The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.

Chapter 8: Gain popularity by appearing on variety shows

Curses came from upstairs:

"Early in the morning, the soul is calling!"

The ghost fetus cannot occupy her dominant consciousness during the day, so Lin's mother is quite normal, but she feels that her mouth tastes wrong.

"Honey, my son has brought the girl back!"

Father Lin roared, and Mother Lin, who was still recovering from her soul, suddenly woke up.

"Girl? Are you sure your son is bringing a live girl!"

"Yes! A living girl!"

Mother Lin walked as fast as flying, and came downstairs with a big belly.

Jiang Li saw her round belly, and the energy in his body began to stir.

As Mother Lin approached her and was about to speak, her stomach suddenly cramped.

"Hi~"

Father Lin hurriedly stepped forward: "Honey, are you going to give birth?"

Jiang Li immediately put the talisman he drew last night on Mother Lin's belly, then formed a seal with his hands and silently recited the incantation.

The ghost's restlessness was suppressed, and Mother Lin felt better.

Father Lin and Mother Lin couldn't help but wonder when they saw Jiang Li's unusual behavior:

"Girl, are you... exterminating demons?"

Jiang Li: "..."

What a demon slayer!

But it’s one thing to say something rough or to be rational, to eliminate demons and catch ghosts is one thing!

Jiang Li looked at Lin Xi: "You haven't told your parents about this yet?"

Lin Xi pursed her lips: "I don't know how to speak!"

"never mind!"

In line with the principle of being as silent as possible when doing something, Jiang Li activated the Qi in his body to separate the ghost fetus from its mother's body.

During the day, the ghost fetus is afraid of Yang Qi, otherwise Jiang Li might not be able to conquer it with his current ability.

As the Qi circulated, Mother Lin's face turned slightly pale.

"Wife, what's wrong with you?"

Father Lin was about to step forward to stop him, but was held back by Lin Xi.

"Dad, what I told you last night is true. There is something wrong with the child in mom's belly."

While talking, Jiang Li had already taken out the ghost fetus in Mother Lin's belly.

The technique is very similar to that of an old doctor who has been specialized in treating hemorrhoids for a hundred years.

As the ghost fetus left, Mother Lin's stomach suddenly deflated.

The ghost fetus struggled desperately in Jiang Li's hand, and the sharp baby cry hurt their eardrums to the point of bursting.

"Shut up!" Jiang Li rewarded it with a big bag:

"If you keep making noises, I will push you into the Basset flower pot and let you taste what it means to be a vegetable... ah no! Plant ghost!"

The sound stopped suddenly.

"So obedient?"

Jiang Li looked at his hand in confusion. Is her palm so powerful?

do not care!

Taking advantage of the ghost fetus' obedience, Jiang Li took off the talisman paper on Mother Lin's belly, squeezed it, wrapped it into a ball, and sealed it.

Lin's mother was in a coma, and Lin Xi hurriedly asked for help:

"Master, please save my mother!"

Jiang Li took out a black pill from his bag and handed it to him.

Lin Xi was confused: "What is this? An elixir?"

Jiang Li: "Stretch your legs and stare at the pill, I guarantee the medicine will kill you!"

Lin Xi's pupils were shocked: "There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm my mother!"

Jiang Li did a signature move of Sister Bai Zhou:

?乛?乛?

Why can't this kid take a joke?

Jiang Li took the pill and stuffed it into Lin Xi's mother's mouth. When she closed her chin, the medicine rolled into her stomach automatically.

Jiang Li's heart was bleeding.

All the ten points she earned were used to exchange for this pill.

After taking the medicine, Lin Xi's mother woke up quickly.

"What's wrong with me?"

When she touched it, her belly was gone!

"Where's my belly?"

"No! Where is my child?"

Father Lin finally recovered from the panic just now.

Hearing his wife's question, he pointed stiffly at the ball wrapped in talisman paper in Jiang Li's palm.

After the atmosphere was silent for a while, Mother Lin closed her eyes.

wrong! She must be dreaming!

How could she have a ball!

When he opened his eyes again, all he saw was a ball!

Mother Lin cried.

She cried more sadly than the day Zhen Huan gave birth.

"Oooh! Husband, do you think I am the reincarnation of Nezha? Why did I give birth to a ball?"

Father Lin: "How is that possible? If you are Nezha's mother, then I will be the King of Tota!"

Mother Lin really believed it. Her big eyes were blinking with tears and sparkling with a little surprise.

