I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Su Qingqing put the wild fruits and poisonous mushrooms on the table. Chen Dan curled his lips impatiently and counted: "Thirty wild fruits and three mushrooms."

"Are you sure this mushroom is not poisonous?"

Su Qingqing smiled confidently: "Of course, I have some knowledge about fungi, so I still know whether there are poisonous fungi or not!"

[Qingqing is so awesome, even fungi know it! 】

[Yiman and the others are just lucky. Unlike Qingqing, they are literate! 】

[Qingqing graduated from a prestigious university, how can Yiman, who graduated from a third-rate university, compare? Yiman could only lie on the ground and be used as a dog for Qingqing to ride on! 】

[Actually, when Su Qingqing’s fans became so mean, no one dared to compare with them. 】

[Why are Su Baihua's fans talking so rudely? Will they not survive tomorrow? 】

……

Chen Dan grinned wickedly: "Then please take a bite."

Su Qingqing: "?"

Su Qingqing rolled her eyes: "Haha, director, no need for it, don't you know how to identify it? You don't need me to eat it!"

Chen Danbai looked at her and was speechless at Su Qingqing's arrogance: "That's no good, Qi Wei has already eaten it, you can't be an exception, our program is the most fair and just!"

"Haha, okay then!"

At this time, Yi Man showed a smile, walked to the table, leaned against the table, patted Su Qingqing on the shoulder and praised her: "Qingqing, you are so creative and live so courageously! I admire you very much! "

Su Qingqing: "?"

Why are you so crazy when you have nothing to do? Don't stop her from eating mushrooms.

Chen Dan's attention also fell on Su Qingqing: "Manman compliments you, please reply!"

The corners of Su Qingqing's mouth twitched a few times: "Haha, thank you, you are such a good person."

"You're welcome." Yi Man's eyebrows were pleased.

During this short one-minute conversation, Yiman had quietly replaced the mushrooms on the table with the hallucination mushrooms in her hand!

The two shapes of mushrooms are similar in shape. The only difference is that their roots are different. The roots of the hallucination mushroom are relatively slender while the roots of the mushroom in Su Qingqing's hand are thicker.

People who lack knowledge about fungi will mistake these two types of mushrooms.

After Yiman did this, Yiman returned to Qiwei's side.

However, this time Su Qingqing became smarter and said: "I want to eat the mushrooms we picked with Yi Man!"

In order to make the scene more interesting, Yiman agreed: "Okay, let's eat together and see whose mushrooms are poisonous."

In this way, Yiman took out the mushroom that Qi Wei had bitten a little bit, bit it in front of Su Qingqing, chewed it and ate it.

When Su Qingqing saw that Yiman was eating the mushroom she gave her, she felt even more proud. She picked up the mushroom in her hand and took a bite without even looking at it.

Although the taste is a bit sour, it's worth it to see Yi Man make a fool of himself.

Time passed by second by second, but Yiman didn't react at all. Seeing this, Su Qingqing couldn't help but wonder whether the mushroom Yiman ate was poisonous.

Just wait a little longer, maybe the poisonous effect of the mushrooms hasn't taken effect in her body yet.

As Su Qingqing thought this, she began to feel dazed.

Slowly, her face turned red and her eyes began to blur.

He also started talking nonsense.

She threw herself into Duan Xunliao's arms, her face flushed, her eyes full of charm, and the hot breath from her red lips sprinkled on his face. Just as Duan Xunliao was also immersed in Su Qingqing's temptation, the words Su Qingqing uttered made him My heart was suddenly frozen for three thousand miles.

She shook her head, poked Duan Xunliao's chest with her fingers, and spoke slowly: "Duan Xunliao, do you know? You are just a licking dog. I only give you a little kindness, and you are devoted to me." , as stupid as you are, you are the only one in the world!"

"Do you think I have a crush on you? No, no, no, I can only use you. I can take advantage of your stupidity, so that I can go against Yi Man with peace of mind, and it also allows me to treat you like a dog! "

"When I saw you blaming Yiman in order to defend me, do you know what I was thinking?"

"Yes, idiots are easy to take advantage of, hehehehe."

[Is Su Baihua going crazy? Why did he say everything in his heart? 】

[She must have eaten poisonous mushrooms! I started to break the news, and it was myself. 】

[Duan Xunliao should give up now. Su Qingqing said this. If he still clings to me like that, then he is really mean. 】

Duan Xunliao's mood at this moment cannot be described as shocked, but as broken.

He pushed his favorite Su Qingqing to the ground, with painful eyes: "Su Qingqing, is everything you said true?"

"Have you been using me all this time? Just to go against Yi Man?"

"So what Yiman did to you in the past were all lies? Are you lying to me?"

Su Qingqing lay on the ground and used her arms to water-ski, kicking her legs wildly, while laughing and replying: "Yes, you idiot, I just lied to you, Yiman has never done anything sorry for me, what I told you I made everything up! Hehehe, just to make you fall in love with me..."

Su Qingqing got up from the ground and ran around in circles, smiling and saying: "Hey hey hey, you like me wholeheartedly, but I have a relationship with someone else!"

"Not just once..."

[Su Baihua knows how to play! 】

[The ambiguity between two people, in the end, only one person bears everything. 】

[Suddenly, Duan Xunliao felt a little miserable. 】

"I'm so sorry for hiding it from you. If I told you, you wouldn't fall in love with me stupidly hehehe~"

Duan Xunliao lowered his shoulders, and the broken hair on his forehead blocked the turbulent emotions in his eyes.

His heart was roaring and roaring, as if he wanted to vent something.

Su Qingqing on the side continued to reveal dirty information about herself.

After singing my own Korean songs.

"That damn bitch in the Korean song is also an easy liar. She deliberately said her nose was a bit big, so she went for plastic surgery! In fact, her nose is a very good-looking one, but I'm jealous. Why does she have a beautiful nose? And I can't? So, hehehe, what's going on, I just deliberately instigated her to get plastic surgery, so that she would be uglier than me! When she stands next to me, I am the only one who is the foil!"

"Also, the fact that she had sex with a producer and got pregnant and had an abortion became a point for me to manipulate her. She didn't know that I pushed her to that producer so that I could get the resources I deserved."

"How proud I am to see you having fun on the producer's bed. I still have the video on my computer, hehehe."

【666】

[There are actually fans like this kind of woman? Aren't the fans' views on par with those of Su Baihua? 】

[Only elementary school students have a crush on her, okay? Only elementary school students are easy to deceive. 】

[There are many people on the barrage talking to Su Baihua, saying that poisonous mushrooms are causing trouble. These words are all false...]

Han Yuge's eyes widened at the side. She thought Su Qingqing asked her to have plastic surgery for her own good, but in fact it was her jealousy!

She regarded Su Qingqing as a good sister, but Su Qingqing actually treated her like a dog!

In this way, the more Han Yuge thought about it, the angrier she became. No matter what the image was, he rushed up to her and slapped her twice.

As a result, the two began to struggle on the ground.

In the past, when Duan Xun saw this scene, he would immediately push Han Yuge away and rescue Su Qingqing, but now that he knew that Su Qingqing was using him, he took no action.

Yi Man, who was on the side, was also a little puzzled.

Doesn't this mushroom cause streaking? How did it become a revelation?