I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman and Qiwei went to the third floor of Yueduo Hotel. Yiman looked around and saw no one, so she took Qiwei to room 520.

Qi Wei looked at the house number and couldn't help but feel a surge in his heart.

It turned out that she had booked the room long ago, and the meaning of the room number was so good, but he was not ready for whether this was too sudden.

Otherwise, he should find a reason to reject her.

While praying for the gods to wander.

Yi Man turned around and whispered to Qi Wei: "You stay outside the door, I will go in first, and if there is an emergency, I will shout? You will rush in to save the beauty!"

When Qiwei heard what Yiman said, he said without thinking: "Aren't we renting a room?"

Yiman looked at his puzzled eyes and said in a serious tone: "Yes, the room will be opened later!"

Qi Wei: "..."

I'm careless, I'm overthinking it.

"You stand at the top of the stairs and hide, I'll go in first!" Yiman pointed to the stairs not far to the left.

Although Qi Wei didn't know what Yiman was going to do, he was obedient and hid at the entrance of the stairs.

After Yiman saw Qiwei hiding, she cleared her throat and raised her hand to knock on the door: "Is anyone there?"

As soon as she made a sound, a hand stretched out from the door and pulled Yi Man through the door.

In the room, Yiman was thrown on the bed. Yiman quickly got up and scanned every corner of the room but could not find Su Qingqing. Although she vaguely knew that Su Qingqing was lying to her, when she arrived at the scene, she found that she was really being raped. When she lied, she was still angry.

Especially the tall foreign man with lewd eyes standing in front of her was even more annoying.

He stared at Yi Man motionlessly, his eyes were like those of a hunter who has spotted his prey, and was very aggressive. He said in Chinese that was difficult to pronounce and difficult to pronounce: "Little beauty, you are so beautiful!"

"Tom let me enjoy you!"

After saying that, the foreign man rushed towards Yiman like a wolf. Yiman had no time to think. She rolled towards the bed, fell off the bed, stood up quickly, and looked at the foreign man in front of her with vigilance.

After seeing Yiman's vigorous skills, the foreign man narrowed his round eyes and rushed towards Yiman faster.

Yiman jumped on the bed again, and the foreign man also jumped on the bed. Just when his big hand touched Yiman's feet, Yiman saw the right moment and stepped hard on his dog's paw with her other foot. foot.

The foreign man screamed in pain and pulled back his hand. At this time, his eyes no longer had the patience he once had. He rushed towards Yi Man like a crazy wild dog, but Yi Man easily dodged it several times.

Yiman still had free time to challenge him: "Big fat pig, you can't catch me, you can't catch me!"

The foreign man's eyes were already red with rage. He used his fat body to chase Yi Man. He was panting and Yi Man seemed to be taking a walk.

Finally, the foreign man was so tired that he bent over, panted heavily and cursed Yiman who was standing in the corner: "Fake, I must catch you and tame you well!"

After saying that, the foreign man staggered and ran towards Yiman dragging his fat body. Yiman stood there holding his arms, looking at him as if he were a clown. When the foreign man put his dog's hand on his When she shouldered her, she looked hard, grabbed the foreign man's dog hand, and twisted it hard. With a crisp click, the bones of the foreign man's arm moved out of place.

The foreign man wanted to open his mouth and scream in pain, but Yiman quickly took off her sneakers and stuffed them into the foreign man's mouth. After giving him two slaps, the foreign man's pig face was swollen, and Yiman did it again. Foshan Wuying kicked the foreign man down and fell to the ground unconscious.

After Yiman patted the non-existent dust on his body, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Qi Wei.

Qi Wei, who was waiting anxiously at the intersection, heard his cell phone ring. After seeing the message, he hurriedly opened the door and went in.

When he saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned. After looking blankly at the fat pig on the ground, his eyes finally fell on Yi Man's face.

He asked in a hoarse voice: "Didn't you say you want me to be a hero and save the beauty?"

Yi Man spread his hands and replied: "The enemy is too weak, and there is nothing I can do!"

"Su Qingqing's method is nothing more than this. She found a fat pig to be beaten. Only Su Qingqing thought of it!"

Yi Man stepped forward and patted Qi Wei on the shoulder and said, "It's okay. You don't have to be surprised. You've seen this kind of scene too many times and you'll get used to it!"

Qi Wei: "..."

What you say makes him lose face as a man!

Just when Qi Wei was about to say something, suddenly a group of paparazzi with cameras rushed in outside the door.

They were full of joy and thought they could see the scene of the rape, but what they didn't expect was that the room was in a mess.

There was also a fat pig lying on the ground with a shoe stuffed in its mouth.

A group of paparazzi were there with cameras. You looked at me and I looked at you. They all saw confusion and surprise on each other's faces, and then they burst into anger.

Su Qingqing, this stinky bitch, dared to lie to them!

Seeing how overwhelmed they were, Yi Man rolled her eyes and had an idea: "Are you the paparazzi sent by Su Qingqing?"

The paparazzi didn't say anything, which was considered acquiescence.

Yiman added: "Oh, it's a coincidence that we were summoned by Su Qingqing too!"

"She said she was kidnapped! She asked me for help, and she would give me five million if I was rescued!"

"Aren't I greedy for money, so I dragged the actor Qi Wei to come with me? I didn't expect that Su Qingqing would...

Yi Man paused for a moment when he said this.

"What?"

The paparazzi asked, raising his ears.

"How dare you play that kind of game against this man!"

"What kind of game?"

The paparazzi's curiosity was at work, but little did they know that Yi Man had taken him away.

"Tie-up play!"

"Wow~Wow~" the paparazzi exclaimed in unison.

"I wanted to hold her back, but she cursed us and forced me to take off my shoes for her! So, she stuffed my shoes into the man's mouth!"

"Hey~ I'm not doing anyone's business!"

The paparazzi all hissed in unison.

"Oh, I can't even protect my shoes well when I go out. What a sin, what a sin!" Yi Man shook her head helplessly.

"If you don't believe it, I pray that the actor can testify that when we came in, they were having a great time!"

"Su Qingqing kept slapping the man in the face, and the man laughed with enjoyment on his face. After watching it for a while, the two of us couldn't stand it anymore and stayed away from the battlefield!"

Yi Man said in an extremely sincere tone, and her helpless expression made the paparazzi believe her.

Even Qiwei, who witnessed Yiman's nonsense, was almost convinced by the story she made up.

If he hadn't known that the truth wasn't true, he would have believed it.

So, Yiman said again: "This is first-hand news that I will only disclose to you. If you report it, the popularity will definitely rise!"

"Then you know how to do it!"

The paparazzi nodded after hearing this.

In this way, the paparazzi took a few photos of the scene in the room, thanked Yiman and left.

Less than an hour.

Su Qingqing already dominates the Weibo hot search list.

#苏青青与Mysterious Man Bundlepaly#

#苏青青fled from the hotel after meeting a mysterious man at night#

#苏青青 engages in some kind of special service#

I was about to scroll through Weibo, wanting to see Yiman's ruin with my own eyes, but when I saw myself on the hot search list, I asked: "ヾ(′A')ノ?"