I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

[He is not only stingy, he definitely has many other shortcomings]

[Five hundred yuan? 365 days a year, 0.68 yuan is spent on families every day. It’s so much that it can’t be used up. It can’t be used up at all! 】

[Five hundred yuan? It’s not as much as I eat in one meal! 】

[How can there be such a picky man in the world? It’s really a long time since I’ve seen you! 】

[Sisters, listen to my advice and run away from any man you encounter! The wailing of passers-by. 】

Yi Man looked at Huang Linzhe with a hint of pity: "Money cannot measure feelings, but it can filter them." "

"Money cannot measure feelings, but it can also filter out men who are prostituted for free."

"Be a good person and break up with your girlfriend. I think she will thank you!"

When Huang Linzhe heard this, he exploded instantly. He slapped the table and stood up: "Oh, I came here just to break up with her and get back the five hundred yuan that belongs to me!"

Yi Man: 6

"Okay, let me ask you, in the past two years, has your girlfriend bought you a gift during the Chinese New Year?"

"No, with her level of searching, how could she buy it from me? I can only buy it for her!"

Yiman: "..."

Damn it, I can’t pretend anymore, let’s just do it!

"Then who bought you this brand-name outfit?"

"Then who bought you the mobile phone worth more than 10,000 yuan?"

"Who bought you the computer on your desk?"

"Who pays the rent for the rental house you live in?"

"If you can answer it, then I will give the girl the five hundred yuan you asked for!"

Yiman's series of questions made Huang Linzhe's veins pop out on his forehead, and his eyes flashed with guilt.

[Is it possible that money worship is not a villa or a luxury car as I understand it, but 500 yuan? (crying)]

[My sisters spent more money than this on a lonely toad like me. 】

[The outfit he is wearing costs at least 8,000 yuan, and he doesn’t even include shoes! Was his girlfriend bewitched by him and end up spending money on him? Tsk, tsk, tsk, this man is scratching his head and looking down! 】

[The mobile phone on his desk is the latest model that has recently been released. It costs more than 10,000 yuan. I don’t know how many times his 500 yuan is! 】

[Tick the guy with his head, get out of the live broadcast room, get out of the live broadcast room! 】

Huang Linzhe saw that the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of curse words. Huang Linzhe panicked and hurriedly answered with words.

He was hysterical with red eyes: "I bought everything I wear myself! Don't confuse things here!"

"Thankfully you are still a little star! Turns out you are nothing but a bitch!"

"Who are you talking about, bitch!"

"Bitch said you!"

Yiman suddenly smiled and said with picturesque eyebrows: "Oh, you are quite self-aware and know that you are a bitch!"

man:"……"

Damn it, she was bypassed!

Then Yi Man tapped the table gently, glanced at him, shook her head and said: "Bitch, you are really good at telling lies. Your girlfriend didn't buy everything in your body!"

"You even have to wear designer pants, bitch, you're so mean!"

Huang Linzhe: "..."

"Oh, she bought it willingly for me. She insisted on giving it to me. Of course I didn't refuse. I didn't force her to buy it. Who can she blame!"

When Huang Linzhe said these words, he did not hide the disgust on his face, as if his girlfriend did nothing evil when he was there!

These days, even being nice to an individual is wrong! It seems that life is getting better and better.

"Ha, after this appearance, you won't want to find a girlfriend in the future!"

After hearing this, he dismissed it and said, "You're laughing so hard. With my conditions, would any woman reject me?"

"Those who reject him are materialistic and money-worshiping women!"

Yiman: "..."

Just be happy, that's fine. Really, whatever makes you happy is fine.

"Knock down."

"Knock down."

There was a knock on the door.

Huang Linzhe shouted: "Who is it! I'm so annoyed!"

He said he was annoyed, but finally went to open the door.

"boom."

As soon as the door opened, the man got a slap on the face! Then a pretty girl appeared.

She stared at the man coldly, put her hands in front of the computer, and said coldly: "Pay back the money."

"Give me back whatever you have here, we have broken up!"

The boy next to the girl also said coldly: "Ning'er will take back everything you need to live in and wear!"

"Don't worry, we've found the ledger! We'll calculate what the two of us bought for each other in front of everyone on the Internet! Let's return the money to each other!"

After hearing that he wanted to calculate the money, the man immediately became nervous. He raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "Okay, let me show you how much money that bitch spent on me!"

[This cute little girl is actually his girlfriend? Why? Why? 】

[I want to ask, are all beauties blind? Why do all the beautiful friends around me find stingy and ugly boyfriends? What else can I say, he is quite handsome sometimes? 】

[The boy next to the girl is tall and handsome, a head taller than this guy! Not only is this guy a kappa, he's also a kappa! 】

[The boy next to him must like this girl, because his eyes have always been on the girl, never leaving her for a moment! 】

"Okay, let's get started. I want to see how much money you have spent on Ning'er in the past two years." The boy's face was as cold as a cold lake, and his eyes were as cold as a cold pool, which was heart-breaking.

Huang Linzhe was stared at by his cold eyes, and he felt more and more guilty, but he still said firmly: "Then let's start! Let's figure it out, who is afraid of whom, I want everyone on the Internet to see how materialistic and money-worshiping this woman is! "

So, the two of them really started to settle accounts in front of the computer screen.

Yiman held her head up and looked at the man's face with the corners of his mouth slightly raised with interest.

Gee, getting back that five hundred yuan really excites him!

However, he would not be happy if he waited.

because………

"Your clothes are worth $8,000!"

"Twelve thousand shoes!"

"The computer costs 18,000."

"Twelve thousand mobile phones."

"Ning'er has helped you pay the rent for two years. The monthly rent is 3,000 yuan, which is 72,000 yuan in two years."

"There are also gas bills, electricity bills and other electrical appliances, which add up to a total of 50,000 yuan."

"Including the meal Ning'er paid for, the total is thirty thousand yuan."

"Including holidays, the total gifts purchased are 60,000."

.........

Bai Mo looked at him mockingly, the computer in his hand was clicking, and he said while calculating: "Then I will help you calculate yours out of mercy!"

"A bottle of iced black tea costs 4.5 yuan, a cup of pearl milk tea costs 450 yuan, the gifted bracelet costs yuan, two chicken tenders and a ham sausage cost yuan, and some other miscellaneous items. The total is yuan."

"Sorry, I don't have 500 yuan."

When Huang Linzhe heard this, he obviously didn't believe it. He pulled the calculator away. When he saw the results above, his face turned blue and white, which was funny.