Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

Halloween is just a few days away, so Professor McGonagall deliberately showed mercy and allowed Alvin's confinement to begin after the holiday.

Alvin calculated that a month of confinement, excluding the few days off after Halloween, would end just before Christmas, leaving him free time to prepare gifts.

"Hi, Alvin, what a coincidence."

"Yes, you are here too."

In the library, Ivan happened to meet Iron Triangle doing homework here, but Ron, who was waiting to copy Hermione's homework, was absent-mindedly wandering, so he saw Ivan walking in for the first time.

"Evan, this seems to be your first time in the library, right?" Harry, who was a little more diligent than Ron, noticed that this was the first time he saw Alvin in the library.

"Yes, yesterday's battle made me realize that there are still too few spells I can use. Before Professor Flitwick teaches us, I need to learn some on my own, eh? Where's Hermione?"

They say it's an iron triangle, but when I get closer, I don't see Hermione at all. This shouldn't be the case. These two guys can do their homework here, so why isn't Hermione here?

"I'm here, Alvin."

Alvin watched in horror as Hermione's furry head lifted up with difficulty among a pile of books taller than him.

"Hermione, do you need me to rescue you? You seem to be eaten by the book." Ivan leaned closer and whispered.

He didn't want to be noticed by the administrator because of his loud voice. Ms. Pinsi's feather duster was not a vegetarian.

"No, thank you, I'm just doing my homework!" After saying that, Hermione buried herself with books again.

"Hey~ Alvin! Are you really going to the Forbidden Forest? Are you afraid?" Ron's ADHD broke out again after being quiet for a while, and he couldn't help but come to Alvin's place to chat.

"Don't be afraid. What are you afraid of following Hagrid? There are animals outside the Forbidden Forest that Hagrid can beat with one hand." Ivan concentrated on taking notes and answered the idle Ron without raising his head.

"But what if you encounter dangerous magical animals? I heard that there are Acromantulas in the Forbidden Forest!" Ron looked scared, he was most afraid of spiders.

"The school will not put students in danger. Of course, the premise is that the student does not take the initiative to die. And Ron, what are you doing here? Can you please concentrate on your homework?" Alvin frowned.

Although I knew Ron couldn't see, I didn't expect this guy to be so annoying! He knew that although this guy said he was a coward, he was never absent when he really went on an adventure.

The Gryffindor at heart is not fake.

"We'll talk about homework later. What you're going to is the Forbidden Forest! George and Fred have always wanted to go in, so... ow~"

"If you interrupt other people's studies again, I will kick you out!"

Ron may have been a little distracted, and he forgot to lower his voice for a moment, and Ms. Pince's feather duster instantly taught him how to behave.

puff~

Alvin chuckled.

Should! Ms. Pingsi won't tolerate you being rude.

Ron didn't speak this time. He lowered his head and rubbed the big red envelope on his head, complaining in his heart that Ms. Pings was really evil.

……

Halloween is here, and although there will be a holiday and a sumptuous dinner afterwards, the little wizards also have to attend classes all day long!

But what's strange today is that Alvin hasn't seen Hermione since the morning. When he was returning books in the library, he found out that it was Hermione who cried because of Ron.

Yes, I almost forgot!

Today is Halloween for the first graders, and there is a giant monster here to add to the fun. The life and death bar of this night has completely laid the foundation of the Iron Triangle's friendship.

But Alvin is not interested in getting involved. He is not the protagonist of this world. There is no need to deliberately show his prophet. Just try to live your own life. He is not an NPC in a book, he is a living person.

In order to celebrate Halloween, the castle's auditorium was specially decorated in a Gothic Halloween style.

A thousand conjured bats flew around the auditorium, and a thousand more hovered like low dark clouds over the tables.

Huge jack-o'-lanterns replaced candles, exuding flickering light in the air. Ghosts also shuttled between various colleges. Even Peeves was allowed to enter the auditorium by lawless grace, provided that he could not cause trouble.

But why is it so creepy at first glance!

But now Alvin just wants to work! The festive dinner is very sumptuous, no worse than the opening banquet.

This was the 90s, before the rich life that came later, and even the wizarding world was not that wealthy. It was impossible for Hogwarts to provide banquet-standard meals to students every day.

Most of the usual meals consist of potatoes, bread, jam, toast, pie, etc. Chicken leg steaks are also occasionally provided, which is not as luxurious as imagined.

After all, everyone knows the recipe of England.

How can you miss the opportunity to eat meat? But this also made Alvin more determined to promote Chinese food in Hogwarts. Every day it was either dessert or boiled potatoes with skins. How could a good person be able to endure such a mess~

"Hermione was so sad that she cried alone in the toilet. She didn't allow anyone to comfort her. She cried in the toilet all afternoon. It's so pitiful."

