I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Everyone stopped talking again. Although Gu Chenfeng was a little annoyed, he couldn't get angry because You Qiwei was around!

So, he simply announced today's theme task in a concise and comprehensive manner.

Gu Chenfeng glanced at everyone with his hands behind his back and said: "Today's theme task is to live broadcast and interact with netizens! What is interaction? For example, performing talents, chatting with the audience, and answering questions from audience friends seriously. In addition, there are three things you cannot do. First, you cannot spread filth and pornography. Second, you cannot insult the audience. Third, the content of the live broadcast should be positive!"

“Whoever has the most followers before noon wins and will receive a limited edition prize!”

"Did you hear that clearly? Does anyone else need to ask questions?"

Yi Man quickly raised her hand, her eyes were orange, and a faint smile appeared on her face. The tear stains under her eyes shone brightly under the smile.

When Gu Chenfeng saw Yi Man raising her hand to ask a question, the chord in his heart almost collapsed. He forced a smile and asked, "Excuse me, Man Man, do you have any more questions?"

Yiman put down her hand, her eyes were still clear, and she asked with a harmless look: "Director Gu, if a netizen insults me, can I retaliate?"

"You know, I don't have a very good temper. What if I become venomous?"

Then she smiled again, her whole body exuding charm and joyful beauty.

Gu Chenfeng's eyes were dazzled by her smile. He swallowed the words he wanted to refuse and said instead: "You can guide them to be good! Try not to curse, but watch your phone carefully, I'm afraid of it. Automatic alarm!"

A chuckle escaped from the corner of Yiman's lips, and Gu Chenfeng looked at her in confusion.

What the hell is this guy doing? Stroke or epilepsy? Or crazy?

"Director Gu, don't worry I never scold someone, but when it is necessary to take action, for some people my slap will suit their face very well!"

After saying that, he glanced at Su Qingqing intentionally or unintentionally, with a little seriousness in his eyes!

The corners of Su Qingqing's mouth twitched, and she felt a little restless. Her eyes were panicked and she didn't dare to look directly at Yi Man.

Yiman said again: "Director Gu, I can't bear it as a human being. I can't tolerate breast hyperplasia for a while. It's better to hit them hard and fight back. I didn't grow up on a vegetarian diet."

"When I encounter a luxury watch, I can fix it with just one slap!"

In reality, before she became famous, she had a lot of anti-fans flying around. She would hit back most of the dirty words they said on Weibo, which would make people angry at first. Later, some people would know that she is not that good. After the provocation, it calmed down a lot.

"Yes, yes, reason curses people, reason curses people!"

Gu Chenfeng could only reluctantly agree.

With this little ancestor here, today's live broadcast will be awesome! He needs to be on guard.

At nine o'clock sharp, the guests except Qi Wei had turned on the live broadcast equipment in their respective rooms to broadcast live.

Yiman sat upright in front of the computer desk, as motionless as a piece of wood. If it weren't for the fact that her eyes were spinning roundly, it would indicate that she was just in a daze.

She spoke up: "Director Gu told me to stay calm and not to curse."

[Sister Man, don’t worry, if you are sick, you will get sick, and the sky will not fall! 】

[Sister Man, youth has no price, going crazy is now! 】

[Sister Man, going crazy in time is good for your physical and mental health! 】

Yi Man kept staring at the comments posted by netizens, but remained motionless.

Finally, she became numb, got up and did a few sit-ups on the ground with a grin on her face. After that, her hands were like a pair of thin cicada wings on the ground, and she kept fanning the engine like it was running. Netizens across the screen felt a little bit It's cool.

"I love sports, just like mice love rice, I love sports, just like I love handsome men!"

Bang, as soon as she finished speaking, Yiman landed on her chest. She turned over with difficulty, her eyes exuding a touch of sadness, and she covered her flat chest and said, "I, a bean sprout, was crushed into an airport!"

"Who has extra fat and wants to cut off two kilograms to make up for my bare breasts?"

After saying that, she slowly got up and sat down to have tea again. Seeing her fans keep using the word "crazy", she said: "Today I feel like I was fed shit. I can't go crazy. Whatever, I have lost my due respect for life." Passionate about it, find a time, dig a hole, sleep in it, and have a good sleep!"

Because of Yiman's words, fans no longer used words of madness, but comforted her.

[What to do if you’re in a bad mood? Use concealer. Use concealer. Just cover it up! Cover up the bad and hide the good mood! 】

[Sister Man’s mood every day: It’s all over the world! Penetrate the earth! 】

[Sister Man, why are you in a bad mood? I have been feeling like this for so many years. You have to think about it for yourself, whether you scolded others or not, whether you have spent your money or not. Don't keep talking nonsense here. Sometimes, can you reflect on yourself? 】

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Suddenly, the screen was filled with carnivals in an instant, and it stopped after more than twenty of them were displayed in a row!

Yiman was so tipsy that she suddenly woke up from the drunkenness! She opened her mouth wide and was stunned for a while.

After reacting, she immediately said: "Thank you to this boss for the carnival!"

An online name called Huakai Fugui [Little girl, you are so beautiful. If you show your talent, your aunt will give you a gift! 】

[Auntie is not short of money, as long as you show your talent, Auntie will help you enjoy the carnival! 】

After saying that, Huakai Fugui scrolled through ten more carnivals. The screen was filled with gift effects, completely covering up all the comments from netizens.

I heard that there was an aunt in Yiman's live broadcast room who was binge-watching the carnival. Audiences from other live broadcast rooms flocked to the live broadcast room. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room continued to soar, and there was a faint trend of reaching one million.

The rich woman's flowers bloomed and her wealth saw Yiman stay there motionless and then posted: [Little girl, show your talent to your aunt, and she will give you a rocket and luxury car! 】

Netizens who are watching the excitement and don’t mind the trouble said.

[Auntie, you haven’t brushed enough. Sister Man won’t give up for five buckets of rice! 】

[Auntie, you are so beautiful and lovely outside the screen. You are the lover of my dreams. 】

[Sister, good sister, beautiful sister, Sister Man doesn’t like money and has no interest in money. Hehehe, I’m not. Sister, give it to me! 】

Is Yiman the kind of snobbery who would give up for five buckets of rice?

Hey, she really is.

Anyone who hesitates for a second is disrespectful to those carnivals!

"Sister, give me a minute, I'll change my weapon, and I'll perform for you right away!"

A minute later, Yiman appeared wearing a green frog suit.

She blew a kiss to the screen enchantingly, then she put her hands in front of her and lifted up her heavy butt and twisted it a few times, causing the frog's butt to duang duang duang.

Then the music started, and she followed the music and danced to Cuenca, which has been very popular on the Internet recently.

What's even more outrageous is that she sang it like a ghost, and her movements were very busy, and she didn't dance correctly. She danced randomly, and danced whatever movements came to her mind. She jumped, touched her head, buttocks, and waist, and stuck her buttocks and twisted her buttocks. She didn't even know. What is she busy with? Anyway, she is very busy. If one person dances wildly, everyone will suffer.

Yiman: "Kunca, I'm hot My boob and booty is hot."

"Spotlight then"

"I'm a star star star!"

"Cuenca, I'm the top!"

“I am a Cuenca”

"Kunca, Akka... (broken sound)"

Everyone: "?"

Family members, a frog is disturbing people by singing and hurting the eyes by dancing, what subject should I take?

Answer: Psychiatry.