I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

[Sister Man’s smile like this must be reversed! 】

[Damn, I still dare to believe what the old woman said. Sister Man’s words of “hehe” make me lose my confidence! 】

[Haha, what, is she mocking this old man? If so, then she is too cheap! 】

[I believe it’s okay, Sister Man. There must be a reversal. If it doesn’t, I’ll stand on my head and shit! 】

Yiman watched as the number of live broadcasts continued to increase, and now there were 100,000 people online.

"Old lady, if you want your daughter-in-law's property, just say it clearly, no need to beat around the bush! We can all hear it, you really think we are three-year-old children!"

"Your daughter-in-law is a rich young lady and the only daughter in the family. She could have been rich and prosperous all her life. Why didn't she expect to meet a Phoenix man!"

"She never imagined that what she would get for this family would be the disdain and slander from her mother-in-law!"

"You also said that she didn't do housework and was squeamish, but you didn't tell her that when you were sick, she was the one who waited on you with feces and urine, and you still hit and scolded her at every turn!"

"You also said that she likes to do manicures and designer bags, but you didn't say that she paid for them herself, and she didn't use a penny of your son's money! What's even more outrageous is that your son also did it in disguise. You're cheating her out of money! She bought your son's car and the house in the city center, so you still have the right to complain here?"

"You said that her food, clothing, and expenses all came from your son, but you didn't say that the food, clothing, housing, and transportation for you and your mother now all belong to your daughter-in-law. If your daughter-in-law didn't have a big house for you to live in, you would still be living with a bunch of pigs. Living in a shabby hut? How can I enjoy it as much as I do now?"

"You also said that she couldn't conceive a child, but you didn't say that it was you who poisoned a commonly used cup, which caused your daughter-in-law to miscarry twice, and once she almost killed two people. You are a murderer. murderer!"

"You also said that you bought herbal medicine for your daughter-in-law to conceive a son. In fact, the herbal medicine you bought is another kind of poison. If you drink a little every day, your daughter-in-law will lose her health and die suddenly in a short time. And die!"

"Also, your daughter-in-law didn't like your short, ugly and fat son at all before, but later she fell in love with your son's stalking and sweet bomb. If it weren't for your daughter-in-law, your son would Now I am still working as an unknown teacher in a small mountain village with no shit, how can I become a senior teacher in a university?"

"Your daughter-in-law is also very helpless. She has already had the idea of ​​​​divorcing, but as soon as she mentioned it, your son found various reasons to escape. In the end, your daughter-in-law became discouraged and returned to her parents' home half a month ago. By the way. , your son is really a bad guy, he bought your daughter-in-law a personal accident insurance of 50 million yuan, just hoping that if your daughter-in-law has a good thing and a bad thing, you can live in poverty!"

"You also said that you have three sons. In fact, you also have a daughter, but you disliked her for being a girl and strangled her to death in her infancy. Do you think you are a wolf mother-in-law?"

"Your eldest son had his hands broken because he was a pickpocket in the village. Your second son has been there for five years because of drug abuse and fights. Your third son is a Phoenix man, but he soon went in to keep company with his second brother. Got it!"

Mrs. Huang looked panicked and subconsciously said, "How did you know?" After speaking, she nervously covered her mouth.

"How do I know? I know a lot more. Do you want me to tell you everything in detail?"

[Damn it, as the saying goes, a tiger cannot eat its own food, but she even strangled her own daughter to death. Is she still a human being? 】

[Let me just say, this old lady Huang is not simple, she looks like a very vicious person, and you still speak for her! 】

【Ah ah ah! The first time they wanted to kill someone, it would be easier for this snake and scorpion mother and son to go to the eighteenth level of hell after death! 】

[Phoenix man, if you are looking for excuses to avoid divorce just to cheat the insurance, it will be very scary if your daughter-in-law does not run away and her husband plots an accidental death. 】

[Sure enough, like mother, like son! None of them are good! 】

Seeing that Old Mrs. Huang was panicking and sweating on her forehead, Yiman curled her lips and smiled again, this time her tone was even colder and biting.

"Also, on the couple's wedding night, you shamelessly made a noise in the couple's room and wanted to sleep with your son, driving your daughter-in-law to make a bunk on the floor!"

"When your daughter-in-law is not at home, you destroy your daughter-in-law's belongings, bags, clothes, cut them into rags, expensive jewelry, and put them in your pocket! You even throw your daughter-in-law's sanitary napkins on the ground and step on them Put your feet back! Tell me, are you born to be an extremely vicious person?"

"I...I also do it for my son's benefit. My son is filial and wants me, a mother, to sleep with him. It's not illegal! Also, she has already married into our family, and her things belong to our family. I What's wrong with getting some? Those sanitary napkins are just filthy things. What if they interfere with my son's career? Besides, I wasn't so pretentious before, so I don't use these things. They are all made of rag strips!" Mrs. Huang added. Pick yourself up again and speak with reason.

Yiman was speechless by her words. Why are there these people in the world?

Sometimes eating melon really tests one's patience and quality!

Old Mrs. Huang looked like you don't understand me and said: "You have never been a parent, so of course you don't know how hard parents work. Parents do everything for the benefit of their children. How pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are for themselves. Even if your child is good, he will be criticized!"

"Besides, the Taoist priest also told me clearly that a woman during menstruation cannot sleep with her husband, otherwise she will be unlucky! Besides, she looks like a goblin. Who knows if she will drain my son's yang energy? , after all, I am also guarding against the enemy!"

[Family members, is she sick? There is still no rule of law! 】

[So, why did this daughter-in-law marry into this unlucky family? 】

[So, the school filters out academic scum instead of scum, so there are many highly educated scum! 】

[Old woman, you still want your son to marry you, why don’t you just ask your son to marry you! 】

Of course Yiman can't understand her. Sorry, it's hard to comment on this. No normal human being would say such a thing!

Yiman chuckled lightly, with a cool and decent smile on her face: "Old lady, it's a pity that you don't go to the VIP ward of the mental hospital!"

"Let's do this, I'll book a place for you to go there and continue being a crazy woman!"

When Mrs. Huang heard this, she was reluctant. She pointed at Yiman's face and cursed: "You're such a fox, my old lady asked you to help me with ideas, but you're actually slandering me!"

Yi Man chuckled and said, "Sorry, I'm not in the habit of giving advice to scum!"

"You said your husband died early, right? I happen to know some inside information~"

Upon hearing this, Old Mrs. Huang was on the verge of losing control: "You'd better shut up your stinky mouth, or I'll ask my son to sue you to death!"

How could Yiman spare her so quickly? Yiman cleared her throat, raised her voice, and continued to reveal old stories about Mrs. Huang!

It is said to be an old thing, but in fact it is something that has been hidden for many years and has not been revealed...

See you in the next chapter~