I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Xigou, get up and continue!" Han Yuge shouted from the side.

Ning Ning gritted his teeth and continued. When he saw Qi Wei and Duan Xunliao next to him doing push-ups without changing their expressions, Ning Ning's heart collapsed. As a man, he was embarrassed.

At this time, Qi Wei and Duan Xunliao seemed to be competing with each other, their movements became faster and faster, and finally stimulated Ning Ning to move faster.

"time up!"

"There are 52 Qiwei and 51 Duan Xunliao."

"I'd rather have 25."

"Pray for victory."

"Now let's start the second round of projects, girls please prepare."

So, the program staff lifted up three toe pressure plates.

The moment Han Yuge saw the toe pressure plate, he gasped: "Oh my god, this bald guy is so cruel. He put this thing on us. It seems he won't be able to leave this island alive."

Yi Man even smiled evilly: "Put him into the suitcase and let passers-by open it. If it's either RMB or RMB!"

Han Yuge gave Yiman a thumbs up: "Sister, you are still ruthless!"

"Then why bother? Just find a place to do it and use it as flowers and trees!" Ning also said.

For the first time, a Korean song agreed with him: "Brother, it has to be you. You love nature and are deeply afraid of the lack of fertilizers in nature!"

After hearing this, Chen Dan angrily said: "We are good citizens and cannot break the law!"

Yiman tilted her head and asked: "We are going in, not you, why are you panicking?"

Chen Dan: "It's me, not you, so of course you don't panic!"

"One wants me to be unable to leave the island, one wants me to be a piece of the people, and the other wants me to be fertilizer for flowers and plants. Tell me, what other tricks do you want to use on me?"

Qi Wei touched his nose and said in a magnetic voice: "I'll crush you to ashes."

Yiman, a Korean song, would rather suddenly realize and praise: "Brother, it has to be you, you are simply our god!"

After saying that, Yiman gave Qiwei a big thumbs up.

Qi Wei's handsome face turned red all the way to his ears, and he lowered his head and thought.

She was praising him, right? Did she like him a little bit?

Chen Dan saw Qi Wei blushing after being praised by Yi Man with a thumbs up: "..."

It's too difficult for him. Is it easy for him to be a director? He was bullied by guests and used as a tool for flirting!

Su Qingqing came out in time to say good things to Chen Dan: "Don't be like this, it's not easy for a director. He worked so hard that his hair was gone, so don't take him as a joke."

Chen Dan, are you super touched? Everyone is joking with you, I'm the only one who can put in a good word for you.

Su Qingqing's words about working so hard that he lost his hair made him so angry that he stamped his feet. Hairlessness had always been his flaw, and now it was still mentioned.

"Do I need your sympathy? They are kidding me, are you serious?"

"But they all laugh at you..."

Chen Dan widened his eyes and let out a sigh: "What ridicule? This is their deep love for me. It means that I get along with the guests and have a good relationship! You know nothing but nothing."

"Be careful I give you two a nest."

Su Qingqing, who was slapped in the face, said: "..."

"Also, none of you can live. I wanted you to stand on the toe pressure plate for a minute, but now I want you to have a taste of the toe pressure plate!"

"You go up and jump rope for me. Whoever jumps the most in two minutes wins!"

Yiman Korean song Su Qingqing: "..."

I would rather laugh and gloat: "Hahahaha, you deserve it. You should be punished. Let's see if you still dare to be the director?"

Chen Dan bared his teeth, pointed and said fiercely: "Boys, put the toe plate on me and help me skip subjects. Anyone who can't jump will have their grades invalid!"

Ning suddenly had two murderous eyes on his body.

This time it was the Korean song's turn to laugh out loud and add insult to injury.

"Hahahaha, you deserve it. I skipped subject three. If I can't do it, my grades will be invalid~ It's so miserable, hahahahahaha!"

"When the time comes, don't show your shit."

would rather:"……"

Yiman was also laughing so hard that tears came out: "Qiwei, I believe you, whatever action a handsome boy makes is handsome, after all, his face is there!"

"Well, I hope you will still be the best actor after the dance..."

"Pfft, I can't do it anymore, I want to continue laughing."

After saying that, Yi Man squatted down and smiled as wildly as possible.

Qi Wei: "..."

What to do, if he really jumped up on the spot, losing fans would be a small thing, but his image of a handsome guy would collapse in Yiman's heart.

It's all because of Ning Ning, who talks too much and will die if he doesn't speak. I really want to kill him and stuff him into the suitcase and make him a piece of people.

Chen Dan felt relieved now. When he saw everyone's sad faces, he couldn't help but said proudly: "It's not that I'm embarrassing you, but that the netizens want to see it~"

"I didn't ask you three men to dance Troublemaker in front of the camera. I already spared your life."

Three people: "..."

After hearing this, Yi Man pretended to wipe her saliva and came up to the director with a filthy look on her face and said, "Director, my family has a little savings, can you let them jump to show it to me on the spot!"

Chen Dan: "!!"

Three people: "!!"

Netizen: "~(￣▽￣~)~"

[Dear Dandan, can you let them dance for us? We will reward you~]

[You guys really have double standards. You used to call me bald, but now you call me egg. You might as well call me that. In the future, you can have a distinguished Oscar-winning director~ We want to see~]

[The words from you upstairs make Chen Dan happy even in his dreams? 】

[Brother Director, I want to see Ning Ning’s fingers playing the piano on the actor’s ass~]

[Brother Director~ Do you want to watch it too? 】

Chen Dan, if you dare to promise, today next year will be your death anniversary!

The three fierce glances behind him made Chen Dan sweat profusely.

"Director, let them kiss, and I will fund your next variety show with 10 million yuan!"

Chen Dan: "!!"

Three people: "??"

Korean song, you'd better give us moderation! Yiman would say such things because she wanted to be curious. If you say such things, you are obscene and perverted!

Korean song: Double Standard Man.

"Director, let them dance, I will fund this!" Yiman held out five fingers.

Chen Dan's heart moved slightly: She gave too much!

Therefore, Chen Dan was a little confused: "It's not that I can't... I can..."

"Fifty million, we won't jump!" Qi Wei interrupted in time.

"I'll give you five million, but I won't jump."

Ning Ning gritted his teeth and said, "Give me all your money and I'll dance!"

This amount is too tempting!

Qiwei Duan Xunliao: "?"

Yiman Korean song: "It's boring, go away."

would rather:"……"

"Okay, let's skip this topic. You jump the rope first, dance the dance, and then discuss it!" Chen Dan said, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Oh, okay." Yi Man said disappointedly.

Qi Wei's heart sank when he saw Yi Man's disappointed look.

Since she wants to see it, let’s dance for her.

That dance shouldn't be a big problem. (He doesn't know this dance.)

Author: "Haha, just wait. It's not a big problem, but it will keep you on the hot search list for a week, and you will be ridiculed by Yiman for a lifetime~"