I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Teacher Qi, what food are you planning to make?" Yi Man asked.

"Bake a cake."

“Can I eat and sell at the same time?”

Qi Wei chuckled helplessly: "You can finish eating."

After the male guest prepared what he wanted to sell, the female guest packed it up and got into the show crew's car to go to the sales location.

Qiwei shook the phone in his hand at Yiman to signal her to check the messages on her phone in time, and Yiman gave him an OK gesture.

The car started to start and it took about fifteen minutes to arrive at the sales location.

After they got off the bus, they moved the food and tools down to find a place to set up a stall.

Yi Man looked around and saw a few young people, most of whom were old people. The program team brought them to the vegetable market.

She expected that with Gu Chenfeng's character, how could he only have the task of selling food?

Yi Man thought to herself that the cakes set up at the stall would eventually end up in her stomach. Most of the elderly here were middle-aged uncles and aunts who came to the market to buy food, not cakes. Besides, they generally didn't like sweets.

An uncle walked up to Yiman's stall, looked at the cakes, pointed at a strawberry cake and asked, "How much does this cost?"

Seeing a customer, Yi Man smiled and said patiently: "Twenty each."

"This is purely handmade, the strawberries on top are all fresh, and the ingredients for this cake are all carefully selected!"

"How about you buy one and try it?"

The uncle said in disbelief: "Twenty? Is your cake made of gold?"

"I don't want it, it's too expensive."

The uncle shook his head and left.

Yiman was also wondering if the price Qiwei gave was too expensive.

Another aunt passed by, took a few glances, and then left.

Yi Man displayed it for ten minutes, and passers-by stopped by to take a look. Some even waved their hands and left after asking about the price.

Yiman thought that instead of just waiting for others to buy it, it would be better to take the initiative.

With Yimanshe's awesome personality, it's not difficult to attract customers.

So Yi Man coughed a few times and shouted loudly: "Dear uncles and aunts, Sun Wukong has been waiting for Tang Monk for five hundred years, Bai Suzhen has been waiting for Xu Xian for a thousand years, and I have been waiting for the dog of all your handsome and beautiful uncles and aunts. Day and night!”

"Uncles and aunties, come and take a look at this handmade cake! If you eat one, your daughter-in-law will have two in three years! If you eat two, your child's career will improve day by day and he will become a big boss!"

Yiman's hawking made many uncles and aunts stop and watch. Some uncles and aunts had already heard about the three years of hugging the two and their hearts were ready to move.

"Little girl, here are two for my daughter-in-law and son to eat! It's best to have two in three years!" an aunt said with a smile.

"I wish you a grandson soon!"

"Here, give it to my son. Recently, my son is starting a business. I hope he can become a big boss!"

"Your son is born to be a big boss, I wish him success!"

"Uncle and aunt, our cake does not have any additives, and the cream is all plant-based cream! The cake embryos are made of healthy eggs. There is absolutely no problem in eating it, and you will want to eat it again! "Yi Man said while helping them put the cake.

After a while, the cakes on the table were wiped out.

Yiman hit her sore shoulders and neck.

Alas, setting up a stall is not an easy job!

She also understands that it is not easy to do whatever you do.

Yiman packed up her things and prepared to go back. As she was putting them away, she realized that she didn't leave two cakes for herself.

The cakes made by Qiwei are really delicious. I think about them every time I eat them, but I forgot about them this time.

Yi Man sighed, shook his head, put the tools back into the car himself, and got in the car.

Qi Wei, who was watching the live broadcast, was amused by Yi Man's little confusion. Fortunately, he expected that she would be so busy that she would forget to leave two pieces for herself, so he deliberately left some materials while making it.

He got up and went to the kitchen to take out all the cake-making materials and tools, rolled up his sleeves and started beating eggs.

Xia Ji went to the kitchen to get something to drink. When she saw Qiwei making trouble, she curiously asked, "What are you doing?"

"Bake a cake."

"Didn't you do a lot before?"

"Sold out?"

"Sold out? So soon?" Xia Ji lost her voice.

"Then why are you making cakes now?"

Qi Wei replied while making trouble: "Give it to Yi Man. She will be hungry when she comes back. Make her something she likes..." Qi Wei paused and realized that he was about to say the wrong thing.

