I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Hello guests, we meet again! We will record the next three episodes of the variety show!"

"With a new beginning, there will be new gameplay! So I guarantee that everyone will like today's gameplay!"

"Our first task is to adopt an elimination system! We have invited 60 amateurs to participate in this issue!"

"So the guests brought their mothers to form teams with amateurs, and the amateurs chose the celebrities they wanted to form a team with. In the game, if everyone can't persist, they can eliminate themselves, because this game lasts for three days! During these three days, the celebrities and amateurs We all stay together, and the program team will not provide any help. We have to rely on ourselves for food, clothing, housing and transportation."

"During these three days, the broadcast will be live 24 hours a day, so everyone should pay attention to your words and deeds, otherwise you will be the one who collapses."

"The top three will be rewarded with generous prizes!"

"Do you have any other opinions?" Chen Dan asked.

Yiman raised her hand and asked, "Excuse me, how to eliminate the enemy?"

"We have already thought about this problem. There are many types of elimination. For example, if you are too hungry, you can choose to eliminate yourself with your team. In order to survive, you can also choose to eliminate yourself. So this game tests everyone's ability to survive in the jungle!"

"Also, from the forest, the program team has set up various traps. In order not to fall into the trap, everyone's observation and sharpness will be tested!"

After listening to this, Yi Man probably understood the rules of the game.

In short, there is a saying, whoever has strong hands-on ability will win!

At this time, Han Yuge also asked: "Didn't the program team put food materials in the jungle? If not, what would happen if the guests were starved?"

Chen Dan waved his hands and said proudly: "Don't worry, our program team has hired senior doctors and senior rescue teams to serve you. Even if you step into the coffin with one foot, the doctors can save you!"

"If you encounter danger, don't be afraid. The advanced rescue team is composed of professional firefighters. They will rush to the scene as soon as possible to save your dog's life!"

"Also, if you are malnourished, it's okay. Professional first-level nutritionists are online for you. Don't worry! Prepare nutrition."

(The author's brain has been eaten by zombies, and his current mental state cannot be tested. Please read it for fun if there are some unreasonable parts. Refill.)

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She also wanted to use this reason to get the program crew to let go and put food materials in the jungle!

Unexpectedly, he was fully prepared!

[Chen Dan made it? Otherwise, the money would be used to hire so many professionals. 】

[Maybe it’s because of the unexpected incident last time. This time I’m fully prepared! 】

[Is it possible that some big shot invested? 】

Thanks to Boss Yi’s investment, otherwise he wouldn’t have the money to hire so many professionals.

Chen Dan promised: "Don't worry, I guarantee you will be alive and kicking after three days!"

"Okay, I wish you good luck in these three days! Hehehehe!"

Chen Dan inserted her waist and laughed wildly!

This variety show will definitely take it to the next level! I will never disappoint Mr. Yi’s expectations!

Maybe after watching the live broadcast and seeing the quality of his variety show, he invested tens of millions or something!

Then he is not allowed to fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun?

Yi Chen: Children cannot be taught.

The guests covered their eyes and waited for the amateurs to choose.

As soon as the amateurs appeared, they were all handsome men and beautiful women, and they all greeted the camera happily.

[Wow, that noble yellow hair is so long! 】

[And the girl with pink hair is so cute! 】

[They are all college students, probably, and there is a clear sense of stupidity in their eyes. 】

After Chen Dan explained the rules to them, the amateurs began to choose.

If there are more than ten amateurs selected as guests, other amateurs cannot be selected! And the guests don’t know this!

The amateurs began to choose. They lowered their heads and discussed which guest to choose.

"I choose Sister Man. I have watched the show and she is very good in it. She can definitely lead us to win!"

"Goodbye, maybe she is lucky? If it were me, I could do it too. I choose to pray for the best actor!" a girl said sourly.

"Oh, then it's your choice. Just wait and see, Sister Man can treat Qi Wei like a dog!"

Qi Wei: That's a good thing to say, don't say it next time.

A few minutes later, the guests were already filled with amateurs.

After Su Qingqing heard the movement behind her, she curled her lips proudly.

She has arranged some of her own people inside, and because it is a voluntary participation principle, she still has the opportunity to arrange her own people there.

Moreover, she also prepared a big gift for Yi Man!

In this game, even if she starves to death, she won't be able to eliminate herself!

Ding dong, your mission has arrived. Please stop Su Qingqing's frame-up plan within three days. After completing the mission, you can get 5000 points and power words! Timing begins!

The system, which had been silent for a long time, announced the mission in Yiman's mind. If it hadn't popped up, she would have almost forgotten that the system existed.

But what kind of monster does Su Qingqing want to be this time? The last news broke that she still had a chance to jump because the Su Group was protecting her.

No matter how bad her behavior is, the Su Group will always protect her. Could it be that there are some secrets that outsiders don't know about?

When she first read this book, the description of the Su Group was brief, so she was not very impressed by him.

After Yiman ran through the plot of the original work in his mind, Chen Dan spoke up.

"Please open your eyes, guest."

All the guests glanced back, and the amateurs all greeted warmly.

Yi Man smiled at them and said nothing.

This smile made many boys blush.

Alas, that’s not right, Yi Man takes a closer look.

There is a familiar face among amateurs.

Isn't it her brother who is winking at her? How come he has time to come here?

Shen Hewan also noticed Yi Hua's presence, his eyes widened immediately, he faced him and wiped it on his neck.

"You don't go to school, do you want to die if you come to the show?"

Yi Hua pretended not to see it, put his trouser pockets in his pockets, and looked at the sky.

It's weird if he replies to you. He's not that stupid if he's waiting to be scolded.

He came to this show as an amateur and has something serious to do!

"Now that the guests have met with amateurs! The live broadcast has officially begun!"

"Guests, please take amateurs to survive in this jungle!"

So, the guests took the amateur to the jungle.

Su Qingqing talked and laughed with the amateurs, looking very friendly and easy to get along with!

[Qingqing and the amateurs get along very well! I won’t believe the previous revelations! 】

[Yes, I really don’t believe how someone without any dignity could frame others? At first glance, it looks like poisonous mushrooms, that’s nonsense! 】

[I will always support Qingqing and I am willing to follow Qingqing for the rest of my life! 】

Everyone walked for a while.

Su Qingqing suddenly heard a thud.