I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Han Yuge said in a pitiful tone: "Iman, you are not a stingy person, right? You will forgive me, right?"

"You know, I don't have any close friends in the entertainment industry, and even if I did, they would be careless. It wasn't until I met you that I realized that you are my destined good friend!"

Yiman: No, I don’t know, I don’t know anything!

"You know, everyone can bully me, even my blind date bullies me. He likes to tell me everything during the blind date, except that he already has a girlfriend!"

Yiman: "..."

Who are you to blame for being stupid? You can be fooled even on a blind date.

"Time flies, some people slowly become stronger, and some people slowly become stupid."

"Ah wu wu wu! I'm so miserable, why can't this society love me more!" Han Yuge suddenly started crying and howling, scaring Yiman, who was feeling jealous, to death.

Sister, just cry if you want. What does it mean to scream in my ear?

Yiman suppressed the overwhelming strength in her heart and said: "I understand, you are not an I person, but also an E person, you are a B person."

Korean song that makes me cry happily: "..."

"You scolded me! Wuwuwuwu!" Han Yuge's cry sounded again.

Yiman looked up at the sky and sighed: "I really admire you. I shouldn't have been so unlucky to run into you at the wrong time and in the wrong place!"

"Hey, the two eldest ladies opposite, can you pay attention to me? I've been calling you for a long time." Ning said sadly.

"I'm so cold~" Ning suddenly twisted her buttocks and acted coquettishly.

Han Yuge looked at him with disgust and said, "You have finished reciting Li Sao, and you are not far from Li Sao."

"Why don't you act like I've just turned eighteen?" After saying that, Han Yuge rolled his eyes and pursed his lips.

would rather:"……"

"Sister, are you out of your mind? You have the nerve to make fun of me when I look like this?"

Han Yuge frowned, and a trace of contempt flashed in his eyes: "You still know that you are a drowned rat? I thought you thought you were incredibly handsome~"

"A man like you, who has no knowledge of your interests and has low emotional intelligence, would climb into my bed naked and I wouldn't even look at you!"

Yiman raised her eyebrows and asked the director to get a clean shirt and trousers and throw them to Ning Ning. "Put them on. If you show any more, netizens will drown you in their saliva."

After taking over the clothes, Ning Ning glanced at the Korean song warily: "Don't peek."

Han Yuge lightly curled her red lips and said disdainfully: "I have seen more men's bodies than you eat salt. Who cares about it!"

Han Yuge turned around and her disdainful eyes were immediately replaced by starry eyes: "Manman, look, I don't even care about you anymore."

The Korean song seems to be saying: Praise me, praise me quickly.

Yiman pinched her tired brows and said, "Ah, yes, yes, you are so awesome!"

When I heard the Korean song, I became visibly happy.

Ning Ning also came back at this time.

He has reverted to being a polite scumbag professor.

Wearing a white shirt and a pair of suit trousers, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses still hanging on his face, his slender waist, the suit highlighted his straight and long legs, which made the old perverts in front of the screen lick the screen crazily.

[Oh my god, I'm poisoned. The doctor said that I need to make love with Professor Ning to detoxify. 】

[Professor Ning, can we have sex with each other mouth to mouth, and then make love under the covers? 】

[You kid, I’m in love with you. 】

【Is it very hot? Wear so much. 】

Ning Ning lightly held her eyes with her slender and beautiful fingers, curled her lips, and said shamelessly: "Don't love me, there's no result!"

"yue..."

would rather:"……"

"Ask yourself in your conscience, am I not handsome?"

Korean song: “yue…”

"Sorry, I think you feel like vomiting."

would rather:"……"

Han Yuge flipped up her hair and twitched her red lips: "The boyfriends I've had can circle the world. They include little puppies, big wolfdogs, teenagers, uncles, foreign male models, you name it."

"Among my many boyfriends, you can only be considered the weakest one!"

would rather:"……"

Everyone commented, why did I hit her? She stabbed me like this.

[Korean songs are risking their lives, are they planning to follow the route of haenyeo? 】

[Don’t you think Korean songs like this are the most attractive? 】

[Why did everyone change their personalities after leaving Su Qingqing's side? 】

Yi Man: "You guys, go ahead and make a fuss. I'm going to look for wild fruits first."

"Manman, wait for me, let's go together."

"Yi Man, take me with you."

Han Yuge hugged Yiman's arm and turned back to glare at him: "Dragged chicken, get out of here, I'll feel sick when I see you."

And then someone always gets slandered in a threesome.

Rather pick a mushroom.

Korean songs are yin and yang: "Red mushrooms, red umbrellas and white poles, let's lie down together after eating."

Rather catch a fish.

"Hey, you are so cruel, how dare you eat the little fry? You will be a fish in your next life, and I will be the first to eat you."

I would rather pick a few wild fruits and give one to Yiman.

"To be courteous for nothing is to commit adultery or to steal."

Yiman gave Han Yuge one, and she took a bite without hesitation: "Hey, it's a little sweet."

Ning Ning gave her an angry look and said, "I picked the sweet ones too, so you can enjoy it secretly!"

Korean song curled his lips: "Disgusting."

would rather:"……"

Yiman was stunned when she saw that the Korean singer was completely different from before. She really wanted to create an equal opportunity for everyone!

At this time, Han Yuge stopped arguing with Ning Ning, and she changed the topic to Yi Man.

Han Yuge leaned forward and raised his eyebrows at Yi Man: "Sister Man, do you need a boyfriend?"

"What? Is there any way?"

As soon as I had the opportunity to listen to Korean songs, I immediately became energetic.

"Height 188, top-notch figure, gentle and clingy."

"I'm still an international student~ I just got my doctorate degree~"

Yiman looked at her: "Hey, he is your ex-husband, why are you so anxious to introduce him to me?"

Han Yuge shyly patted Yiman on the arm: "Of course not, I'm still a young girl and I haven't even touched a woman~"

Yi Man waved her hands in disbelief: "It's fake. There are really men who don't touch women these days. So far, I only believe that Qi Wei has never touched a woman."

"Really, if I tell you his name, I guarantee you won't be able to tell anything dirty about him."

This made Yi Man a little interested: "Then you say it."

"His name is Gu Yu."

"He is fair and fair, tall and handsome! In a foreign country where he can have fun, he is clean and self-sufficient, and his heart has no color but academics!"

Would rather complain: "You said he was abroad, he must have had a lot of fun, you are the only one who is not smart enough to think that he is clean and self-sufficient."

Han Yuge responded: "He is my friend, and I don't know him yet?"

Yiman touched her chin: "Gu Yu~"

"He really has some dirty information."

Korean song: "?"