Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

The veins on Alvin's forehead popped out, and what he heard was worse than what he saw. When he saw Lockhart's in-class test with his own eyes, he still wanted to strangle the man to death.

Question: What is Lockhart’s favorite color?

Answer: green

Because Ivan felt that if this guy got married, his head would inevitably be a little green.

Q: What is Lockhart’s favorite food?

Answer: People are yellow

Nothing, that's how he felt.

Question: What is Lockhart’s ideal?

Answer: Be a real man for three minutes, not a coward for three seconds!

Alvin didn't know if Lockhart could understand the meaning behind filling him out like this. Anyway, this was the highest praise he could give.

"Ahhh~ You are much better than the other two houses. Only Miss Granger got full marks."

Alvin turned around and looked, Ravenclaw's memory was indeed pretty good.

"But Mr. Margrave, it doesn't matter if you don't know. But next time, don't write these incomprehensible answers. I won't blame you." After speaking, Lockhart winked at Ai with his left eye. arts.

Alvin: convex

He was disgusted!

……

After class, many students, except those who were Lockhart's biggest fans, left the classroom with ugly expressions.

Alvin was so angry that the veins on his forehead jumped! (╬?Benefit?)

Due to the failure of the last class, Lockhart, a complete idiot, no longer dared to play with any magical creatures, and switched to acting in stage plays!

Yes, this guy started the second class by leading the students to act out the stories he stole from the book!

Ivan was unfortunately called on to be an assistant coach. Perhaps it was because Lockhart felt that he disrespected him by filling in random tests, so Ivan was unlucky.

"Hey! Alvin, wait for us, how are you, did you have a good time in this class?" Harry caught up and asked, they were curious about what jokes Lockhart would make.

"Look at them all being so quiet, everything must be fine! I just said it was an accident last time. Professor Lockhart couldn't possibly..." Ivan turned around, and Hermione's words stopped abruptly.

"Uh~ Alvin! What happened? You don't want to be like this, it's so scary." Ron said with a trembling voice.

Ivan's state at this time!

"I swear! If Lockhart dares to let me play a werewolf again and puts his stinky feet on me! I will chop him into 108 pieces and throw them into the Thames River to feed the fish!" (?▼Van▼)

Seeing the murderous look on Ivan's face, Hermione didn't dare to speak up for Lockhart. At this time, they all wanted to know what Lockhart had done to make Ivan so angry!

In their impression, even if there was an argument, Ivan would only look a little more serious. Even if Carlo and the others provoked him, Ivan would not look like this.

Now they don't even dare to say words of comfort, because the aura around Ivan is so scary! The three little lions were shivering.

"Hello, kids! Oh~ thank you for your contribution Ivan, I will add ten points to Hufflepuff, see you later~ kids."

Lockhart also walked out of the classroom, but the blind man didn't seem to notice anything was wrong with Alvin, and instead came up to talk to him.

After chatting with him, he left a smile that won him the most charming smile award five times and left in a dashing way.

Ivan looked at Lockhart's angry back and silently took out the three-edged thorn from his arms.

"Calm down! Calm down Alvin! He is a professor, you can't do this! Take a deep breath and relax!" After seeing this, Harry was so frightened that he quickly held down Alvin's arm that was drawing the knife. ＼(o □ o l|l)/

"Forget it, Alvin, give me some face, let's ignore him! Let's go find Hagrid!" (　゜ロ゜)"

Draco appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Alvin nervously, for fear that he would do something stupid impulsively!

"I'll go! When will you come!" ∑ (O_O;)

Ron was shocked again by the sudden appearance of Draco! Why does this guy show up quietly every time?

"I'm right behind you. I just took a look at what's going on and haven't come over yet."

Ivan also took a deep breath and suppressed the idea of ​​killing Lockhart. He was still young. He was too young to enter Azkaban just because he killed the professor!

Azkaban doesn't have such a cute kitchen, and no elf would turn on a small stove to cook delicious food for him alone!

calm! Be sure to calm down! (￣ヘ￣)

Suppressing the knife-man's thoughts in his heart, Alvin walked towards Hagrid's hut surrounded by Harry and the others.

"Hello kids, are you having a good time studying?" Hagrid, who didn't know what happened, silenced Alvin again.

"Um~ Hagrid, please don't bring up this topic, okay?" Seeing Alvin's face darken again, Ron quickly reminded Hagrid.

"Okay, it seems I shouldn't have asked that~" Hagrid noticed Alvin's face and realized that he had said the wrong thing.

"It's okay Hagrid, it's not your fault, how could I blame you." Kicking the unpleasantness out of his mind, Alvin showed his usual gentle smile to Hagrid.

"Oh, by the way, I went to see Norbert two days ago. The little guy has grown so big and even cuter!" Hagrid said about Norbert with an aunty smile on his face.

"Really? It seems that the little guy is well raised."

"That's for sure. I specifically told them not to treat Norbert well." Draco said with a proud look on his face.

"Haha, kids, let me tell you something you never expected!" Hagrid looked mysterious.

"Huh? What's the matter? Do you have a girlfriend?" Ivan asked curiously.

"Oh~ you are really, Alvin, you kid is really talking nonsense~" Hagrid blushed instantly and started to squirm.

"Yo~" Several children immediately started cheering after seeing Hagrid like this.

"Oops! It's not what you think, it's Norbert!" Hagrid explained hurriedly.

"What's wrong with Norbert?" Draco asked in confusion. He had asked someone to take care of Norbert, so what else could happen?

"Hey! In fact, Norbert is a girl! Now I named her Norberta!"

"Huh? Norbert is a girl?" 〣 ( oΔo ) 〣

"It's Norbert! Remember, this was discovered by the staff of the Dragon Farm. I was too careless and didn't notice the gender of the little guy."

Hagrid smiled sheepishly, and then recalled the time when he and Norbert were children when he was a child with a happy and doting look on his face.

This is indeed quite surprising. When they first saw Norbeta's wrinkled appearance, they subconsciously thought it was a male dragon.

After sitting here with Hagrid for a while, and hearing the news about Norberta, Ivan's mood improved. When he was about to leave and return to the castle, he saw Tiedan who had returned from the Forbidden Forest with Yaya.

"Oh, Tie Dan has grown up so much and is much more handsome." Harry and the others noticed Tie Dan's current size.

He has flat hair, white hair, and a silver cloak. He has grown up, and his strong body is very stylish. If the little one was cute before, now he is domineering.

Especially the temperament that is deliberately revealed when walking slowly is even more regal!

No need to ask! I learned this cup-filling pattern from Aguru!