I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 139 Wrestling Game
The big tall man roared, and caught Zhou Jie's extended little head with one hand. Zhou Jie was on the spot and arched into the big tall man's hand as if he were on the ground. Sparks were generated from the friction between his soles, but the tall man still didn't move at all.
The tall man yelled, picked up Zhou Jie and tried to throw him to the ground.
Zhou Jie suddenly opened his mouth and bit the tall man's arm. The tall man was in pain and threw Zhou Jie away. After Zhou Jie got free, he stood firmly on the ground and looked directly at those taller than him. A tall man with one head.
Seeing that Zhou Jie was so weak, the tall man raised his finger at Zhou Jie and even provoked him: "Little brother, come here, I won't hit you!"
Zhou Jie stood up holding his waist that was hurt by the fall. His eyes were extremely firm: "I don't believe I can't beat a wild boar!"
The tall man was stunned, then he raised his head and laughed: "Little brother, with your small body, you still want to beat me? Just daydream!"
"I'm not afraid to tell you. I was on the wrestling team in college, and one of the main players. Just you? You can't even reach my fingertips!"
Zhou Jiejie curled his lips, not afraid of the tall man's arrogance, and said: "Blind confidence will only make people fall. I give this to you!"
With that said, Zhou Jie rushed forward again.
A tall man, with his feet on the ground, in a defensive position.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Yijie pounced on him and bit his ear. The tall man was so painful that his sole slipped and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, his weight kept him standing firmly on the ground.
As a result, Zhou Jie and the tall man struggled fiercely in the open space. Suddenly, one of them lost control of his center of gravity, and his body drew a desolate arc in the air. He fell heavily to the floor, and Yiman's heart began to tremble. .
Fortunately, it was the tall guy who fell down, because during the scuffle, Zhou Jie used a monkey-stealing peach trick. The tall guy immediately turned red, looked like he was in pain, and relaxed his defense. He was thrown to the ground by Zhou Jie.
Victory in the first game on Monday.
The tall man was still covering his peach and moaning.
After seeing this, Su Qingqing immediately jumped out and pointed at Zhou Jie and cursed: "You can't do rogue things in wrestling, this game doesn't count."
Zhou Yijie wanted to refute, but was pulled away by Yi Man. She stepped forward and looked directly at Su Qingqing and said, "Did you say you can't do this and that? You just said whoever falls down will lose!"
"Didn't you say this rule yourself? Now you are acting like a rogue."
"Actually, you're not very smart, you can't find a blanket, and you don't distinguish between things. It's really difficult for everyone to play wrestling."
Not to be outdone, Su Qingqing replied loudly: "This is not real wrestling. You all treat wrestling as a fight, and you still confidently say that I am acting like a rogue. How shameless."
Yiman pursed her lips with a look of contempt on her face: "You didn't make it clear at the beginning. If you lose, you blame others."
"Don't do whatever you want just because you have a problem with your head."
"You..." Su Qingqing was so stunned by Yi Man that she couldn't even speak.
It was indeed her fault in the first place. She didn't explain the rules clearly. It was just that she lost face when the team lost.
Zhou Yijie actually found the loophole. Sure enough, the traitor was the traitor, and his arms were turned outward.
This rogue move ended in Su Qingqing's compromise.
In the second game, Yiman sent out a powerful member of his team, Taekwondo black belt master Yihua.
When Yi Hua encountered a field in which he was good at, he exuded confidence.
Seeing Yi Hua's thin arms and legs, Su Qingqing couldn't help but feel a little contemptuous, so she also sent a shorter boy to challenge.
The two stood in the open space and bowed to each other. Yi Hua launched an attack and came with a ground sweeper. Before the short boy could react, he fell to the ground and hugged his legs, crying.
It’s a failure before you even start.
After Su Qingqing saw that the short man had been kicked down in less than a minute, she held her head in confusion.
So she started cheating mode again.
"This is wrestling, not kicking. Can you please make it clear?" Su Qingqing was so angry that her neck turned red.
Yiman picked her pants pocket and wrote lightly: "Then did he fall?"
Su Qingqing blurted out: "I fell down."
"That's right!"
"I...you..."
"I am me, you are you, I have to give you face, and I am polite when I talk to you."
"Wait!" Su Qingqing said harshly.
In the third game, Yiman still sent Yihua.
Because she knew that Yi Hua had already been slapped on the head, and if she called him back now, he would hate her forever.
This time Su Qingqing learned a lot and sent a girl, she was Kong Shishi.
Su Qingqing would send girls because she thought Yi Hua would be distracted by seeing beautiful women. Another reason was that she would not hit the girls when she saw Yi Hua.
Yes, she was right. Yi Hua is a gentleman and does not hit girls, but he can quit midway.
"Sister, my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. Send another person up to beat her up. I'll come back in the next game."
Yi Man looked at Yi Hua with eyes full of appreciation.
Did this brat finally come to his senses and didn't jump into the trap created for him?
Let her play in the next round.
So who should I send?
Yiman's eyes happened to fall on Shen Hewan. Shen Hewan pointed at herself crazily, indicating that she was going to go up and beat him up.
Yiman didn't plan to let her mother get in, because she still had to maintain her mother's image as a lady.
Shen Hewan grabbed Yiman's hand and said coquettishly: "Manman~, let me go up and stretch my muscles, okay~"
Yiman was still thinking about it, but Su Qingqing spoke.
"Just let Auntie do it. Daughters can't be so stingy!"
Su Qingqing agreed that Shen Hewan and Kong Shishi fell down. Su Qingqing saw that Shen Hewan was old, could not keep up with his physical strength, and was not flexible in his movements.
In the end, Shen Hewan became his opponent with Kong Shishi as he wished.
After the two bowed, Kong Shishi said gently: "Auntie is offended."
"Hey, stop talking nonsense and do it quickly."
Kong Shishi's eyes turned cold, and she stepped forward and hugged Shen Hewan's waist. Shen Hewan used his best technique and pulled his hair.
Kong Shishi's hair was pulled by Shen Hewan. She endured the pain and tried to push Shen Hewan to the ground.
Unexpectedly, Shen Hewan burst out with great strength, grabbed Kong Shishi's feet with both hands, and knocked her upside down.
Kong Shishi looked confused. She couldn't understand why her aunt would have so much strength to hold her upside down.
Just like that, Kong Shishi hugged Shen Hewan's waist and didn't let go, and Shen Hewan grabbed Kong Shishi's feet and didn't let go, and the two were deadlocked there.
Shen Hewan used a free hand to scratch Kong Shishi's armpit. Kong Shishi was afraid of acid and couldn't stand Shen Hewan's tickling. She hugged Shen Hewan's waist. There is an intention to let go.
Shen Hewan also noticed it and scratched her armpit harder. Kong Shishi was still too young. As soon as he loosened his hand, Shen Hewan's hand also dropped. Kong Shishi landed directly on her face and took a bite. soil.
Su Qingqing: "ヽ(‘⌒′メ)ノ"
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