I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Qi Wei was wearing a black suit, which completely revealed his slim figure when he was dressed and stripped off, making his overly enchanting handsome face even more enchanting and beautiful. The black suit gave him a sharp aura. The smell makes people want to peek but dare not look directly.

He looked upright and indifferent, and it was completely impossible to tell that he was going to do a sexy dance later.

Duan Xunliao was a little inferior standing next to him, but he was also wearing a black suit, which perfectly showed off a man's figure, with his straight and straight long legs, and he was not inferior when standing next to the evil and handsome Qi Wei, but he There is a trace of rigor on his cold face, and his expression is very serious. At first glance, he is the kind of man who knows how to do things seriously.

This is Duan Xunliao who escaped from Su Qingqing's clutches.

If it was the person who only followed Su Qingqing to Duan Xunliao in the past, he might have said: "Qingqing, I chose this outfit specially for you. Do you like it?"

Sure enough, the man looked like a dog when he woke up.

Chen Dan held up a loudspeaker and shouted loudly: "You all learn on your own. It starts in ten minutes. If you don't want to dance, you have to dance!"

Ning Mimi leaned next to the Korean song and asked: "This beautiful lady, if I dance, will you give me this number?"

I'd rather hold out five fingers!

Han Yuge smiled mysteriously: "Yes, that's the number, it can last you a lifetime!"

I would rather my eyes shine brighter than a light bulb: "Wow, I can dance this dance well. If I can dance well, can you..."

He would rather hold his head high and smile evilly: "Of course, the benefits are not much different!"

Rather than get the exact answer, she happily went to Chen Dan's house and asked. After getting her cell phone, she found the dance video and started learning it carefully.

Yue Xue felt that this dance was more degrading than subject three, so he looked towards the Korean song.

I saw that the expression of the Korean song was gloating.

would rather:"……"

Oops, he seemed to have jumped into the fire, but she gave him too much.

Finally, he gritted his teeth and hurriedly learned on the spot.

"OK, ten minutes are up. Now please show us the sexy little wild cat dance!"

"We welcome him with a round of applause!"

I'd rather stand on the toe pressboard with my face as red as a monkey's ass.

Chen Dan started playing music.

I would rather stick my butt out and say hello with my lips pouted: "Hello everyone, I am a sexy little wild cat~meow~"

Everyone collectively: "yue!"

I would rather stick my butt out, raise my head and touch my chest, and sing on my face: "Seductive eyelashes, sweet corners of the mouth!"

"I'm a sexy little wild cat~" He touched his butt and pushed it to his crotch, then his crotch, and then his crotch again. The expression on his face was still rippling.

Kneel on the toe board, hold your head up, stick out your tongue and touch your chest, then go down, stop at the dangerous zone, and sing with your mouth open: "I am a sexy little wild cat ~ meow ~"

Then he stuck out his tongue, licked his lips, and imitated a cat crawling on the toe plate step by step: "Meow, the slow pace on purpose~ is the secret code I sent you~ meow."

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Come on, someone, drag this disgusting thing out and chop it off our eyes!

Netizens: “(?Д?)?”

[Professor, this is an insult to politeness, Professor! 】

[Professor, our whole class is watching the live broadcast. How will we face you when you return to school like this! 】

[Professor, you have broken your leg! 】

[Holy shit, who gave him the confidence to jump up there? Who is it? 】

After the dance, everyone present opened their mouths so wide that they could put down a duck egg.

Yiman's expression was hard to describe: "You dance very coquettishly, don't dance next time."

Korean song: "I gave you a little too much money!"

Su Qingqing: "I...want to vomit."

"yue."

Su Qingqing ran to a corner and vomited out all the bile and bitter water.

Chen Dan didn't look at it and said: "There are videos on the phone, look at what you have learned!"

I would rather take the phone with a confused look, stand alone, and give myself a psychological hint before clicking on the video to watch.

After reading it, his expression was like this: "⊙w⊙"

His shame was thrown into outer space. The most terrifying thing is that his students may be watching the live broadcast and maybe the principal is also watching.

Oh my god, how will he go back to school in the future? Woohoo! What should I do?

By the way, will his rightful daughter dislike him when she sees what he is like? Woohoo, he really gave up for five buckets of rice today!

Ning Ning's miserable cry attracted everyone's attention. His mother walked over and patted his shoulder to comfort him: "Son, it's okay. There are always some embarrassing things to add color to life!"

"Mom, I really don't have the face to see anyone, wuwuwu!"

"It's okay, son, your video is still in high definition, and you still look handsome!"

I would rather cry even more miserably upon hearing this.

"Mom, it's still in high definition. It will become the laughing stock of netizens in the future, and it may even be teased!"

What I wished for came true.

Ning’s dancing video went viral on Weibo and was even trending on Weibo.

# Rather I am a sexy little wild cat~meow~#

#How can there be such an eye-catching dance video in the world?#

#Professor, can I be your little wildcat#

What I never expected was that when I returned to school, his students all nicknamed him Professor Pussycat.

Later, his true love did not shy away from playing tricks in bed: Sexy little wild cat, so wild~

"Okay, now we have Qi Qi and Duan Xunliao performing Troubermaker. Everyone welcomes them with warm applause!"

The two of them stood on the toe press board.

Yiman shouted to Qiwei: "Female seat, I want to see the female seat, please, handsome guy!"

Qi Wei knew what being a woman meant. When Yi Man's eager and expectant eyes fell on him, he pursed his lips.

He said to Duan Xunliao: "Let's change positions, I'm the female."

"I'm giving you a warning, don't touch it."

Duan Xunliao sneered softly: "The peacock spreads its wings, it just so happens that I don't want you to get what you want~

Qi Wei: "Don't force me to slap you."

Duan Xunliao approached Qi Wei and smiled evilly: "What, you want to be rough?"

Qi Wei walked away from him and said, "Speak nicely and don't be arrogant."

Duan Xunliao took another step closer to Qi Wei, their bodies touching each other: "Oh, who can be more coquettish than you~"

[Ahem, I’m a little bit annoyed with you two! 】

[Pray for a female actor, my God, after the peacock opens its tail, it doesn’t even need an image anymore. 】

[Ahem, the two of them gave me the feeling that they were not having fun. 】

[It’s so explosive, praying for the female best actor? Don't, don't be impulsive about love, my God. 】

[But, Duan Xunliao is suddenly so flirty, I want to be a fan of him...]