I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

In the early morning, the guests got up one after another and sat in the hall after breakfast.

Gu Chenfeng came over in a hurry, held up the loudspeaker and said: "Today our task is to rehearse the performance for the Harvest Festival, or draw lots to form a team, and then draw a song to perform."

"The remaining pieces are left to Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao to perform. They are expected to return to the program this afternoon!"

"Okay, you guys draw lots. There are everyone's names in the box. Whoever draws the same piece of music will perform with that person."

"Everyone, let's start drawing lots!"

After Gu Chenfeng finished speaking, everyone stood up to draw lots.

Yi Man stirred in the box with her little hands, pulled out a piece of paper, opened it, and read: "A litter of dogs in the Northeast?"

"It doesn't sound like that difficult!"

So, Yiman held up the note and asked: "Who else, who else wants to be a dog?"

No one answered.

Yiman approached Qiwei and asked, "What are you performing for? Let's be dogs together!"

Although Qi Wei didn't want to admit it, the note said there was a litter of dogs in the Northeast.

"Then what kind of dog do you think I'm suitable for playing?" Qi Wei asked Yiman with an expectant look on his face.

Yiman looked at him seriously and said firmly: "Teddy!"

Qi Wei: "?"

Are you sure this isn't insulting him? To be honest, he thought he could play Yasha, a shepherd dog, but he didn’t expect to be a lustful teddy!

Yiman saw that Qiwei looked a little unhappy, so she changed her words and said: "Then Erha!"

"This is definitely for you!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Can't you name a very serious dog? Is he really not worthy of playing a handsome and sensible dog?

This time, Qi Wei was emo and didn't want to talk anymore. He was afraid that if he continued to ask questions, Yi Man would be angry to death!

Qi Wei didn't say anything, and Yi Man couldn't continue to disturb others, so she walked up to each guest and took a look.

When she walked in front of Gao Wanci and Yi Chen, she touched her nose guiltily, rolled her eyes and asked, "Are you going to be dogs?"

Gao Wanci Yichen: "?"

"If you don't talk, you'll just be dogs. It's okay. I'll be Teddy. One of you is an Alaskan, and the other is a Samoyed!"

Qi Wei heard this: "?"

Why, why should he play Erha, when the two of them can play Arisga and Samoyed? Yiman is too double-standard!

"Then why don't you act it yourself?"

Yiman said with a guilty look in her eyes: "Of course I'll leave the best to you!"

"You deserve the best!"

Qi Wei: "!!"

Why? They had only been here for two days, and she had double standards. He's been here for so long, why doesn't he see her double standard?

When Qi Wei's heart was riddled with holes, Yi Man's words made him so angry that he almost vomited blood.

"You are like our family in my heart, no one can compare to you!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Sure enough, Yiman is still too comprehensive. In a word, he is not worthy.

[Is Qi Wei feeling aggrieved? When Sister Man said those words, Qi Wei's eyes began to look aggrieved. 】

[Is Qiwei stimulated by Sister Man's words that you are suitable for playing Teddy? 】

[Impossible, Qi Wei is suitable to play Teddy. If he doesn't play it, no one will dare to play it! 】

[Qi Wei: I want to play a handsome dog! Fan: No, Teddy! 】

……

Finally, Yiman, Qiwei, Yichen, and Gao Wanci performed as a group, performing "A Litter of Dogs in the Northeast"

Mu Zhining, An Xiaozhi and Wu Chuyi performed "Her Self-Redemption"

The program performed by Chen Muchi, Duan Xunliao and Su Qingqing is "I Want to Give Every Man a Family"

Gu Chenfeng added: "We are short of a host, so our program team decided to let..."

Gu Chenfeng deliberately paused for a moment, and everyone's hearts were lifted.

"Yi Chen is here to be the one!"

Yiman looked at Yichen and blinked her eyes and said pitifully: "Brother, good brother, my love for you is like shit in my crotch. Only I know how heavy it is. Please give me the position of host!"

Yi Chen glanced at her, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Your love is too heavy, I can't bear it!"

"No, my good brother, your heavy shit is only worthy of you!"

Yi Chen: "..."

I deserve a beating!

"No, you should just be a dog peacefully! It's also an experience!"

Yiman: "..."

Go to hell with your experience. You talk so nice that you don’t want to go through it?

Host Yiman didn't ask for it, and her eyes immediately lost their luster. Gu Chenfeng felt happy when he saw Yiman's aggrieved expression.

Sure enough, evil people will be punished by evil people.

As soon as he finished having fun, Yi Man put her eyes on him and prayed in her eyes: "Director Gu, between going to work and making progress, I choose to burn incense. Between asking for help and asking for help, I choose In order to seek Buddha, between working hard to make money and struggling hard, I chose to move God! So, in order for me to no longer choose, please choose me to be the host!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

There are a lot of things to say, but the last sentence is the key point. It’s a pity that I chose Yi Chen between you and Yi Chen, because he gave so much!

So, Gu Chenfeng slapped his head and exclaimed: "Oh, I almost forgot, Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao are coming back, I have to tell them about the show!"

Gu Chenfeng said as he left Yi Man's sight.

Yiman: "..."

She just hopes that she can be the host, and she doesn't want the crazy couple to come back!

[Sister Man, it’s better to ask for others than to ask for yourself, so just act! 】

[Believe it or not, Sister Man will give Director Gu a surprise! 】

【surprise? Be frightened! 】

[It feels like Sister Man is going to give Director Gu a rest, and Director Gu may need to take oxygen by then. 】

[It’s okay, Director Gu has seen people in big situations, and he won’t be defeated by difficulties so easily, unless it’s Yi Man. 】

Sand sculpture value +300

Sand sculpture value +300

On the other side, Su Qingqing postponed the recording time of the program group.

This morning, as soon as Yi Man left, Su Qingqing returned to her own apartment after finishing with Tom. At this time, she was lying in Tom's arms.

Su Qingqing drew circles on his chest and glanced lazily. She was so charming that she said: "My dear, I hate that woman this morning. Is there any way you can make her disappear from the entertainment industry?"

Tom gently lifted the hair on Su Qingqing's cheek, squinted his eyes and smelled it, and praised: "Baby, you are breathtakingly beautiful!"

"Your charm and passion are the kind of feelings my wife cannot give me!"

After saying that, he suddenly bit Su Qingqing's mouth.

Su Qingqing put her hands on Tom's chest. She raised her head and responded to him enthusiastically. After a kiss, Su Qingqing gasped and said, "My dear, is your wife as beautiful as me?"

Tom said without thinking: "No, my wife is very old-fashioned, I take the initiative in bed!"

"But you are different, you are very coquettish in bed!"

After hearing this, Su Qingqing giggled and covered her mouth and laughed: "Then, my dear, will you help me deal with that woman?"

"Of course, I will definitely agree to your request, baby."

"My dear, you are so kind~"