There are mythical animals at home to ward off evil spirits

Chapter 132: It’s fun to troll someone for 1 moment, it’s fun for 1 time, it’s fun for 1 time

"Immortality? You are such a piece of rubbish and you really want to live forever? You have to be a real person to cause harm to the legacy of thousands of years. You are a single-cell mutant, but you really think of yourself as a tadpole. With multiple tails, you think you are a big-tailed wolf. ?The shit a dog eats can’t even describe the reason for your existence in this world!”

Shan You suddenly spoke from behind, startling Luo Lin, and others were also stunned.

Shan You himself didn't expect that he would be able to curse. He originally thought that he would not make a sound without moving his mouth, but he didn't expect that he could speak from the first word.

As soon as he finished scolding, before Li Yuchu could even react, Bai Hao opened his mouth and continued to spread knowledge to Luo Lin.

"Although it is called immortality, it is not considered immortal. When the scroll disappears, everything will dissipate like clouds and smoke." After a pause, Bai Hao added, "Eternal life that relies on external objects is no different from the walking corpse."

Li Yuchu's indifference was a little broken, but he could still maintain it.

Li Yuchu: "But if it doesn't disappear, it can live as long as heaven and earth. As long as the goal can be achieved, external objects or themselves are just means."

Shan You: "A pug gnaws at the moon, not knowing how deep the world is. It is like a mayfly that lives and dies, but it still expects to last forever. Even the bastard dare not think so!"

Li Yuchu's smile froze, and he looked at Shan You with a cold look.

Luo Lin silently praised in his heart, this guy's mouth is really bad!

Bai Hao: "What's the point of gaining so-called immortality in this small space? Do you really not regret building a cage for yourself that you can never leave?"

"What's the picture? A cage?" Li Yuchu was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled, "This is a cage, isn't it in the human world? It's just a big one and a small one, what's the difference? It's immortal, immortal, indestructible! How much is this? What people dream of?”

Li Yuchu turned sideways and pointed in the direction of the Imperial City: "Have you seen those people in the city? There are people coming in here all the time. They are pursuing immortality and want to be immortal. This is their fairyland! No one wants to leave, and I am the only one here. The master is their savior!"

Shan You: "What kind of bird are you with chicken feathers on your bat? You are the savior of the world. You are ugly but you want to be beautiful! A tattered painting can make people live or die. Are you still licking your face and comparing yourself to the real world? You are really a frog in the well, deaf and blind, a dung beetle is compared to an elephant, and you are just wishful thinking!"

Bai Hao wanted to say something, but found that he had nothing to say, so he didn't stop Shan You from talking.

Li Yuchu finally couldn't maintain the mask on his face, and couldn't bear it and roared in a low voice: "That's enough! Shut up!"

Shan You rolled his eyes at him: "Enough? It's enough for your grandma's legs! You say enough is enough? Do you care about my shit or my farts? What I fart is, and what I spray is you! I don't care. I’m sorry to use shit to describe you. Shit can also feed maggots. Why are you feeding maggots? Why are you feeding your lifeblood that is broken in two?!”

Qin Nan looked at Shan You in shock, admiring him very much. He was really good at slandering. Although he didn't distinguish between friend and foe, he didn't repeat his curse words, and they were all direct to the heart, with no regard for the life or death of others.

Li You hugged Jiang Jiang and ate melon quietly. It felt so good every time when Shan You cursed!

Of course, the premise is that you are not the one being scolded!

Recalling the half-month period when Shan You scolded him, Li You was heartbroken for a moment, but now it feels good to see others being scolded!

Qiong Ruiheng shook his head helplessly. He didn't really want to understand the adult world.

Zhao Wan and Song Huiru couldn't help but glance at Shan You, and the restless resentment on their bodies had mostly calmed down.

Li Yuchu's expression was visibly gloomy, and his last words seemed to have touched his taboo.