Alvin is struggling with a piece of grilled steak. The elves are very good at cooking. The steak grilled over charcoal fire is perfectly cooked and tastes particularly tender and juicy.

He also specially asked for garlic cloves, one mouthful of meat and one mouthful of garlic. If you eat meat without garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half!

It was the little wizards around who looked at him with strange eyes.

After hearing what Hermione's roommate Lavender said, Alvin still couldn't help but look back at Ron, who was eating a chicken drumstick in each hand and his face was covered in oil.

I saw Ron saying a few words to Harry with an ugly face, and then he actually hesitated when eating the chicken drumstick, and chewed it in his mouth with a very mechanical movement.

Although Ron has a bad personality, he is not bad in nature and is still a kind child. Knowing that he has caused so much harm to Hermione, he still feels very sorry.

bump!

The door of the auditorium was pushed open hard, and Professor Quirrell ran in in panic, wrapped in his garlic-smelling turban.

Even if Ai Wen loves chewing garlic cloves, he is a little uncomfortable with the strong garlic smell of this guy. I really don’t know how Lao Fu can bear it.

"Troll! The troll is in the dungeon! I thought you should know."

After saying that, he fell down on the floor and passed out.

There was a moment of silence in the auditorium~

Then, led by the screams of an unknown timid little wizard, the little wizards in the room suddenly became a mess, with screams and the sound of kicking stools as they fled in panic.

This young master’s condition is perfect~

Alvin, on the other hand, was quietly chewing on the meat. No one could stop him from finishing this piece of beef today! Ψ(￣?￣)Ψ

In the end, Dumbledore couldn't stand it any longer and yelled with the Amplifying Curse to quiet these naughty children.

"Prefect, take the students back to the lounge, and the professors will follow me to the dungeon to have a look."

"First graders, follow me. As long as you follow closely, I don't have to be afraid of the troll. Please keep order."

The moment Dumbledore finished speaking, Percy, the number one fan of Hogwarts, stood up almost instinctively and began to maintain order and lead people back to the lounge.

The remaining food will be delivered to the lounge by elves, so it is impossible for students to not have enough to eat on Halloween.

"Aiwen is gone, let's go back and eat." A little badger pulled Aiwen, who was still immersed in his meal.

"I know, I'm just two bites away, let me finish it!" Ivan stabbed the unfinished piece of beef with a fork, preparing to eat it while walking.

The other little badgers were not surprised, it was a very common thing in Hufflepuff.

"Damn it! What are you two so sneaky about?" Ivan didn't pay attention to the road because he was eating meat. Harry and Ron who sneaked into the Hufflepuff team almost knocked the beef away.

"What slot?" Ron asked with a question mark on his face.

"Evan, Hermione doesn't know about the troll yet, we have to go find her." Harry came up and whispered.

"Oh~ Then you go and come back quickly." Ivan said calmly.

(°ー°〃)?

Harry and Ron were stunned for a moment~

Wasn't it time to learn that his friends were in danger and then offer to sneak away with them to find Hermione? This plot is wrong, isn't it?

Alvin: I'm not Gryffindor, thank you!

"We're at the corner, take advantage, let's go!"

"Okay! Alvin, I'm a little scared. You are so powerful. Please come with us."

"Huh???"Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

Alvin hasn't reacted yet, because he really didn't expect to be dragged into the water!

When Ron and Harry turned the corner to leave the team, one of them grabbed one of his arms and took him out of the team instantly!

"Oh shit! You two idiots, this is okay!" (?_?)

Ivan said that his native language is speechless! You're dragging him along for the plot!

This is already the case, what else can we do~ Just follow, just treat it as a check-in.

Ivan remembers that this giant monster in the original book is still easy to deal with. A floating spell can be knocked out with a stick. I don't know how this is rated as a 4X magical creature.

"Uh~ What does it smell like?" Ron covered his nose and asked with disgust.

"Oh my god, it smells worse than Professor Quirrell!" Harry said, covering his nose.

"This smell is like stinky socks that haven't been washed for a month, fermented in a pit that hasn't been cleaned in a lifetime, and then squeezed into juice and fed to you." Ivan rolled his eyes in disgust.

yue~

Alvin was quite pampered in his life and had never encountered such a disgusting smell. He had no choice but to tear off a small piece of fabric from the lining of his school uniform, knead it into two balls and stuff it into his nose.

This cut off the horrible smell quite a bit.

Facts have proved that being too pampered is not good, at least the resistance to any environment is reduced.