Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

"Hello, Mrs. Norris, today it's canned chicken breast. Next time I'll bring you cat strips from home."

In the corner of the corridor of Hogwarts, Alvin took out a can of cat cans from his arms, opened it and fed it to Mrs. Norris.

This Maine Coon cat suffered along with Filch. It was originally a big cat, but it turned out to be skinny and skinny, and its long hair had no luster at all and was as dry as a pile of hay.

This canned cat was produced by Alvin's own factory. With his vision far ahead of his time, Alvin suggested that his father get involved in the pet market early on. He knew that the pet market would be very popular in the future! Start early and make money early.

Mr. Bartlett didn't pay much attention at first, just thinking that it was a child who likes small animals, but later I heard Alvin analyze that these days will definitely get better and better. By then, people will have spare money, and the status of pets will definitely improve, so he starts now. It’s definitely not a loss.

Mr. Bartlett thinks it makes sense. The pet supplies cake in the world is not yet completely divided, but there is still a lot of room for it.

He immediately decided to listen to the advice of his nine-year-old son and was not afraid of losing money. This small amount of money could not shake the Margrave family.

This time, Alvin was also fulfilled, and he was just using it to please Filch's cat, so that he could still have some favors during night outings in the future.

Out of caution, Alvin has never gone out at night, but now that he is in Hogwarts, how can he not go out at night?

"My dear, where are you? Oh~ what are you doing!" Filch, who couldn't find the cat, saw Alvin squatting next to Mrs. Loris, thinking that he would do something bad again, so he hurried over and took Loris away. The lady held her in her arms.

"Baby, did he hurt you? Let me see, these nasty little wizards are always trying to do harm."

Filch looked anxiously through Mrs. Norris, trying to find something wrong so that he could punish this evil little wizard.

But he looked left and right and couldn't find anything. Unwilling to accept it, he stared at Aiwen with a pair of dead fish eyes.

"What did you do to Mrs. Alice!" It's not that he doesn't want to believe Alvin, but he has the experience of the Weasley brothers. Last time, the brothers cut off Mrs. Norris's beard while he wasn't paying attention. He was so angry that he chased them all over the castle.

"Uh~ I just saw how pitifully thin it was, just for a can of snacks." Ai Wen was speechless~ This old guy really looks like an old witch who eats children.

"Meow~"(^? ??^)?

Mrs. Norris, who was enjoying her meal, was suddenly taken away. She screamed in displeasure, broke away from Filch's arms, and continued eating the canned cat.

Normally, she wouldn't be able to eat such good food with Filch, so when she finally got the chance, she still wanted to prevent her from eating it! impossible!

"No! Mrs. Loris, what kind of drug did you give it, you evil little wizard!" Filch stared at his red eyes, put his old and skinny face in front of Alvin and asked.

He looks like a cuckold who saw his wife cheating on her.

(?︿??)

"Ooohhoho~" Filch shouted, covering his eyes.

Ivan thought he was too close, so he couldn't help but stab him in the eye with scissor hands.

"Don't get so close to me! Also, what kind of medicine can I give it? It's not because you treat it so harshly that it becomes so malnourished and thin. Why don't you take a few more bites of delicious food? You still have the nerve to ask me?" "

Filch's eyes were filled with pain, and he looked at Alvin without saying a word. It is true that Mrs. Loris is too thin, but he has worked very hard to raise her~

The potatoes with skins cooked every day and the fish bones processed in the kitchen are enough. The cooked food has too much oil, salt and sugar and cannot be given to the cat, but there is nothing you can do if you don’t feed it to make it fat.

"Okay! Stop staring, it doesn't hurt! I'll send you the cat food later. Remember to feed it cat food every day. I really wonder if you feed Mrs. Lorris something strange every day."

"You don't have to worry about it!" Filch became angry.

"Meow!" Mrs. Norris called Filch dissatisfied again.

(Mrs. Norris: "Really, don't you know what you feed me every day? If I hadn't been able to hunt mice myself, I would have lost weight to death! What an idiot!")

