." Lin Xi laughed rudely.

Program team: "..."

I'm suppressing my laughter, so don't disturb me!

They are professionally trained not to laugh unless they can't help it!

Barrage:

[Don’t you think what this sister says is quite funny? Looking at Jiang Zichen's face, he almost looks like Bao Gong! 】

[Could what she just said be true? Is Jiang Zichen really 0? 】

[Don’t talk nonsense upstairs, my brother must be 1! 】

[My review: 6! 】

[Explanation is very good, don’t explain it next time! 】