The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.
Chapter 118 Pig Killing Feast
Everyone was shocked, especially Ruan Yu. She was not only shocked, but also disgusted.
I actually slept with a pig demon for so long!
Thinking of what they did on the bed, Ruan Yu couldn't help but retched.
At this time, the pig demon Wu Cheng pounced over, and Jiang Li Yunqi kicked the pig on the head.
"You all hide in the house!"
As soon as Jiang Li spoke, everyone rushed into the villa, but their heads were still sticking out from the crack in the door to watch the battle.
Jiang Li took out her hammer, and countless paper figures surrounded her.
For a moment, the sky and the earth turned pale, and a dark wind suddenly rose.
"Give me back Nanli!" Wu Cheng roared.
Jiang Li pulled Nan Li over, looked at the shock in her eyes, and couldn't help but sneer:
"Nan Li, do you see clearly? This man is a pig demon. Are you still willing to be with him?"
Nan Li shook his head in horror: "No! He is not Wu Cheng, he is not Wu Cheng!"
Nan Li obviously couldn't accept that her husband was a pig demon, even though she was a ghost now.
Jiang Li looked at Wu Cheng with a sneer:
"You heard me! Even the woman you love most despises you!"
Wu Cheng's pig eyes flashed with grief and confusion. He looked at Nan Li and asked in a trembling voice:
"Ah Li, do you even mind my identity?"
Nan Li's eyes gradually changed from shock to anger when she looked at Wu Cheng:
"Wu Cheng, you lied to me! You actually lied to me! You are a pig, you are not a human being!!"
"Ah Li, I love you and you love me too. Does it make any difference whether I am a human or a pig?" Wu Cheng asked excitedly.
Nan Li said sharply: "Yes! Of course there is a difference. How can humans and pigs be together?"
"Why not! Haven't you humans found out that the genetic similarity between humans and pigs is 97%? Since our genes are so similar, and I have practiced hard for many years and transformed into a human form, why can't we be together?"
Wu Cheng retorted angrily, making Jiang Li speechless.
"Nan Li, there seems to be nothing wrong with what he said. I won't pull you away. Why don't you go make do with him?"
Nan Li: "I don't want it! I don't want to marry a pig!!!"
Nan Li was so angry that he became resentful and turned into a resentful ghost.
After being promoted, she is different from the original ghost. She has the power of a ghost and can fight with the pig demon.
Jiang Li silently stepped aside and watched the fight between the ghost and the pig.
The four people who were squatting at the door to watch the excitement also walked up to Jiang Li against the wall, not forgetting to grab a handful of melon seeds and eat them among them.
Zhuo Qianyue: "Jiang Li, who do you think can win between the two?"
Jiang Li: "Pig demon! After all, he is a pig that has been trained for hundreds of years. His meat is strong and can withstand beatings!"
Zhuo Qianyue's focus was all on that sentence.
“Would it taste better when grilled if the meat is firm?”
Jiang Li looked at Wu Cheng's pig thighs that had stretched out due to exertion and swallowed:
"Lin Xi, I remember there is a barbecue grill in the utility room of your house. Please ask someone to bring it to you, and bring some cumin and chili powder with you."
Lin Xi: "Okay!"
Wucheng hasn't lost yet, but Jiang Li and the others are already discussing how to eat it.
Gong Xueer: "I want to control my weight, so I'll have tenderloin slices. There's less fat."
Lin Xi: "I like brain-baking. This pig has become a human, and the brains might be more delicious."
Ruan Yu was nearby and kept silent.
Seeing this, Gong Xueer specially cue her:
"Teacher Ruan, what about you?"
Ruan Yu: "..." Silence is golden.
Jiang Li: "How about... a fried pig whip? Vent... vent your anger?"
Ruan Yu: "..." What are the things in the minds of college students nowadays!
During the discussion, the outcome of Nanli and Wucheng was decided. As Jiang Li expected, Nanli lost, but Wucheng was also injured.