Filch was very sad that Mrs. Norris actually helped this little wizard! This has never happened before!

"Here, one more, I'll pack your cans from now on."

Alvin has decided that he will move the pet snack processing factory to the magical world! Make a variety of pet snacks instead of simple dried mice, dried voles, and dried cockroaches to feed to owls, cats, and toads.

After a while, with Filch's reluctant expression, he walked out of the corner with a stack of cans given by Alvin and Mrs. Norris.

So the students passing by saw this scene. Filch was hugging the cat with an ugly expression, and there was a first-year student beside him who was pointing at him. Filch actually didn't dare to fart.

(Filch: I can’t help it, it’s a mistake~)

"Remember, don't feed too many canned food, mainly cat food, and hair removal cream~ Mrs. Loris's hair quality is so poor, it must be very difficult to spit out hair balls, she must... ah ah Hey~"

As we all know, the stairs at Hogwarts are constantly changing.

No, when Ivan was giving Filch his final instructions when he was going up the stairs, the position of the stairs suddenly changed halfway up.

The staircase is facing the forbidden room on the fourth floor~

"I think you saw that it was the hand that moved the stairs first." Ivan turned to look at Filch who had not walked far behind him.

Filch gritted his teeth! This kid has been scolding him for so long, and he really wants to use this reason to lock him up for two days!

But ~

He looked at the can in his arms and his little sweetheart.

Be soft on others!

"Okay, okay, I saw it. It's not your fault. I won't tell the professor!" After saying that, Filch stormed off.

This made the little wizard passing by dumbfounded.

Did Filch take the wrong medicine? You can actually hear from him that he spared a student?

It was truly Merlin's revelation.

Ivan shrugged and planned to take a detour. He had a class in the afternoon and he was almost late.

But this damn staircase actually moved again.

"Ouch!" Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

Alvin, who had just reached the interface, missed his footing and fell down the stairs.

"Oh my god, someone fell!" a Ravenclaw senior sister exclaimed.

The movement here attracted several students passing by, and they all ran over to watch.

Alvin was very unhappy. Just now, he thought that the stairs would stop moving in a short time after they changed, so he didn't notice that he was hit.

Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he caught the railing of the next step downstairs.

It's also thanks to his good training, otherwise even if he doesn't fall to death this time, he will definitely be able to throw him good or bad.

"Oh, Merlin! Are you okay kid?"

Ivan, who was about to climb up with all his strength, suddenly felt a lightness all over his body, and then his whole body floated up, landing firmly in front of a corridor on the third floor.

"I'm fine, thank you Professor Flitwick."

"You're welcome. Why don't you go to Madam Pomfrey's and have your arm looked at? You're still young after all."

It was Professor Flitwick who took action. He was also preparing to go to class. Unexpectedly, he heard a girl from his own college saying that someone fell from the stairs. He hurried over to check and saw Ivan hanging on the handguard outside the stairs. .

"It's okay, I'm really okay, but now I really want to blow up the damn stairs! Can you teach me the blasting spell?"

Ivan raised his hand again to prove that he was fine, and then gritted his teeth and looked at the stupid stairs in front of Professor Flitwick.

(When I was watching Harry Potter, the author was thinking, what if there were people on the stairs? What if someone stepped on the stairs and fell down? After all, accidents are not friendly to you.)

"Hmm~ I'm afraid this won't work, kid. It will be inconvenient to go upstairs after you blow up the stairs." Flitwick said with a headache.

He didn't expect that a child who usually seemed gentle would have such a violent side.

"With these ugly stairs, can't you make sure the people at the interface are standing firm before changing? I really want to smash them into pieces and replace them with elevators!" (▼ 义▼;)

Alvin decided that he must replace Hogwarts with a magic elevator! Completely replace these stupid stairs!

As for whether Dumbledore can be allowed to agree~

Our Master Malfoy is the school director! This time Draco must be dragged into the water!

"Just wait for me, sooner or later I will break you into pieces and replace them with new ones!"

(Flitwick: "...This young man is quite vindictive.")

Stairs: QAQ…