I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Su Qingqing widened her eyes: "You are crazy, why are you talking about this? You don't want your life!"

"You've done it, but you don't have the guts to admit it, right?" Chen Dan asked.

Su Qingqing sneered coldly: "Oh, I don't admit what you did to me. It's because you couldn't resist the temptation, otherwise you wouldn't have cheated on your wife."

Chen Dan knew that he was a scumbag and did not reply to what Su Qingqing just said.

But he still denied his relationship with Yiman: "I have no relationship with Yiman, please keep your mouth shut!"

Su Qingqing didn't panic at all. Anyway, she couldn't collapse anymore, and there was no need to pretend any longer.

She held her arms and said very arrogantly: "You and Yiman are in an awkward relationship and have slept together several times. Are you here to be a chaste and loyal man?"

Chen Dan's face turned red with anger. He clenched his fists and glared at Su Qingqing. He wanted to go up and slap Su Qingqing twice.

"Okay, why are you arguing? Su Qingqing, the men you have slept with are not a hundred but a thousand men. Why are you so proud? You are still the one who is dirty. In a brothel, you are just a bitch who sleeps with thousands of people. "Han Yuge directly criticized Su Qingqing regardless of whether he was on camera or not.

The reason is very simple. If Su Qingqing hadn't tricked her into having plastic surgery, she wouldn't have been dubbed a plastic surgery girl by netizens, and her face wouldn't need to spend a lot of money on minor plastic surgery every month.

Su Qingqing's chest heaved sharply after being scolded by Han Yuge, and she wanted to slap Han Yuge in the face.

Yiman glanced at Chen Dan and said, "Director Chen, please tell me the topic. He is just a defeated general, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

Chen Dan nodded and started reading the question.

"What materials can be used to make pencil leads?"

Su Qingqing said: "Graphite."

Chen Dan curled his lips and said with disdain: "The answer is correct."

Su Qingqing looked at Han Yuge proudly and raised her eyebrows, with a strong sense of provocation: "You pig, learn from it!"

Han Yuge chuckled: "I'm too embarrassed to answer such a simple question."

“What are the main components of human gastric acid?”

Korean song: "Hydrochloric acid."

"correct answer."

“What materials are used to make artificial bone?”

Duan Xunliao: "Human bones."

Chen Dan glanced at her and said disdainfully: "Shabi, how can I have such a real bone for you to use!"

Korean song: "Glue stuff."

Chen Dan: "Wrong."

Su Qingqing: "Titanium alloy."

Chen Dan smiled slightly: "The answer is correct."

"There are three questions left at the end. Those with few points, please hurry up."

"Two people plant two trees in two days. How many trees can eight people plant in eight days?"

Su Qingqing snorted coldly: "You actually look down on us so much and use elementary school math problems to fool us!"

"64 trees."

Chen Dan rolled his eyes at her and said, "You can't even do elementary school math problems. What else do you do? Apart from pooping all day long, what else do you do?"

Korean song responded: "No, no, no, she can't even eat hot shit if it's placed in front of her!"

Su Qingqing laughed angrily: "The answer hasn't been announced yet, what are you barking at?"

"You too, you already answered wrongly? Why are you still barking?"

Su Qingqing: "..."

"Next one." Chen Dan said coolly.

Yiman sighed: "32 trees."

"Yi Man's answer is correct!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

"This is wrong, this is completely wrong! Two people can each plant one tree in two days!"

Yiman patiently explained to her for the first time: "Two people plant two trees in two days, so two people plant one tree a day, and eight people plant four trees a day. Four times eight equals 32 trees, do you understand?"

Su Qingqing: "I...heh, I'm just lucky to get the right answer."

"next question."

"A family eats steamed buns. Each person eats 6 and is left with 9. Everyone eats 9 and is left with 6. How many steamed buns are there?"

Han Yuge counted with his fingers and came up with the result: "15 steamed buns."

"wrong answer."

Su Qingqing sneered at Han Yuge: "You can't even get the elementary school questions right, are you ashamed?"

Su Qingqing said confidently: "49 steamed buns."

Chen Dan looked at her with an expressionless look and said sarcastically: "You can't even get the elementary school questions right. Are you ashamed?"

Su Qingqing: "..."

Chen Dan added: "This is a Mathematical Olympiad question for the third grade. It is not difficult to say that it is not difficult, but it is quite difficult to say that it is not difficult. It is a basic question among the Mathematical Olympiad questions."

"I believe that as someone who went to college, you can't even solve the third-grade Mathematical Olympiad questions, right?"

Su Qingqing was dissatisfied and said: "Don't you have any other questions to ask? You always ask some mentally demanding questions."

Yi Man shook his head, looked at Su Qingqing's stupid eyes and said helplessly: "It's your brain that's not good, it's not the question that's not good. Do you understand?"

"Listen to my advice and go back and eat pig brains to replenish your brain. I'm really afraid that you will enter Alzheimer's disease early!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

"Who else would you like to answer?"

"Yi Man, do you know the answer?"

Yiman pointed at herself and asked, "Are you talking about me?"

Chen Dan nodded.

Yiman shook her head: "I know, but I want to sleep in a tent tonight. I get tired of sleeping in a sea-view villa every time."

"Give it to some people who haven't slept in a sea-view villa. They're jealous like crazy."

Chen Dan: "..."

"But, a certain person's brain is really weak, and she may not be able to answer it. After all, the simple questions are really difficult for her brain."

Chen Dan: "..."

Although he didn't mention anyone by name, his contempt for a certain person was revealed both in his words and in his words.

Someone Su Qingqing: "..."

[I know this question, 39 people. 】

[This is a question about profit and loss. It’s actually not difficult, but it’s just because some people’s brains are not easy to use. 】

【解：设一家有X口人，6X+9＝9X-6，6X＝9X-15，3X＝15，X＝5，求出一家人有5人，然后再5x6+9＝39个。】

[It’s clearly visible upstairs! It's amazing, I've forgotten all the knowledge I learned in elementary school. 】

[It’s a simple question. I’ve done high school Math Olympiad and College Math Olympiad. This question is simple~]

Chen Dan kept waiting for someone to answer.

Ning, who had been silent, responded calmly: "39."

Chen Dan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The answer is correct."

陈旦：“最后一题了河里有一群鸭子3只前面有2只，2只后面有2只，2只中间有2只，请问一共有多少只鸭子？”

Everyone was thinking quietly, and would rather count them with their hands folded: "3."

"wrong answer."

The Korean singer rolled his eyes and said: "4."

"correct answer!"

"After all the questions have been presented, the top three are Yi Man with 30 points, Korean Song with 30 points, and Su Qingqing with 20 points."

"I won't announce the last three. You can sleep in the tent tonight!"

At this time, Yi Man said: "Director, I will give this position to Ning Ning. I will sleep in the jungle tonight."

Ning's eyes shine: "Yiman~ You are so kind~"

After saying that, he even blew a kiss to Yiman.

When Qi Wei saw this, his eyes darkened, and he looked at Ning Ning full of hostility.

Chen Dan: "Tomorrow is the last period. The task may be a bit difficult. Everyone should go to bed later tonight!"