I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Villa with sea view.

"KouKouKou, Yi Hua, lend me your computer to broadcast live to me!" Yi Man knocked on Yi Hua's door.

Yi Hua in the room looked at the screen and replied: "Sister, I have to go to the toilet!"

"Damn it, come on, the jungler is not cutting behind, but he is killing two pigs."

Yi Man approached the door, and when she heard Yi Hua cursing, she knocked on the door again: "I know you are playing games, please open the door for me quickly!"

"Otherwise, I don't care if you go to the toilet or take a shower, I'll still break in."

Yi Hua lied without blushing: "Sister, I'm taking a shit. Just wait a moment. You don't want me to cut it off midway, right?"

Yiman is a kind-hearted person, she is really leaning against the wall at the door waiting for Yihua to open the door.

Comic fans are a group of people who don't mind watching the excitement, and they are all posting comments in the live broadcast room.

[Sister Man, why are you doting on him? You can just step in. Chen Dan will lose money anyway. 】

[Sister Man, he is lying to you, he must be playing games. 】

[Sister Man, my brother should be beaten more often to be obedient, just like my brother is subjected to my Qiankun’s Eighteen Palms every day. 】

Yi Man got impatient with waiting. She asked the director to get the key and opened the door.

Yi Hua was so absorbed in playing that he didn't even think about the seriousness of the matter.

"Shooter, you are an uncle, why are you hunting a chicken in a team fight? Can he still lay an egg for you?"

"Jumper, those two wild boars are your relatives. You love them so much."

Yi Man stood behind Yi Hua, listening to him cursing and playing.

Finally, when the game was over, Yi Hua was so angry that he reported it to both the shooter and the jungler.

"Oops, my sister!"

Yi Hua shouted and turned around in panic, like a frightened bird.

Unexpectedly, he met Yi Man's eyes.

"Sister...what a coincidence, you can also walk through walls...hehehehe."

"Snapped."

Yi Hua received a slap on the head.

Yi Hua cried sadly: "Sister, you always hit people when you disagree with me!"

"I'm a human being too. If I weren't your brother, I would have returned it long ago."

Yiman's eyes darkened and she spoke slowly, word by word: "Say it again."

As if the blood in Yi Hua's body had stopped flowing, he hesitated and said, "Sister, I am not a man."

Yiman: "..."

Yi Man pointed at the computer and said, "Kneel down. I beg you one thing."

Yi Hua: "?"

Yi Hua coughed lightly: "Sister, there is gold under this man's knees~"

"Then you go and stay aside, I want to borrow your computer to broadcast live."

Yi Man sat at the computer desk and turned on the live broadcast.

Yi Hua moved a small chair and sat next to Yi Man and said, "Sister, I also want to live broadcast."

Yi Man ignored him, which was regarded as acquiescence.

The live broadcast room was filled with 10,000 people at once, and Yi Hua's eyes widened.

Then there was another wave of dazzling gift special effects. Yi Hua glanced at Yi Man in disbelief.

When did her sister become so rich? Why didn't he know?

So his only 10,000 yuan a month pocket money is a scam?

Yiman smiled slightly and said hello: "Good evening to all my cuties. We haven't had live broadcasts of eating melons for a long time. We will eat melons tonight as we did before. However, tonight is not about emotional counseling. Tonight is The live broadcast room of sharing melons, no matter how exciting the melon is, the live broadcast room can express it."

"OK, while I invite the first cutie to connect, I have something to do and will be right back."

Yi Man felt her stomach growling and thought about going to the toilet.

After Yi Man gave Yi Hua a few instructions, he rushed into the bathroom in his room.

Yi Hua, who had been given the right to live broadcast for a moment, was excited. He flipped his hair in front of his forehead and said: "From this moment on, I am the leader of this live broadcast room."

At this time, some netizens asked.

[Do you know where Sister Man has gone? When will she come back? 】

Yi Hua smiled confidently: "Of course she went to poop. She is a lazy person who poops a lot."

"I'll tell you an embarrassing fact about her."

Yi Hua howled: "Do you want to know? If you want to know, brush up all the gifts."

For a moment, the screen was filled with gift special effects. When Yi Hua saw this scene, he smiled obscenely: "Next, you have to listen carefully, otherwise you will miss it~"

[Sister and sister Man, say it, say it quickly, don’t be shy. 】

[If you are beaten, I will help you carry it. Sister Man will spare your life for my sake. 】

[Tell me, Sister Man is coming back soon. If you don’t say anything, we won’t be able to hear her. 】

Yi Hua: "Why are you so anxious? It takes her an hour to go to the toilet."

"Let me tell you, my sister likes to watch videos of handsome guys when she goes to the toilet without making a sound."

【How did you know? You don't live in the toilet, do you? 】

Yi Hua shook her head: "No, no, one time she just came back from going to the bathroom, and a video of a handsome guy dancing was playing on the screen of her phone, and she secretly liked it."

[Wow, you have the makings of a detective. Do you know any embarrassing things about Sister Man? 】

After Yi Hua started talking, she couldn't stop.

"My sister once went to the men's room to go to the toilet. After solving the problem, the boy reported it to the class teacher and said that my sister was watching him go to the toilet."

"She was only six years old at the time and was in the first grade of primary school. What did she know? Then she took off the boy's pants in front of the class teacher, scaring the little boy to tears."

"Then my sister said: Why are you crying? You are so old and still squatting to go to the toilet. You are so embarrassed."

"Because of these words, that boy suffered a mixed doubles beating from his parents."

"My sister clapped her hands and said, "I see you squatting and peeing every time. "

"After that, the little boy was crying while being lectured by his parents. They taught him to pee standing up in front of the class teacher. As expected, the boy was frightened by his parents and peeed."

"I heard that since then, that boy has run away whenever he saw Yi Man."

"Isn't it exciting? There's another one, and another one."

"You want to hear it, keep buying gifts!"

Netizens were so excited that they bought yachts, carnivals, luxury cars and so on.

[Continue talking, I want to continue listening. 】

[Say, my sister will give you ten carnivals. 】

[Just wait, sister will let you know how a person is stuffed into the suitcase. 】

Yi Hua was immediately elated after seeing this message and took the initiative to ignore the barrage that followed. So, he continued to reveal all the embarrassing things about his elder sister.

Yi Hua said enthusiastically: "When my sister was in junior high school, she saw a boy being bullied on the way out of school. She threw her schoolbag away, rushed up, and slapped the two bullies. hand."

"So, my sister kicked the penises of the two men out."

"What do you think happened? The four of us went to the police station together. The reason is that my sister kicked her little brother."

"Later, my sister was a bitch and kicked her in front of the police uncle, and the bully's little brother was even more injured."

"In the end, it was my father who stepped in to get her and paid compensation to my sister before she walked out of the police station."

[Liu, why is Sister Man so tough! 】

[Actually, I don’t think it was an embarrassment, it was heroic. Think about it, who went to junior high school and beat someone in front of the police! The ones who beat up are still bad guys. 】

Yi Hua said mysteriously: "There is another more embarrassing thing."