I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

The next day, Yiman and Qiwei took their mothers to the island.

Chen Dan held a loudspeaker in his hand and said in his hoarse and unpleasant voice: "Today's task is a personal battle, a cat-and-mouse battle in a specific place given by the program team."

"You can draw lots to be the cat and who will be the mouse! Only two people can be cats, and the rest can only be mice! The game of cat and mouse only lasts one hour! The cat catches more mice, that is, the cat wins, and the mouse can hide If the cat doesn't notice it for two hours, the mouse wins!"

"Please remember that this is an individual battle. Mothers cannot team up with their own children and can only complete the mission by themselves! The most important point is that alliances cannot be formed. Whoever forms an alliance will be expelled from the game mission and have their results cancelled." !”

"The rule of hide-and-seek is that everyone can use everything around them to disguise themselves. The mice can also create some little trouble for the cats to extend their survival time! There will also be a cat disguised as a mouse among the mice. He will secretly Eliminate the real mice. Also, there is a unique potion in the cat's hand. As long as the potion is sprinkled on the mice, the mice will be eliminated. Therefore, the fake mice must be caught as soon as possible to save the army of mice. Whoever finds the fake mice first will The mouse, whoever wins directly wins! And if the cat can recognize the fake mouse, they can catch the mouse together!"

"Don't worry, there are small cards already placed in the jungle. The small cards have the identity information of the fake mice written on them. The mice can hide from the cats and search for the cards. Of course, if the cats eliminate a mouse, they will steal it. The clues in his hand have protected the fake mice. If the mice already have a certain candidate in mind, they can confirm it with the program team through the intercom. If the person's identity is that of the mouse, he will win, if not, he will be eliminated!"

"The winning team will receive huge rewards!"

"Okay, I've finished my words, you can draw lots!"

After Chen Dan finished speaking, the assistant director took out a small box and asked everyone to draw lots.

A few minutes later, after everyone drew lots, they all looked at each other, thinking that the other person was a spy.

"Please draw the hand that is the cat!"

Yiman and Ning raised their hands.

After Qi Wei saw Ning Ning raise his hand, his gums were almost broken!

"Remember to disguise yourself if you draw a fake mouse number! Your goal is to help the Cats win!"

"The game starts now! The time is two hours!"

As soon as Chen Dan finished speaking, the army of mice raced into the jungle.

Qi Wei slowly walked into the jungle reluctantly, with air-conditioning exuding all over his body.

"Okay, now the cat scratcher is ready to go!"

So, Yi Man put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked slowly into the jungle.

Ning Ning, on the other hand, is always paying attention to the movement of the grass around him. As soon as he sees the grass moving, Ning Ning will immediately run over and push the grass away, but there is nothing inside.

Ning Ning's conscientiousness is in sharp contrast to Yi Manxing's trouser pocket.

Ning Ning couldn't hold it in any longer and asked, "Aren't you nervous? The jungle is so big, how can we catch them!"

Yi Man looked forward and said leisurely: "Don't panic, don't panic, the mountain man has a clever plan!"

"There's no point in being anxious."

"By the way, you haven't told me who the right girl is!"

"We will meet each other if we are destined, so you don't have to worry too much!"

"But I want to know now!"

"You don't have to know."

I would rather ask in a long way, and Yiman will answer word for word.

By the end I was left speechless.

the other side.

Su Qingqing found a small card, which said "One person with a flag can defeat thousands of troops."

【flag? I remember that one of the sketches performed by Duan Xunliao’s mother had a red flag! 】

[Xiang Hong, right? Her sketch "The Red Flag is Flying" was very popular back then. 】

[Yes, then Xiang Hong is a fake mouse. 】

Can anyone guess this?

Chen Dan, this old guy, really doesn’t treat people as human beings!

Su Qingqing cursed and put away the small card, then continued to look for other clues.

On the way, he happened to see Shan Yiyi walking towards her. When he saw the small card in her hand, Su Qingqing happily walked over and asked: "Mom, can we exchange clues? Let's catch the fake mouse together!"

Shan Yiyi looked at her with contempt: "In my opinion, you are just a fake mouse, what are you doing here?"

"If I want to arrest you, I will arrest you."

The smile on Su Qingqing's lips faded and she said cautiously: "Mom, I'm not a fake mouse, I'm real!"

"I really want to exchange clues with you!"

Shan Yiyi also wanted to win a generous reward. Although she hated Su Qingqing in her heart, she still agreed in order to win.

"Okay, then show your card first."

When Su Qingqing saw Shan Yiyi's promise, she happily took out the card and showed it to her: "One person with a flag can defeat thousands of troops. Do you know who this line of description fits best!"

"You, who else? After all, you have a flag on your face, and you can indeed compete with thousands of troops."

Su Qingqing: "..."

"Haha, Mom, you really know how to joke!"

Shan Yiyi read the contents of her card to Su Qingqing: "This person has a very perverse personality."

"Perverse? It can't be Xunliao, right?" Su Qingqing asked.

"Hey, then I don't know. Just say so! I'll leave first. The cat will be here soon!"

After Shan Yiyi collected the card, she left alone.

Su Qingqing pursed her lips. After having no clue about these two clues, she quickly went elsewhere.

I would rather complain: "Why aren't there even any mice?"

"Why are you so anxious? Isn't there another spy rat? Don't panic!"

"Don't panic, I'll panic. Half an hour has passed and we're still wandering in this jungle!" Ning said anxiously.

"Oh, I can't resist you. Let me go up the tree and take a look."

With that said, Yiman climbed up to a big tree next to her, where she could see everything clearly.

Just in time, she saw Duan Xunliao and Han Yuge exchanging cards.

"Duan Xunliao, this is the clue I found, and it's all nonsense!"

"What can I say? The voice is very nice!"

"I'm really speechless. There are boys and girls among the rats. Who knows who has the nicest voice?"

Duan Xunliao frowned and thought, if the voice is very nice, then there is only one person.

That's his mother, she is a national first-class bel canto singer.

If the score is based on voice, then his mother is number one, so maybe his mother is a fake mouse!

"Duan Xunliao, this clue of yours is childish. You say you have the richest family and a successful career!"

"Everyone here is from a wealthy family, how can you guess this!"

Combining these two clues, Duan Xunliao has determined that the fake mouse is his mother. Her mother has been in a wealthy family since she was a child, and she became a national first-class bel canto singer at a young age. Isn't this a successful career? ?

Duan Xunliao's thinking aroused Han Yuge's suspicion: "Don't you already have someone to suspect?"

"Yes, I suspect it's my mother! The two clues describe my mother very similarly."

Seeing Duan Xunliao's confident look, Hanyu Ge was anxious: "Ah, then tell the program team quickly!"

"No, let's look for other clues. Maybe these two clues were deliberately misled by the director!"

[Duan Xunliao is not stupid either. He immediately guessed that Xiang Hong was an undercover agent! 】

[Ah, no way, he guessed it? Why didn't you notice that he was a bit smart before? 】

[After leaving Su Qingqing, I woke up completely. It’s not easy for this baby! 】

Chen Dan, who was watching the live broadcast, cursed Duan Xunliao severely.

After the attributes of licking dogs disappeared, people became smarter!