I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Oh, I'd rather, I'm so cowardly, no wonder I got cuckolded!" Yi Man whispered in a joking tone.

Rather, he got up, looked at her confused and asked, "What a cuckold? Have you eaten poisonous mushrooms?"

Yiman sighed.

This silly kid was defrauded of money and sex, and ended up being cheated. He still looked confused and stupid.

Yiman noticed that the cameraman was still filming them. Yiman pulled Ning away and whispered softly: "You were cheated by your girlfriend, are you done with it?"

"What? Are you following me?" Ning suddenly raised his voice.

"Hey, what are you stalking? I have some moral knowledge. I can see all kinds of embarrassing things on your body!" Yi Man patted Ning Ning on the head with an annoyed tone.

I would rather look unbelieving: "I don't believe it. I believe that my girlfriend will not lie to me, and she will not cheat on me!"

"Oh, okay, I've already told you, don't regret it then!" Yiman patted his shoulder and walked forward.

[What are we whispering to each other? Is there anything we shouldn’t hear? 】

[Who can lip read? Come out and translate. I want to know all the content of their conversation! According to my intuition, there is a melon! 】

[I only saw that Sister Man said the word cuckold, but I'm not sure. 】

[Is it possible that his preferred girlfriend cuckolded him? 】

Shen Hewan and An Ru are both people who like to gossip. Shen Hewan quietly came over and asked, "Manman, what's wrong with him? Why does he look like he's being cheated on?"

"Manman, what's wrong with him? Why do I feel like there is a green grassland above his head?" An Ru also asked.

"Oh, he is so stupid. He was defrauded of all his money, yet he still looks innocent." Yi Man shook his head and said helplessly.

"Ah, no, is he really being cheated on? Tell us why he was cheated on!" An Ru's eyes were filled with gossip.

Yiman put her finger on her mouth and whispered, "Keep your voice down, he also needs face. After all, men can't resist beautiful things."

There is a reason why he would rather be defrauded of money and sex. He is a beauty person. When he sees a beautiful woman, he sticks it on like a piece of cowhide plaster. It just happens that people with evil intentions take a fancy to him, a fool, and take him for granted. Where's the cash machine?

Although he may look like he is very cold and abstinent, he is actually a sultry and handsome man at heart who likes to collect red and purple items. Even the pants he is wearing now are all red. of!

Click, click, footsteps came from behind. Yiman knew that he would rather follow, and he wanted to ask clearly.

Ning lowered his head slightly and pursed his lips: "Yi Man, please explain it clearly to me. Although I don't know why you said I was cuckolded, I still want to know the reason."

Yiman also raised her head slightly and looked at Ning Ning, who was a head taller than her. She said helplessly in a low voice: "I'm telling you, you can't do anything right away. You can only feel sad secretly."

"I know you like her very much, but she is a dedicated liar. Although her starting point is not wrong, she used the wrong method."

Ning bit her lip slightly: "I..."

"But, after this mission is over, you will probably have to buy a new house."

"Because she just sold your luxurious villa."

would rather:"……"

Suddenly it felt like he didn't like beautiful women that much.

Suddenly, Yiman raised her toes and leaned close to his ear and said, "Are you having sex with her?"

Suddenly, Ning Ning's face and ears turned red.

He hesitated and evaded his eyes: "No...no."

Yiman stood back up and raised her eyebrows at him with a smile: "Male virtue is a man's best dowry! Don't worry, your destiny is yet to come!"

Just now, she used her consciousness to talk to Gaga, telling him to meet Ning's future. In the future, he would have a happy family and a loving couple. However, he was eaten to death by his wife!

His daughter-in-law is still an old acquaintance of hers. She has suffered so much, and finally someone is willing to love her.

Rather, her eyes twinkled with anticipation: "Really? That's great. Then isn't she beautiful?"

"Beautiful, so beautiful, but her personality is a bit bold!" Yiman thought of her old friend's shrewd personality, so in order not to affect the image of her future husband, she could only use the word bold instead of shrewd.

"It's so bold and bold, I like it!" Rather grinned like a fool.

Completely forgetting that he was cuckolded.

[What's the matter? What's the matter? I'd rather have a smile on my face! Like the silly son of the landlord next door. 】

[I seem to have heard the word "like"! Could it be that he succeeded in confessing his love to Sister Man? 】

[How is it possible? Ning Ning is just giggling, but Sister Man still looks so cold! 】

They were talking as they walked, but Yi Man never said how his current girlfriend fell in love with him.

Suddenly, crickets made a sound in the grass, and the movement in the grass became louder and louder. Yi Man hurriedly asked Shen Hewan and An Ru to hide.

After Yi Man and Ning Ning looked at each other, they both clenched their guns and prepared for a fight.

Kill the enemy immediately as soon as he comes out!

As the noise in the grass grew louder, Yi Manhe's hand holding the gun became harder and harder.

In fact, Yiman was also afraid, because these so-called men in black were actually veterans, and their movements and gun skills were much faster than hers.

If it were a head-on confrontation, she would still be the one to suffer.

So, she chose to go head-on.

With a crash, a tall man wearing a black uniform and a mask emerged from the grass.

Yiman and Ning Ning's scalp went numb, and they quickly raised their guns and struck him. The man's body was covered in paint, and even his hair and mask changed color!

"Cough cough... cough cough..."

"Manman, it's me, it's me, don't hit me, if you hit me any more, I will turn into paint!"

This voice is so familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere.

Yiman hesitated for a second, didn't think much, and continued to raise the gun and planned to do it again.

Seeing this, Qi Wei quickly pulled off his mask and raised his hands: "Manman, it's me, it's me, don't hit me!"

He asked in disbelief: "Qiwei?"

"Weren't you in a coma? Are you alive and kicking so quickly?" Yiman looked him up and down and said.

"Wouldn't it be better for me to be alive and kicking? Do you just want me to lie on the bed?"

"How bad."

Qi Wei patted the paint on his body, his voice aggrieved.

Finally, Qi Wei noticed that there was a man next to Yi Man. He narrowed his eyes, and the alarm bells rang in his heart. His mouth reacted faster than his brain, and he blurted out: "You have a bad man outside?"

Yiman: "?"

would rather:"?"

[Pray to the actor, pray to the actor to come out with injuries to chase his wife! 】

[Report to the Best Actor, I would rather that boy want to pick up your girl! 】

[Wow, the Qi actor is so damn handsome in this uniform, with those long legs, that waist, and those pert butt, tsk tsk tsk, he will definitely be having fun in bed. 】

[Those upstairs, please take back your saliva, my ceiling is leaking. 】

"No, he was passing by, looking for water for his old mother, and he happened to meet him. He's not a bitch!" A smile spread across Yiman's face, revealing her white teeth, as bright as the morning sun.

"Haha, you guys talk first, I'll run away first!"

If he couldn't stand the cannibalistic look Qi Wei stared at him, if he didn't run away now, how long would he stay?