I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

When Yi Man returned to Yi's house, her manager Du Ping called.

Du Ping's tone was questioning: "Manman, take a rest for a week~"

"Sister Ping, don't think about picking up other programs for me. I'm tired. I need to rest for a few days."

"No, no, I just called to check on you~"

"Are you sure? Nothing good can happen if you call!"

Du Ping laughed twice: "The one who knows me is Yi Man, hehehe."

"If you have something to say, hurry up and fart quickly. I still have to take a shower and go to bed!"

"Okay, then I'll just tell you."

"You have recently heard that the famous domestic director Tang Ming has returned to China. This time he will be filming the original costume script "Morning and Evening", and he has already been promoting the casting in the circle!"

"There is no such thing as informal appointment or bringing in money to join the cast. It's all about casting through auditions. Many people are rushing to grab the small roles here, because this director has made many artists famous, and many young actors want to use him. His hands are red."

"So, you should find time to audition for the role of the female Sanfeng Jue in it. Playing the big bad guy has always suited you! This role doesn't require too many acting requirements."

Yiman listened quietly, with an unclear look in her eyes. She looked out the window and saw the crescent moon hanging high in the sky. Finally, she replied calmly: "Sister Ping, youth has no price. Madness is in the moment. I'll lie flat while others are acting." , life is a mess as I sleep.”

"So, I won't go."

Sister Ping, her eyes were rounded, her mouth was wide open, her brows were wrinkled, and her hair seemed to be shaking: "Don't go? This is a good opportunity for you to become famous! Maybe after this female escort For the role, you might be promoted! Others don’t even get a chance to audition, so you’re still here trying to figure it out?”

"Sister, don't you want to become famous? Besides, you don't have any works yet, and you have no status at all in the entertainment industry! Do you just want to be a fool for the rest of your life?"

Yi Man bit her lip and thought about the crescent moon outside the window. When Du Ping heard that Yi Man didn't respond for a long time, she thought the call was hung up. She took off her phone and saw that the call was still on.

"Hey, are you done thinking?"

"Don't make any noise, I'm thinking."

Du Ping: "..."

The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is. Bah, she is not a eunuch, she is just a cute and poor little beauty.

"Okay, okay, forget it if you don't agree, you need to take a step back to live." Du Ping said another sentence.

"Don't make any noise, I'm exploring the effects of light radiation and pressure on the lens of the human eye."

Du Ping was furious: "Speak like a human being."

Yiman: "Playing with mobile phone."

Du Ping: "..."

Haha, the artists led by others are in high spirits every day, but the artists she leads have mental illness every day.

Gritting his teeth, his face turned red: Forget it, I am alone...take a step back and the sky will be brighter...

"Okay, I'm done thinking."

Du Ping was so happy that she trembled: "Have you decided to work hard?"

"No, hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but it's really easy if you don't work hard, so I won't go."

Du Ping: "..."

Isn't this fucking nonsense? You've been talking for a long time, holding back your shit for a long time, and then you just said, "I won't go." Are you cheap? Are you cheap? Are you cheap?

"Sister Ping, you have already called me a bitch in your heart, right?"

Du Ping, who was guessed about psychological activities: "so?"

"Your lung capacity must be very good, you can curse so well."

Du Ping was so angry that she couldn't even speak: "..."

Now Du Ping didn't even have nice words to say, and directly said: "Whether you want to go or not, others will be paid six to tens of thousands for successful auditions. If you don't go, you will miss out on this string of numbers."

When Yiman, who was wandering in her mind, heard the six-digit number, she was no longer sleepy, felt better, and could reply clearly and neatly.

"Sister Ping, I will go to any time and place."

“Working hard may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don’t work hard, you may not succeed.”

Du Ping: "..."

The woman with a changed face, indirectly smug and ambitious, Yi Man, who kept eating and waiting for death, came to life in an instant. Sure enough, it is better to spend money to say good things and bad things.

……

Three days later, Yi Man dressed up and went to interview Feng Jue, the third female lead in "Chao Mu".

She had read the script and found out that the third female lead was a complete lunatic. As a female general, her hands were stained with the blood of the enemy throughout her life. Her heart was cold and ruthless, and she treated others with indifference. And this ruthless and ruthless general She was a human being, but she doted on her carefully raised little apprentice, the male protagonist Jun Mu in the book. However, she did not expect that her beloved apprentice would be blinded by power, stab her in the heart with a sword, and force her to fall off the cliff. The fragrance disappears and the jade dies.

After Yiman thought about the script for a long time, she planned to audition for the part where Feng Jue and Jun Mu confront each other on the cliff, and Jun Mu stabs Feng Jue to death. This part will be very difficult. If she fails, then her efforts here today will be in vain. .

Many people had gathered at the audition site. Yiman was sitting on a chair, watching short videos without any nervousness.

At this time, a surprised voice fell on top of her head.

"Ah, Manman, you come to audition too!"

Yiman heard a familiar voice, looked up and saw Mu Zhining standing in front of her, smiling at her.

Mu Zhining happily sat down next to Yi Man, hugged Yi Man directly, and said with a longing in her tone: "Manman, I miss you so much! Just reply a few words when I send you a WeChat message!"

"Tell me, do you have a dog outside?"

Yiman's expression was helpless, but her tone was doting: "Yes, isn't it you?"

"Oh, Manman, I'm so embarrassed!"

Mu Zhining was really shy and lay on Yi Man's shoulder.

Mu Zhining leaned on Yiman's shoulder and asked, "By the way, Manman, which role are you auditioning for?"

Yi Man: "Feng Jue."

"Feng Jue?"

Mu Zhining stood up in shock and looked at Yi Man with shock in her eyes.

After the people next to them cast curious glances at them, Mu Zhining sat down again and whispered, "Are you sure you're not kidding?"

Yiman blinked: "No."

After learning the exact answer, Mu Zhining shook her head: "Manman, I know you like challenging things, but this time you are really going to fall into the hands of that director."

"Tang Ming is famous for his bad temper and being picky about actors. If you stand in front of him, he might scold you!"

Yi Man also shook his head, patted his chest and assured: "If you scold me, he can't scold me!"

"After all, when you go to work every day, it's okay to have poor quality!"

"He will forgive me!"

"Then what role did you choose?" Yi Man changed the subject.

"The second female, Shen Nian."

Yi Man touched his chin, and after thinking about the description of the second female lead in his mind, he shook his head: "For this role, others are bound to do it, but you really can't!"

Mu Zhining: "?"