The dark night sky suddenly swept over with dark clouds, the stars and moon were covered, and darkness came. Only the fire Luo Lin had built in the cave had some faint light.

The originally quiet mountain forest suddenly became eerie and eerie. Qin Nan unconsciously grabbed Bai Hao's arm. He was not afraid, but it was too cold.

Bai Hao raised his hand to seal the secret, and the fire in the cave suddenly burned vigorously, and the blazing fire drove away the cold outside.

Seeing that Qin Nan was feeling more comfortable, Bai Hao ducked in front of Li Yuchu and punched out, but Li Yuchu's figure disappeared from the spot.

Li Yuchu: "Are you a little Taoist who knows how to do magic? You are so confident. This picture is my world. You can't see it in just these two moments."

Suddenly, Li Yuchu's figure appeared on the other side. He ignored Bai Hao and looked at Song Huiru, "My ghost king, it's time to go back."

As he spoke, Li Yuchu took out a string of copper bells and shook them gently. The bells collided and made a crisp sound.

Song Huiru, who was originally quiet, suddenly had a splitting headache, resentment raging on her body, and black ghost marks spread all over her body. She held her head and screamed in pain before losing consciousness. She lowered her hands and tilted her head to listen to the sound of the bell, then started to float towards the source of the sound. .

Luo Lin reached out and grabbed Song Huiru's wrist, and felt a biting coldness in his palm. It hurt so much that he subconsciously let go. Even though he held his wrist tightly, his hand couldn't help but tremble.

Seeing this, Zhao Wan floated in front of Song Huiru, reached out and held her shoulders to stop her from moving forward. They were both ghosts, so the resentment in her body had little effect on Zhao Wan.

On the other side, Bai Hao played the role of a Taoist dutifully, using spells and spells one after another, while Li Yuchu's image had lost its body and merged with the scroll, making all attacks ineffective.

But Bai Hao never stopped attacking.

Li Yuchu: "Little Taoist, you are useless, why are you so persistent? How about staying here together and practicing, isn't it also for immortality?"

The copper bell in Li Yuchu's hand kept ringing, and he was able to face Bai Hao's attack with ease.

Bai Hao: "Slaying demons, catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits is our way. If you trap the dead souls and confuse the realm of yin and yang, you will be punished by heaven if you act against nature! I will do justice for heaven!"

Bai Hao's words are resounding and his Taoism is firm!

Li You: "..."

Li You was stunned. Could Bai Hao say such a thing? To slay demons and protect the Tao? Just him? !

Shan You: "..."

Even though Shan You was not banned, he was still speechless. This black-hearted beast has such a shameless face!

Luo Lin, who was next to him, completely believed it! No wonder Bai Hao is so powerful and knows magic and so on. He turns out to be a Taoist!

Li Yuchu couldn't help but chuckle when he heard Bai Hao's "bold words".

Li Yuchu: "You are young and frivolous, but unfortunately, you have come to the wrong place."

As soon as he finished speaking, the iron chain that had previously disappeared appeared out of thin air again, sweeping towards Bai Hao like a snake.

Bai Hao hurriedly avoided the chains.

When Li Yu first saw this contemptuous smile, he really felt that Bai Hao was overestimating his abilities.

However, the next moment, his smile froze, and he suddenly returned to his true body, where he saw a seven or eight-year-old boy who had pulled half of the jade away from his waist.

He hurriedly reached out to catch it, but the child was as nimble as a monkey. He ran far away in the blink of an eye, and suddenly turned back and made a face at him.

Qiong Ruiheng returned to Qin Nan with the jade and thrust the jade into his hand.

Li Yuchu, who was chasing after him, was stopped by Bai Hao.

The Jade Jue fell into Qin Nan's hand, glowing faintly, and light golden light dust lingered on Qin Nan's fingertips.

This is his companion.

Qin Nan put the Yujue between his eyebrows and took it back into his body.

Once again, long-ago memories came flooding back.

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