I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

The Yi family's old house.

Every time Yiman enters the Yi family's old house, she can't help but marvel at the traditional Chinese architecture.

The Yi family's old house maintains a unique artistic style of traditional architecture that combines elegance, simplicity and magnificence. It is surrounded by white roses inside and outside because the mistress of this house likes roses.

At this time, an elegant middle-aged man wearing glasses walked forward and said: "Miss, you are here, the master and his wife are waiting for you in the house!"

Yiman nodded and let the housekeeper take her into the house.

As soon as they entered the hall, a woman who still had a charming look rushed towards Yi Man and hugged her.

"Oh, my dear girl, you finally come back to see my old mother!"

"You tell me how much money you can make in the entertainment industry, why not come back and inherit the family business." Shen Hewan let her go and said.

"Mom, although you can't make much money in the entertainment industry, you can see the diversity of species!" Yi Man scratched his head and said.

"Okay, it's rare that Manman comes back, so please don't say a word!" Yi Xun said sternly.

"Baby girl, come, sit next to daddy, let daddy see if you have lost weight?" Yi Xun waved to Yi Man and said lovingly.

Yiman walked over, sat next to him, and joked: "Your daughter, I have gained weight recently!"

Yi Xun looked at her face and confirmed: "Well...it's true!"

Yiman: "..."

Dad, you really know how to joke.

Yiman said again: "Where are the eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother and the fourth brother? How many of them are there!"

"Your eldest brother has another case that needs to be dealt with later. Your second brother's company has something to do. Your third brother has another surgery. Your fourth brother... he's not important."

Yiman: "..."

You just think that Yi Hua is uneducated and has no skills. He only knows how to play games all day long. He is an unemployed person at home. You still don’t know that Yi Hua is also a top hacker. Of course, he will not tell you because you are If he tells you, his pocket money will be cut off.

Shen Qingwan took Yi Man's hand and asked, "Is that variety show called Farming Love Chronicles out of date?"

"Is it cold?" Yi Man frowned slightly.

"Isn't this cool? That guy in there and that guy from the dormitory are having everything they want in the variety show, and that stupid director pretends to turn a blind eye, causing my precious daughter to live like a quail in the variety show." Shen He dismissed Tanya. Said freely.

"Mom, it's okay for you to compare your daughter to a quail!" Yiman muttered.

"Still not quail? I think back then, the little bitch I met was a hundred times stronger than that gentleman. I pressed him on the ground and rubbed him to generate heat. As for you, you just slapped me in the face. Not to mention the pain in your hand, you were not shocked yet. force!"

Shen He raised his lips as if he was saying something extremely proud.

Yiman: "..."

If it weren't for the fear of being beaten to death, the grass on Su Qingqing's grave would be taller than hers, and she would still be left jumping around?

After Yi Man, Shen He Wan, and Yi Xun chatted for a few words, a middle-aged man came in with a young man outside the door.

As soon as the man came in, he walked towards Yi Xun, stretched out his hands and bowed and said, "Cousin, long time no see, long time no see!"

Yi Xun held his hand tightly and said, "Cousin, you're welcome. Come on, please sit down!"

Yi Xun also asked the young man to sit down.

Yi Feng saw Yi Man sitting next to Yi Xun and laughed loudly: "We haven't seen each other for many years. Manman has grown so big and still looks so beautiful!"

"Of course, my Manman is no longer the little girl she used to be!"

So, Yi Xun introduced Yi Feng to Yi Man: "This is your cousin, Yi Feng."

Yiman looked calm and nodded in greeting: "Hello."

The cold tone made Yi Xun stunned.

"I'm sorry, Manman is afraid of life," Yi Xunyuan said.

"It's okay, girls are all afraid of strangers, I don't care!" Yi Feng said with a light smile.

Yiman sat there calmly, but there was always a gaze on her face.

Yi Man looked up and saw the greed flashing in the eyes of the man sitting next to Yi Xun.

Yiman frowned, thought for a while, and seemed to have thought of something, with a smile on her face.

Yi Feng, this old fox, turned out to have this idea!

Sure enough, Yi Feng introduced the young man to Yi Xun and said: "This is the son of my old friend, Li Wenyan. He just returned to China yesterday. He has obtained a double doctorate degree in history and geography abroad. He is so outstanding!"

"Oh, that's incredible. The third child only received a doctorate in medicine, biology, and botany from Stanford in Country M. He also received a doctorate in law from Princeton. It seems he can't compare!"

"It seems that my third child is still not up to par."

Yi Feng: "..."

Li Wenyan: "..."

Damn you, you were so fresh and refined in Versailles!

"Wen Yan is very talented, as gentle as jade. He is a very good and outstanding child! Overseas, the girls chasing him have been lined up from the beginning to the end of the city!" Yi Feng praised Li Wenyan to the sky again.

Yi Xun glanced at Li Wenyan, and this time he saw his face seriously.

Hmm...how to put it, it's hard to judge. There is nothing wrong with being confident but being ugly and confident is wrong!

Don't think that he doesn't know what kind of medicine Yi Feng is selling. He just wants to have a relationship and make his family Manman and that ugly man a couple.

I want to get a share of his pie!

"Hahaha, just say it directly, no need to beat around the bush!" Yi Xun said with a half-smile.

Yi Feng rolled his eyes and laughed: "Didn't I realize that no one wants your Manman family since they are so old?"

Upon hearing this, Yi Xun narrowed his eyes, his face turned cold and angry, "Who are you talking about? No one wants it? Who are you talking about?"

"Look, based on what you said, have your brains been shaken evenly?"

Shen Hewan also scolded him angrily.

"Don't think that I don't know about the colorful intestines in your belly. We haven't seen each other for several years. Why would you come here to become relatives with us today?" Shen Hewan said sarcastically.

"Uncle, aunt, you have misunderstood what Uncle Yi meant. We just came here to have something to do with you..."

"Let's talk about it. There's nothing to talk about. Our Yi family is not the kind of family that even welcomes cats and dogs into the door."

Before Li Wenyan finished speaking, he was interrupted by Shen Hewan.

"Hey, Manman is already a grown man now. It's time to get married. I think Wen Yan is a good person!"

"You see, he is young and talented, and has a promising career. He returned to China just to open a company! Look, where can he find such a good husband?" Yi Feng followed the temptation.

Snapped.

With a sound, Shen Hewan stood up and slapped the table, pointed angrily at Yi Feng and cursed: "Okay, Yifeng, do you want my family to marry a kappa?"

"You want me to hold an ugly child in my left hand and an ugly husband in my right hand? You really have such a vicious heart!"

"Auntie, I'm not ugly, at least I'm passable..."

"Shut up, I don't want to talk to ugly people!"

Li Wenfeng: "..."

Didn't Uncle Yi Feng say that Aunt Yi was very approachable? Why are you so aggressive?

When Li Wenyan still wanted to say something.

"Mom and Dad, we are back."