I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

After Yiman and Qiwei returned to the dormitory, Yiman said good night to Qiwei, then returned to the room and turned on the computer to prepare for the live broadcast.

Before the show started, Yiman posted on Weibo: "Whoever wants to eat melon, please move the bench and come over quickly!"

After sending it out, the live broadcast started.

In an instant, a large number of netizens rushed in, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room skyrocketed.

As soon as netizens came in and saw that Yiman had the nerve to broadcast live, they all exploded.

[Yiman is so shameless. After sleeping with his sponsor, he still broadcasts his mood live. It’s so mean. 】

[Yi Man is so thick-skinned that he even started a live broadcast to collect money! 】

[Has the funder’s father been abandoned by the funder’s father? Otherwise, I wouldn’t have come out for the live broadcast! 】

[I feel that Yiman’s matter will be reversed. Let’s look forward to what she will say later! We can’t be blind and black! 】

[Yes, many black men have been sent lawyers’ letters! We only eat the melon and do not participate in it! 】

……

Yiman looked at the comments on the screen carefully. Yiman said with a very calm expression: "Good evening everyone, your annoying guy is starting a live broadcast!"

"I want to clarify one thing tonight. The protagonist in the photo that is trending on Weibo is not me, but someone else. I still know who the protagonist is!"

"I also know who is spreading rumors about me. My company has sent a lawyer's letter to that person. We will meet in court soon."

"That person who is watching my live broadcast on the trumpet, please watch carefully. If you spread rumors about me, then I will expose your real mediocrity!"

Su Qingqing, who was using her trumpet to post slanderous comments about Yi Man in the live broadcast room, shook her fingers and fell to the floor when she heard Yi Man's words.

She picked up the phone and stared at Yi Man's pretty face. She became jealous and her fingers immediately typed on the screen of the phone.

At this time, Yi Man said again.

"Dear veterans, before you expose who is spreading rumors about me, if any of you want to know whether the celebrity you are fans of has upright values ​​and whether he or she will collapse, please send me a private message with your name and I will give you the answer!"

"No, I stand on my head and eat shit!"

After saying that, netizens in the live broadcast room questioned.

[It feels like Yiman is cooling herself down! 】

[Will the entire entertainment industry be buried with Yiman when he dies? 】

[Everything I said about Yiman last time came true, that Wu Moufan really went in and stepped on the sewing machine! And that PC was also caught. 】

[Could it be that Yiman has a crow's mouth, and their collapse is also caused by Yiman's crow's mouth? 】

[Upstairs, don’t be too ridiculous. Do you think Yiman is a fortune teller? Who is to blame? 】

……

Several private messages popped up on Yiman's phone, and she clicked on them.

It was sent by a netizen named Tieguaozouzi, and she asked.

"Gou Shi, will the house collapse?"

After watching it, Yiman said to all the live broadcasts: "Hello, this netizen named Iron Pot Stew Himself, the person you are fans of is a well-known movie king. He has two children and has created a good man image in the industry. But he had already cheated on a young model at a KTV, and they were discovered by the cleaner in the bathroom. Finally, he gave the cleaner a sum of money and warned her not to tell her, so this male star has fallen apart and stopped being a fan! Otherwise , his name and his character reflect each other perfectly!”

As soon as Yiman's words came out, netizens in the comment area immediately transformed into Sherlock Holmes and speculated one after another.

[This explosion doesn’t seem to have happened. Where are the names? 】

[Could it be Gou Shi? Yiman sounds like him! 】

[Impossible, Gou Shi is well-known in the industry as a good husband. He is very kind to his wife and children. Every time his wife has a birthday, he posts a message to celebrate her birthday. How cute is that? Don't spread rumors! 】

[Could it be Huang Bai? He is also a famous actor! 】

[It’s not that his Huang Bai has one child, not two! Pass it! 】

[After excluding many people, only Gou Shi is qualified. Gou Shi=shit! 】

……

Yiman continued to read the next private message, which was sent by a netizen named Mengchifeizi.

"Lin Yan, will the house collapse? I have liked him for four years, and I am really afraid that he will collapse the house!"

After reading it, Yiman said: "Hello, this netizen named Dreaming to eat feet, this male star you are a fan of is a member of a boy group. On the surface, he seems to be gentle and friendly to fans, and he greets fans with a smile. In fact, When he sleeps with a fan, his agent will introduce the girl he likes to him, drug the water handed to the girl, and do something to the female fan. After that, the male star will give him The female fan paid a hush fee! Therefore, he was also involved in QJ crimes, so don’t be a fan!"

Yiman immediately replied to the next private message: "This well-known male star had a car accident with a young model in a luxury car when his wife was pregnant. After his wife found out, he not only refused to admit it but also violently abused his pregnant wife. In the end, he When his wife had a miscarriage and was admitted to the hospital, not only did he not repent, he also blatantly brought a young model home to cheat on her! Therefore, this male star cannot collapse!"

"Old fellows, be careful when chasing stars!"

"I have a few celebrities who will never collapse for you! For example, me, Qi Wei, Mu Zhining, An Xiaozhi, etc. They are all peaceful and will never do anything unscrupulous. Come!"

After Yi Man finished speaking, he drank some water to moisten his throat.

She didn't name any of the things she just revealed. Netizens could only guess, and they would give up if they didn't guess. And when those male celebrities who collapsed saw her breaking the news without naming names, they stopped panicking, so they also Won't cause trouble for her!

Even if they looked for her, they wouldn't dare do anything to her!

Finally, Yiman gets to the point.

She coughed a few times and then said: "I'll only explode three, there are too many, I'm tired of hearing them!"

"Then we will enter the main event!"

So Yiman took out her phone. He clicked on a photo and stood in front of the computer screen and said: "You are all familiar with the protagonist in this photo. Come and see how heroic she is!"

When netizens saw the photo, they went crazy again.

[Holy shit, shit, it’s Su Qingqing sleeping with a foreigner! 】

[I asked, why did the person who broke the news only dare to reveal his body but not his head? It turns out that the protagonist is someone else! 】

[It may be true that Su Qingqing did not enter the hotel with an old man last time. The Su Group even shamelessly helped Su Qingqing clarify! 】

[Oops, it’s too early to scold, and you’ve wronged a good person! 】

After Yiman saw that the direction of the comments had changed, she continued: "The person who took the lead in spreading rumors is the person involved in the photo!"

"By the way, she is still posting crazy comments to slander me in the live broadcast room!"

After hearing this, netizens really caught Su Qingqing in Yiman's live broadcast room.

When others were discussing eating melon, she was the only one making malicious comments.

Someone on Weibo also found out that Su Qingqing used a trumpet to spread the rumor!

Soon, a top law firm issued an article stating that Su Qingqing had spread rumors and should be held legally responsible.

At this time, Su Qingqing was already confused. When she saw that she was being blackmailed by fans all over the Internet and sent lawyer letters by many companies, her eyes darkened and she fainted from fright.

When Yiman was about to turn off the live broadcast, a connection message popped up.

Yi Man took a closer look and saw that it was one of the three people she had bagged.

Yi Man curled her lips and connected the connection.