Wu Cheng approached Nanli and pressed her soul under the pig's trotters:
"Ah Li, even if you are in despair, I will not allow you to leave me!"
Just when Wu Cheng was about to kill Nan Li, Luo Heng's Buddhist beads flew out from Jiang Li's wrist and wrapped around Wu Cheng's neck, slowly tightening it.
Wu Cheng struggled desperately, and the beads could hardly hold him down.
At this moment, the sound of chanting came from outside the villa, and Luo Heng slowly walked in.
As he got closer, the power of the beads gradually became stronger, and soon the pig demon was strangled to death.
Jiang Li walked over and looked at Wu Cheng speechless:
"The reputation of Sanbu is worthy of its reputation, monk. Thank you for coming, otherwise I would have had to work hard to clean it up!"
Luo Heng smiled slightly: "Amitabha, Miss Jiang Li, you don't have to be polite. The poor monk sensed the magic beads and came here specially. It is also the poor monk's duty to catch the pig demon."
"But what do these three no pressures mean?" Luo Heng asked.
Jiang Li: "You can't suppress the pigs during the Chinese New Year, the fish that landed on the beach, and the angry wife, because she can't suppress them at all."
"The pig demon is dead. You don't need to take the body away, right?" Jiang Li asked with an eyebrow raised.
Luo Heng leaned over: "Amitabha, of course there is no need."
"That's good!"
Jiang Li's eyes signaled the others to come over and help kill the pig. Five people swarmed up and dragged the fat and strong pig to the edge of the pool for disposal.
The servants at Lin Xi's house also brought the barbecue rack and a lot of seasonings and side dishes.
"Everyone, please work harder. Let's have a pig-killing feast tonight!"
The charcoal fire was lit, and the ginger carp was pierced through the large pork skewers and grilled on the fire. The meat was sizzling and oily under the charcoal fire, and the aroma was fragrant.
"Monk, do you want a bunch?" Jiang Li deliberately teased Luo Heng.
Unexpectedly, Luo Heng replied:
"Amitabha, monks do not kill animals. Please put more cumin and less chili pepper. The poor monk's taste is light."
Jiang Li was silent for a moment and then burst into laughter:
"Luo Heng, do you really eat meat?"
Luo Heng raised his eyebrows: "I forgot to tell the girl. The poor monk is a lay disciple. Although he has shaved his head, he has not had any scars. For the poor monk, wine and meat are just a passing thing."
Jiang Li smiled and nodded: "Okay, since you can eat it, then eat more!"
The meat skewers were cooked quickly, and Zhuo Qianyue grilled the fish well. She handed a skewer to Jiang Li:
"Sister Li, do you eat the same kind of food?"
Jiang Li handed her a roll of his eyes: "Eat, I like fish the most!"
"Like cannibalize each other, aren't you afraid that if you turn back into a fish one day, your fellow tribesmen will find out?" Zhuo Qianyue joked.
Jiang Li poked her head:
"Zhuo Qianyue, are you stupid? The big fish eats the small fish, and the small fish eats the shrimp. This is the law of nature. How can it involve cannibalism?"
Zhuo Qianyue touched her hair sheepishly:
"Yes!"
"Your fish is almost burnt, hurry up and share the roasted food with others!"
When Jiang Li reminded him, Zhuo Qianyue realized that the fish was almost burnt, so he quickly took out all the grilled fish and shared them with others.
"Master Luo Heng, this is yours!"
Zhuo Qianyue handed the last skewer of grilled fish to Luo Heng. Luo Heng looked at it, put his hands together and smiled:
"Sorry! The poor monk doesn't eat fish!"
Zhuo Qianyue was puzzled: "You eat meat but not fish. Could it be that you are allergic?"
Luo Heng shook his head: "No, I just don't like eating. Thank you girl for your kindness!"
Zhuo Qianyue didn't force it and turned around to leave.
Luo Heng looked at Jiang Li eating the grilled fish so deliciously, and a helpless smile flashed in his lowered eyes.
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