"Make a cake for her to eat when she comes back."

Xia Ji nodded, and he also remembered that there were some ingredients for making ice cream in the refrigerator.

He took them out too, rolled up his sleeves and joined in.

When Jiang Jingyan came down and saw it, he also joined in. He didn't have enough roses for the rose cake he wanted to make, so he had to go to Gu Chenfeng to explain the reason. It didn't take long for fresh rose petals to be delivered to the kitchen.

After Yiman returned home, she was so tired that she collapsed on the sofa.

When she came back, she didn't see Qi Wei in the living room, and she didn't think much about it. She only knew that she just wanted to rest and eat.

However, the cakes are sold out, woo woo woo.

As the saying goes, since ancient times, deep love cannot be kept, only cake can win people's hearts.

"Ah! I want to eat cake. I want to eat cake so much that I go crazy thinking about it!"

"Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is cake!" Yi Man looked up and sighed.

Qi Wei, who had just made the cake, shook his head and smiled softly after hearing Yi Man's sigh.

Little glutton.

Qi Wei picked up the cake and went out to the hall.

Yi Man, who had a sensitive nose, smelled the scent of cake. She straightened up immediately and sniffed the scent with her eyes closed.

"It has a mango scent and a creamy taste."

When Qiwei held the cake in front of her, the smell from far to near made Yiman open her eyes immediately.

What catches the eye is an oversized cake, covered with strawberry, mango, blueberry, and pineapple fruits, and decorated with chocolate around it. The whole cake looks beautiful and smells particularly delicious.

Yiman was surprised and happy. She took the cake, looked at Qi Wei and said, "Is this cake specially made for me?"

Qi Wei looked at her with a gentle and doting smile and said, "Well, I know you will forget your share."

Yi Man felt moved in her heart. The aroma of the food moved her for a long time. She put the cake on the table, cut a piece and handed it to Qi Wei: "Teacher Qi, thank you for your hard work. This piece is for you!"

Qi Wei's eyes stayed on that piece of cake for a few seconds and then he said, "It's too sweet, I won't eat it."

"Okay, then I'll eat it. Eating sweets makes you happy!" Since Qiwei refused, she didn't force him to eat it.

After Yiman finished eating the piece of cake in her hand, Ge Sisi and Guan Lin came back.

The two of them just lay on the sofa without saying a word and were in love.

Ge Sisi stared at the ceiling and complained: "These uncles and aunts are too scary."

"If they don't buy it, why are they still cursing them?"

Guan Lin also continued: "Not only did an aunt not buy it, she also cursed me to die because the thing I was selling collided with her."

"There was also an aunt who brought her grandson to buy ice cream. Because the aunt didn't want to buy it and the grandson was crying, she forced me to give an ice cream to her grandson. As the name suggests, my ice cream stand made her grandson cry. Later, I couldn't stop the aunt. I was obsessed with giving one to her grandson, but she also wanted to eat it, so I had no choice but to give her another one. She even cursed me before leaving, but I finally accepted it!" Ge Sisi finished with a sigh.

"We are adding extra food to the meal!" Guan Lin sighed.

After hearing this, Yiman cut a piece of cake for each of them and handed it over: "How about some? There are bitterness in life, so let's eat some sweetness to balance it out."

Ge Sisi and Guan Lin nodded and took it, then started eating listlessly.

When Jiang Jingyan and Xia Ji came out with rose cakes and a portion of matcha-flavored ice cream, they saw that they had already eaten them.

Ge Sisi's sharp eyes saw the rose cake brought out by Jiang Jingyan. She held the cake in one hand and extended her other hand to Jiang Jingyan.

Xia Ji also took the initiative, placing the ice cream in front of Guan Lin and said: "Matcha flavored ice cream, I hope you like it."

Seeing the ice cream on the table, Guan Lin's scalp felt numb. She looked up at Xia Ji and said helplessly: "Only ten ice creams were sold, and the rest were taken back."

"We have to eat the rest."

Xia Ji: "..."

"How many are left?"

Guan Lin counted on her fingers and said, "There are twenty-five more."

"There's dinner tonight."

Xia Ji: "..."

"I'm sorry, I don't have the ability to sell many..." Guan Lin lowered her head and apologized.

Xia Ji: "I did too much, I don't blame you."