I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

At the entrance of the hospital.

Yiman walked into the hospital with sunglasses on her face, her hands in her pockets and a curl of her mouth.

Qi Wei followed her, vaguely knowing what bad thing she was going to do.

Yiman and Qiwei first found Duan Xunliao's ward. She knocked on the door politely. In fact, she didn't want to knock, but she had to be thorough in her acting.

"Come in." Duan Xunliao heard the knock on the door and looked over. He thought it was an agent, so he let him in without thinking.

Unexpectedly, when the person who came in was Yi Man, Duan Xunliao's pupils were surprisingly frightened.

If there was no panic, it would be false. It was Yiman's fault that he went to the hospital twice.

Duan Xunliao looked at Yiman and Qiwei with vigilant eyes, but he did not make a sound.

Yiman put the red bag on the table beside the bed with a smile, started to pull the bag and said: "This is the gift I brought you!"

"Hey, hey, hey, this is a pig's brain. It's for you to use for your brain! Do you like it?" Yiman took out a piece of bloody pig's brain from the bag and placed it in front of Duan Xunliao.

The smell of blood made Duan Xunliao gag again and again: "Yi Man, is your brain not fully developed? Who brings pig brains to patients?"

Yi Man took the pig brain and looked up and down, and Soul said: "Don't you think this pig brain looks like your brain?"

"They're all so bulky!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Even if she hung him on a tree to feed the mosquitoes, she even brought pig brains to the hospital to humiliate him!

When God created man, did he not install her brain?

Yiman held up the pig brain and placed it in front of Duan Xunliao's eyes, shook it and said, "Look, it's heavy and watery, and it looks very much like your brain!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Sure enough, when a person encounters an abnormal human being, he really wants to call the police!

"Well, you don't like it!"

Yi Man said in a pity tone.

Duan Xunliao: "?"

You even used pig brains to humiliate him, and you still want him to show that you like him. Sorry, he doesn't have a masochistic constitution!

"How about you be a good person and leave here! I won't care if you throw me up a tree!"

"I'm afraid that you are here, and I'm afraid that I will be pissed to death by you!"

"Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Please leave." Duan Xunliao's eyes twitched slightly, revealing one part dissatisfaction, two parts helplessness, and three parts impatience.

"What, I came to visit you with a pig's head, and you actually refused my kindness? Sure enough, a dog bites Lu Dongbin, but it doesn't recognize a good heart!" Yi Man frowned slightly, showing slight dissatisfaction.

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Haha, are you just being kind? This is a naked insult and sarcasm!

"Yi Man is also kind-hearted, so just accept it. After all, your brain really needs to be replenished. If you don't do it, you will have early menopause." Qi Wei hinted towards Duan Xunliao.

Duan Xunliao: "..."

You guys have figured out the trick of forced buying and selling.

Therefore, Duan Xunliao accepted the pig brain from Yiman.

He thought Yiman would stop there, but he never expected that Yiman would take out a crimson soft solid from the red bag, and the smell of blood would flood into Duan Xunliao's injured nose again.

Yiman stared at the thing in her hand, her pupils dilated slightly, and her expression was full of surprise: "This is another gift I gave you. This is a pig kidney to replenish your kidneys!"

"Look at this kidney. It bleeds and oozes when you pinch it. It's so brittle, just like your kidney!"

"Take it back to replenish it, and replenish your kidneys. My wife won't run away!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Haha, I’m ordering him!

Duan Xunliao held back the anger that was about to burst out. When he looked at the excited Yi Man, his eyes were slightly red, and his face was also filled with deep excitement.

"Sister, if you are crazy, please go to the mental hospital. There is a big stage for you to perform there!"

"This is a hospital, a place where patients are treated and hospitalized, not a place where you go crazy! Please take your pig brains and pig kidneys and return to the show set immediately!"

Yiman shook off the pig kidney in her hand. The eyebrows were raised slightly to show a hint of mischief: "I won't leave, hey, I'm just having fun!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

As long as Yiman exists in this world, the world will not be beautiful.

He was tired, and he really wanted to sleep for a long time.

When Yiman saw Duan Xunliao's expression of wanting to die but not wanting to die, the corners of her lips raised slightly, and a trace of strangeness flashed across her face.

Duan Xunliao got goosebumps all over his body after seeing Yiman's sinister smile.

This bitch is definitely up to something.

As soon as he finished thinking about it, the pig kidney was thrown into his hand. When Duan Xunliao felt the cool and smooth feeling, his brain had stopped functioning.

He held the pig kidney and sat like a piece of wood with a vacant look in his eyes.

After wiping her hands, Yiman retracted her smile and carried another red bag to Su Qingqing's ward.

Qi Wei and Yi Man walked side by side. He raised the corners of his lips slightly and asked with a soft smile: "So, this is just adding insult to injury!"

“It’s unethical but just right.”

Yi Man turned her head and smiled at Qi Wei: "Women are not bad and men don't love them! Although I don't have a man!"

"With my wicked appearance, who dares to want me!"

Yi Man said again.

"There will definitely be! But Duan Xunliao is definitely not worthy of you. You deserve a better man, a man who takes care of your little emotions all the time! Not an irresponsible man who blames women when encountering setbacks!"

Qi Wei looked at her and said something meaningful.

Yi Man raised her beautiful brows, becoming interested in Qi Wei's words.

So she raised her eyes and asked, "Why are you so sure that there is such a good man in the world, and a blind man will fall in love with me?"

"Besides, I don't need a man. Men will only affect the speed of my abuse!"

Qi Wei: "Sister Man has a very clear mind. I want to learn from her."

"Learn! Who can learn from you! If you don't learn the good ones, you will learn the bad ones!"

Qi Wei: "..."

You cursed yourself in it.

When the two of them arrived at Su Qingqing's ward, Yi Man knocked on the door as usual.

"Yeah~, come in~."

After Yiman and Qiwei went in, they happened to see Su Qingqing and a foreign man having an inseparable kiss. Su Qingqing's hospital clothes fell to her chest, and the foreign man forgot himself and asked for her neck. Su Qingqing raised her head with a look of enjoyment. , completely ignoring Yiman and Qiwei watching with gusto.

Alas, she was careless, she should have bought a cuckold for Duan Xunliao to wear just now! Yi Man thought in his heart.

His eyes suddenly darkened.

It turned out that Qiwei blocked Yiman's fascinated eyes with his hand. He also lowered his head and said softly in Yiman's ear: "Don't look, it's dirtying your eyes."

Yi Man wanted to push Qi Wei's big palm away, but no matter how hard she tried, Qi Wei's big palm wouldn't move at all.

Yiman's tone was a little anxious: "Let me see it, I haven't seen the live version yet!"

"Don't look, I didn't look either."

Yiman: "..."

You don’t see it, but she wants to see it!

At this time, Su Qingqing, who was intoxicated, opened her eyes and saw Yiman and Qiwei. She shouted and pushed away the foreign man on her body.

After the foreign man cursed. When he saw Yiman and Qiwei in the room, the foreign man suddenly became angry and said in a bad tone: "Who are you? Why did you come in without knocking on the door!"

Qi Wei let go of the hand covering Yiman's eyes. Yiman rubbed her eyes and looked at him and said, "Spring is here, everything is resurrected, and it's the mating season for animals again!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, China's fertility rate is not as good as the two of you!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

Foreign man: "..."