System: I am a second-hand dealer in the world of immortality

Shen Xia lay on Cheng Yu's bed like this for half a month.

It's ridiculous to say that Yu Shao and the four of them basically cut themselves through. But whether it was the miraculous medicines from Wudinglu that worked, or the bone-producing pills and body-restoring pills that Shen Xia bought in the mall, Shen Xia felt that her body was undergoing "transformation."

In addition, Shen Xia used spiritual power to cleanse his veins every day, so that after he regained control of his body, his cultivation reached the stage of Qi training. The only drawback is that Shen Xia Neng has to do "rehabilitation exercises" under the supervision of He Shiqin and Cheng Yu every day after going to the ground.

Cheng Yu ranked third in Class B in this assessment and entered Class A by accident. He Shiqin won the swordsmanship assessment, but he didn't know why he was ninth. The top twenty were basically the disciples who won the flag in the capture-the-flag assessment and other assessments.

In the past half month, Shen Xia has lived a luxurious life with clothes on her hands and food on her hands, and she has also unlocked a new feature - the sect forum.

This is another episode. It all started because of a post that went viral on the forum—something about me and my weird roommate.

The content of the original post is as follows——

First of all, I wish all the best to my brothers and sisters! Although I have lived a very tragic life since I joined the sect.

Originally, joining the Tianguan Sect was a very wonderful and fascinating thing. Because of an excellent roommate, I spent more than half a year unforgettable.

Next, I am going to explain it slowly. It is definitely not fiction, definitely not exaggeration, and definitely not making up a story.

If I didn't take it out, I would almost vomit blood and die from holding it in. But I don’t know if my writing can describe something about that roommate. I admit, no matter how I describe it, you can’t imagine the shock this weird roommate brought to me.

Let me first explain the background of this masterpiece

Gender: Female. Hereinafter, we call her XX.

Height is about the same as Yeast, more than 150 points

My weight, according to visual inspection, is 140 pounds, which is about the same as a gas tank.

Relationship with LZ: roommate.

The background of the story is that LZ chose a four-person apartment, and his roommates were all fellow disciples of the Tianguan Sect this school year. Before joining the clan, LZ's mother told me with tears in her eyes, "Girl, you should always have a good relationship with your roommates. Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. You should also be kind to others when you go out."

On the first day of joining the sect, the other two roommates and I chatted happily as soon as we met. I was a little excited. After all, it is rare to make close friends, so I was still very excited. However, the problem lies with XX.

In order to get along better with the roommates, LZ prepared some food and gifts for the three roommates. When LZ came to the disciple residence, XX had already arrived and stayed in the room. During this period, LZ knocked on the door many times without getting any response, as if he was deliberately trying to intimidate me.

The two roommates at the back couldn't stand it anymore and complained about LZ. As a result, XX was very aggressive as soon as they met. They scolded the three of us from head to toe and looked down on us from the bottom of their hearts.

It can be said that from joining the sect to now, we can count the words that XX has said to us with two hands, and every time she speaks, she is arrogant, as if we owe her spiritual stones.

Although XX is like this to us, she always talks in a coquettish voice when facing her senior brothers, especially when she heard that the master who teaches swordsmanship in their class is a senior brother. I don’t know what means she used to charm the senior brother. , the senior brother who is usually strict and dangerous is always kind to her.

As I wrote the above paragraph, I could still feel goosebumps all over my body.

LZ told her family about XX’s various behaviors, and my mother was still trying to persuade me, saying that doing more is worse than doing less. XX is an orphan, and no one usually teaches her, so we can only be more tolerant of her and treat her with peace in everything. It’s expensive.

All I can say is, I'll try my best.

In line with the principle of not offending the river, we got along peacefully for a while, and then my weird roommate started to act like a monster again.

There is an osmanthus tree in the courtyard of the disciple residence where LZ lives. The osmanthus tree is right at the door of XX's room. We once wanted to transplant a few osmanthus trees to the door of her room, but she severely stopped us, saying that it would damage her door. The beauty of the past (this is another sad history), we tolerated it based on the principle that one thing is worse than one thing less.

Later, we were sitting under the osmanthus tree admiring the flowers and chatting. Every time XX bumped into her, she had a straight face and was very unhappy, as if the osmanthus tree was her personal belongings. Even later, she threatened us, saying that if we continued to sit under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree and chat, she would beat us every time we saw her, saying that she was not afraid of the Tianguan Sect's rules at all.

Just saying that there are not many such arrogant people in the whole sect, right? This isn't her weird point yet.

LZ remembers one time when she went on a mountain patrol with her two other roommates and came back late without having dinner. When she got back, she happened to see XX and her two friends sitting under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree for dinner, so I shamelessly went up to her and asked her if she could Yun gave us some and specifically stated that he was willing to buy them with money.

As a result, XX looked disgusted and refused to give it, and said that a dish would cost 10 spiritual stones, mocking us as moneyless fools.

Her two friends also sneered at us, saying that we were poor and unworthy of cultivating immortals. Anyway, they said all kinds of unpleasant things.

Oh, by the way, XX also has a small group, one male disciple and one female disciple. If you two can find this post, I wish you can see the true face of XX as soon as possible. She is really not worthy of you licking her like this. .

Those two simply obeyed XX's words. They would never go west if XX told them to go east. To be honest, I don't think they were that "filial" to their parents.

To be honest, it’s okay for XX to bring a female disciple to the disciple residence. Sometimes he will bring the male disciple back alone, and they stay in the room for a long time. Who knows what they are doing in there.

In addition, I was lucky enough to see XX's private server. How should I put it? They were either red and green, or she wore all colors, or she wore all white. There was no aesthetic at all. Anyway, the few times I saw her wearing private servers left a lasting impression on me. Made a deep impression. It is no exaggeration to say that the disciple uniform of Tianguan Sect saved her aesthetics.

After more than half a year, I feel that I am immune. I am too lazy to complain about some small things. Please take a look and cherish it. Maybe I will be forced to delete the post one day...

This post is extremely popular, especially among the disciples of Class A. In fact, everyone has a vague guess in their hearts. The information given in this post is quite crucial. It is to select among the new disciples who join the sect this school year and learn swordsmanship. The class is taught by a senior fellow from the sect. Isn’t that hard to find?

That day, He Shiqin showed it to Shen Xia as a joke to relieve her boredom. Unexpectedly, Shen Xia left a message directly under the post.

My name is Shen Xia: Hello everyone, I am here to claim it. I am the XX who became a spirit from the gas tank. My name is Shen Xia.

Seeing this, He Shiqin and Cheng Yu were not to be outdone and left messages one after another.

Hsssssq: Hello everyone, I’m here to claim it. I am the male disciple in Shen Xia’s small group in the original post. My name is He Shiqin.

A little fish: Hello everyone, I’m here to claim you. I am the female disciple in Shen Xia’s small group in the original post. My name is Cheng Yu.

This is not over yet. The climax of this post is that Gu Yunfan also left a message below.

Gu Yunfan: Hello everyone, I’m here to claim my name. I am the senior brother Gu Yunfan who was so obsessed with teaching swordsmanship in the original post.