Jiang Li looked at the couple's mental state and expressed concern about Lin Xi's IQ.

Lin Xi seemed to be used to her parents being inconsistent, so she helplessly spread her hands.

After they calmed down, Lin Xi had a chance to explain about the ghost fetus.

Both of them were frightened for a while after hearing this.

"It turns out I gnawed a chicken alive last night. No wonder my mouth tastes so weird!"

Mother Lin smashed her mouth.

It has the most original taste of chicken...

Ugh~

Better go brush your teeth!

After Mrs. Lin returned from packing, the couple thought of asking for business.

"Master, why on earth is this evil fetus clinging to my wife? Is my wife's belly so easy to live in?"

Jiang Li: "Uh! This question..."

Otherwise, would you like to try it?

Father Lin looked at his wife's belly with curiosity and a hint of eagerness to try.

Mother Lin went crazy: "Lin Dawei, please be more serious!"

Father Lin immediately said seriously: "Okay, my wife!"

Mother Lin looked at Jiang Li sheepishly and smiled:

"Master, I made you laugh!"

Jiang Li: "Haha! It doesn't matter!"

All irrational behaviors of rich people are art!

"Mrs. Lin, I did some fortune-telling before I came here. This ghost fetus has some connection with you."

Father Lin and Mother Lin were both shocked: "Ah? What does it have to do with us?"

"Liu Waner, do you know this person?"

Hearing this name, both Father and Mother Lin frowned.

"I know you! This Liu Waner used to be my secretary, but she had bad intentions and was fired by me. Later she committed suicide by jumping off a building. I pitied her for losing her life at a young age, and my wife and I went to the cemetery to pay her respects."

Jiang Li nodded:

"That's right! Liu Waner failed to get the job and lost her job, so she blamed Mrs. Lin. While you were going to worship, she got into your belly and replaced the unformed fetus in your belly. The physical body has become a ghost fetus.”

Mother Lin's eyes suddenly turned red:

"You mean, there was a child in my belly, but Liu Waner killed it?"

"To be precise, it is devouring. It devoured the soul and body of the fetus, which is equivalent to the child never appearing!"

Mother Lin bit her lower lip and looked at the ghost fetus with more hatred.

"Master, please make a price, I will make Liu Waner's soul fly to pieces!"

Jiang Li made a ten sign.

"One hundred thousand! That's easy to talk about. I'll give you the money later!"

Jiang Li shook his head.

Lin Dawei was confused: "It's not one hundred thousand! That's one million? That's no problem, the master's skills are worth the price!"

Jiang Li shook his head again.

"Ten million!"

Although it's a bit much, Lin Dawei can't afford it.

Who knows, Jiang Li still shook his head.

"One billion!"

At this time, Lin Dawei felt a little painful.

Seeing his quotation going further and further away, Jiang Li said helplessly:

"ten bucks!"

When my grandfather served people in the village, he always paid ten yuan, no matter how big or small. If someone insisted on paying more, he would use the extra money to help poor people.

Jiang Li remembered that his grandfather said that as a heavenly master, practicing mystical arts is against the laws of heaven.

If you use this technique to make money, you will definitely be punished.

So grandpa only charges ten yuan no matter how big or small the job is.

The same goes for ginger carps.

Anyway, she has a system to give out rewards, so it doesn't matter if the Lin family doesn't want the money.

When Jiang Li said ten dollars, Lin Dawei thought he heard wrongly:

"Master, how much do you say?"

"Ten yuan! Not even a penny more! Including the carnival reward your son gave me last night, I also returned it!"

Lin Dawei rubbed his hands in embarrassment:

"Master, look at the effort you put into it and it only costs ten yuan. Isn't it too little?"

Jiang Li pretended to be old-school and profound:

"This is a rule, it cannot be broken!"

Lin Dawei felt more and more that Jiang Li was reliable.

After thinking about it, just giving him ten yuan was not enough. Lin Dawei left Jiang Li for a meal and gave him time to think about how to thank Jiang Li.

Just when he was worried, Lin Xi gave him an idea:

"Dad! Didn't you invest in the variety show "Big Shot: Survival in the Wilderness" that will be aired recently? Since you want to thank the master, then put her in it, let her show her face, and get more business."

Lin Dawei's eyes lit up:

"This is a good idea. It's settled. The day after tomorrow you will bring the master with you on the show!"

After speaking, Lin Dawei called the director.

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