I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"No, don't brainwash yourself, okay?" Yi Man said helplessly.

"You are cruel to me!" Qi Wei felt even more aggrieved.

Yiman: "?"

"I didn't!" Yiman's tone was full of powerlessness.

"You are cruel to me, and I will punish you to sleep with me tonight." Qi Wei added another sentence.

Yi Man only thinks that Qi Wei is very boring. If he wants to sleep with her, he just says it directly. Who can show this in a roundabout way?

"Okay." Yiman agreed.

……

In the early morning, the fog enveloped the small western-style building. A beam of sunlight shone directly, projecting a soft beam of light and warming the entire small western-style building.

After breakfast, the guests gathered in the hall.

Gu Chenfeng was already discussing something with the staff in the hall with a loudspeaker.

Afterwards, Gu Chenfeng looked at everyone and said: "Today's task is relatively simple. Let's have a small competition. The top two can eat lunch outside, and the last one has to settle it by himself. Remember, lunch cannot be shared! "

Gu Chenfeng added this rule in order to prevent last night's situation from happening again.

"In order for everyone to have hot meals, I will discuss with the program team and reduce the difficulty of the task. See how good I am to you?" Gu Chenfeng said again.

After Gu Chenfeng finished speaking, he thought he would get everyone's thanks, but he didn't expect that everyone could no longer be quiet, and they all stared at him with a pair of black eyes.

Gu Chenfeng was a little embarrassed.

Qi Wei's eyes moved and his tone was calm: "Please start as soon as possible."

Gu Chenfeng glanced at Qi Wei's face and found that he had two big panda eyes on his face. He looked as if his energy had been sucked away by a goblin.

As a result, Gu Chenfeng's imagination opened up.

Could it be that Qi Wei is hiding her beauty in the house? Last night, seven times a night, you exerted too much force, resulting in lack of energy?

"Is there something written on my face?" Qi Wei frowned slightly and said coldly.

Gu Chenfeng's body was covered with goose bumps when he was stared at by Qi Wei. He smiled brightly: "Qi Wei, don't you look so handsome? I just took a few more glances."

"I do not believe."

Gu Chenfeng's smile froze, and he said helplessly: "That's too much to say, too much to say, let's get started."

"The rules of this competition are that the male guest has two rules. One is to do fifty push-ups with a time limit of one minute. The second is to hold the female guest and run 50 meters with a time limit of nine seconds. Whoever takes the shortest time wins! The choice depends on the male guest. Physical fitness."

Gu Chenfeng's operation simply drove the male guests to death. Especially for the male guests with weak waists and kidneys, it was almost like going through hell.

But if the male guest chooses to abstain, he will have to settle the lunch by himself, which will also make the female guest dislike his incompetence.

After Ge Sisi heard the rules of the game, she was unwilling to let Fang Hai hold him and run fifty meters. She hoped that Fang Hai would be more interesting and choose push-ups.

As soon as Ge Sisi finished thinking, Fang Hai said: "Then I choose to run fifty meters with the female guest in my arms."

After saying that, he looked at Ge Sisi and raised his eyebrows, with an expression that said you must be deeply moved.

Ge Sisi scolded her in her heart. No, she had already greeted all the eighteen generations of Fang Hai's ancestors.

Ask them why they have such an unfilial descendant.

Xia Ji knew that Guan Lin was not willing to let him hold her while running, so he said directly: "I choose push-ups."

Guan Lin looked at Xia Ji and raised her eyebrows with interest.

"Then Manman and I will choose the 50-meter run with someone in our arms. My physical strength is not bad, and Manman is not heavy. It would be a waste of resources if we don't choose the 50-meter run." Qi Wei said.

[Yes, yes, we love to see, take more pictures. 】

【They must be real! It’s not true, how dare you hug each other? 】

[The only CP holds the banner, ah ah ah, sweet love, I like it! 】

Yi Man also nodded sheepishly.

After Gu Chenfeng saw the selection of male guests, he also smiled and said: "I wish everyone to win the first place!"

"Then let's start with Xia Ji, Guan Lin, and then go to Fang Hai, Ge Sisi and Qiwei Yiman."

The game starts soon.

Among the many male guests, only Xia Ji was doing warm-up exercises, while the others stood aside and chatted with their partners.

The camera also knows how to take pictures, specifically taking pictures of Xia Ji's superior figure.

In order to reduce resistance, Xia Ji took off all the heavy clothes on his body, leaving only a thin and transparent shirt inside. When he moved the white shirt, his strong and strong abdominal muscles were highlighted.

After seeing it, netizens turned into old pornographic posters one after another.

【Is the weather very hot? Wear so much? 】

[Handsome guy, are you worried about wearing so much? 】

[I must have done good deeds in my previous life, and in this life I can see a handsome guy doing push-ups for me, an old pervert. 】

[Handsome guy, it’s hard to do push-ups on the ground, but it’s easy to do push-ups on me. 】

[Upstairs, are you Emperor Yuhuang? 】

When Fang Hai saw Ge Sisi's dark face, he mistakenly thought that she was worried that he would not do well, so he comforted her and said: "Sisi, you don't have to worry, it will be easy to carry you and run away, we will get first place!"

His eyes suddenly became greasy again: "I will hold you and run fifty meters, just like I run fifty meters in your heart."

Ge Sisi's mouth showed a hint of ridicule, and her eyes were full of disgust.

Qi Wei also looked at Yi Man and promised: "Don't worry, I will hold you steadily and finish the run without falling, and I won't be the last one."

He said quietly again: "Does Manman think that I am the one who makes my own decisions and chooses to run the fifty-meter run?"

Yi Man frowned and looked at Qi Wei, who had innocent eyes, and asked, "Didn't the director let the male guests choose?"

Qi Wei: "...I'm sorry, I forgot."

He seemed to think that saying this would cause netizens to misunderstand. In fact, he just wanted netizens to misunderstand him and said directly: "I have a very good figure. I can hug you more than enough. I'm not... As soon as I got here, my words stopped abruptly, completely giving up." Human beings are an imaginative existence.

Sure enough, netizens speculated again.

[Is the second half of Qi Wei’s sentence a secret hint that he once hugged Sister Man? 】

[A cunning man, it’s obvious at first glance that he’s doing it on purpose! 】

[Ahhhhh, what did I hear? I pray that the actor actually repaid Manman! 】

Yiman: "..."

Yi Man heard the meaning behind his words, and she laughed: "Idiot."

Qi Wei: "..."

What should I do if my girlfriend scolds me because I want to miss some candy?

At this moment, the director gave an order and the competition officially began.

Xia Ji immediately leaned down and did push-ups. She moved quickly, and it seemed that she could still see the afterimage.

Fang Hai and Qi Wei also picked up Guan Linyi and jogged without hesitation.

Qi Wei's steps were steady and strong, but Fang Hai was fast when he first took a few steps, but gradually he slowed down, and Qi Wei had already run far away with Yi Man in his arms.

Ge Sisi got angry: "Damn it, it's so hard for you to hold someone?"

Fang Hai bared his teeth and shouted back: "You are too heavy, do you have the nerve to say that?"