Star Railway: I have told you, I am not Otto

After the Star Dome Train exited the Xianzhou Jade Realm Gate, Pam turned off the radio, set the train to auto-driving, and walked slowly to the observation car.

"Cough cough."

Pam Tactics coughed twice, put her hands on her hips, and said,

"The next destination of the train is to go to the 'Pinoconi' Lapa, known as the banquet planet, according to the pilot Himeko. But this train conductor feels that since this is not a mission, But we are going to a banquet... Then everyone, including the train, must dress appropriately, right?"

"Don't worry, leave it to me!"

March 7th was the first to raise his hand and said with a smile,

"Don't worry, Pam. With this girl here, I will definitely be able to help you choose the most suitable clothes and the most handsome style, and make everyone look beautiful!"

Ji Zi nodded gently, then looked at everyone and said:

"If you don't mind my aesthetics, um~... I can help too, right?"

"Teacher Jizi, you can be more at ease with your gaze."

Dan Heng put down the book in his hand and said,

"Everyone feels comfortable with the clothes you choose."

"I don't deny it either."

Walter nodded in agreement. It was okay to choose clothes for energetic young people like Xinghe Jingyuan on March 7, but to choose clothes for an old man like him who is over fifty years old... it would be somewhat inconsistent with common rationality. .

"Well~ The train itself has Mitsuki passengers and Jizi navigator. Of course, I, the conductor, can't worry about it."

Pam nodded and said,

"However, it's not just the unknown passengers who need to be cleaned and groomed. The train we are traveling on is also about to undergo a major cleaning. This train conductor thought, why not take advantage of the fact that there are still a few fairy boat days before the banquet starts? , let’s go to the nearest car wash star, clean the train, and participate in the Pinoconi feast with a brand-new attitude, what do you think?”

"Car Wash Star?"

Xing frowned in confusion, not only because she had never heard of this name before, but also because she felt that the name seemed to connotate something, but for a while she couldn't figure out what it was.

May May, who was on the side, didn't know what the Car Wash Star was, but he felt that he might not need to know at all, because the train would most likely not reach the so-called Car Wash Star during this trip.

The reason is also very simple.

When the long-awaited protagonist group decided to set off for another destination, but halfway through, everyone suddenly decided to go to an insignificant little place before going to the destination. If it were someone else, that insignificance might be really irrelevant. It's urgent.

But if it's the protagonist group... emmm, I don't think the screenwriter was too busy to add such an inconsequential plot in May.

Therefore, on the next journey to the car wash star, if nothing else, there will be an accident.

But May didn't stop him. After all, both he and the Prometheus duck beside him were happy to watch the new plot.

"Hmph, it seems that Star Passengers haven't heard of the existence of Car Wash Star!"

Pam crossed her waist proudly and said,

"But it doesn't matter. Let the great conductor, Pam, explain Pam to the new passengers on the train."

After saying that, Pam said nothing more. She just put her hands on her hips and looked at Xingxing expectantly, as if she was waiting for something.

Xing scratched his head in confusion, but Eleanor, who had just walked over, sighed slightly when she saw this, walked over and said:

"Thank you, the great conductor, for being willing to explain it to us."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah~~The passengers in July are my favorite~"

Pam nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Xing a little unhappy and said,

"Star passengers should also learn to order more handkerchiefs, but forget it this time, it's just a joke anyway... and the so-called car wash star, as the name suggests, is a planet in the universe that is responsible for cleaning work for various navigation fleets. Moreover, while the Car Wash planets are spread over a wide area in the universe, they are also very close to each other, so they can reach Pa quickly without starting an interstellar jump."

Xing nodded thoughtfully. He didn't expect that there was such a planet in the universe that was dedicated to washing cars for various navigation fleets. Did the workers already go to the universe?

"So, can we just hand the train over to the staff of Car Wash Star directly?"

Xing thought of this and asked Pam.

"Pam thought about it too, but unfortunately it didn't work out."

Pam shook her head helplessly and said,

"The staff of Car Wash Star are only responsible for wiping the exterior of the sailing fleet, that is, the surface area. As for the interior... you have to pay extra."

After saying this, Pam quickly added:

"It's not that the trains can't be afforded, it's just that it's more cost-effective to just wipe the outer shell... After all, if their price for scrubbing the surface area is reasonably affordable, then their price for cleaning the interior of the starship is outrageous and unreasonable."

"I can actually understand this."

Jizi nodded slightly to Xing and said,

"After all, ordinary starships are no better than star trains. Their interiors are intricate. The working range of the car wash star has suddenly changed from a surface area to a three-dimensional volume. There is nothing wrong with charging more... but they also provided settings A special internal cleaning threshold is not worth mentioning for the company’s superstar commercial ships, but for trains, this is unnecessary expenditure.”

After saying this, Ji Zi looked at everyone with a smile and added:

"Don't tell me that Pam and I are stingy. The funds saved will be used for future team building expenses, right?"

"Great!"

Hearing this, March 7th was the first to raise his hands and cheer, and everyone also looked at each other and smiled to show their understanding.

Looking at everyone's enthusiasm, Wuyue thought about it and gave up the idea of ​​just snapping her fingers and using mimetic authority to give the train a new look. After all, there would be no new plot.

"Then everyone, please sit tight and hold on to the party!"

Pam put her hands on her hips and said,

"This train conductor has set up a small program to go to the nearest car wash star. If nothing happens, we will arrive at the new car wash star in half an hour. By then, the outer wall of the train will be handed over to the staff of the car wash star. The interior will be handled by us. Myself!"

"Humph!"

After March 7 patted Xing's shoulder, he stood up from his position and said confidently,

"I can't do it. This time there is no interstellar jump. It's just a simple star track acceleration. Can I still fall down? Zhiyuan, do you want to try it too? It's very interesting!"

"Well... let's forget it..."

"Oh, there's no rejection option, right? Smile more to stay healthy physically and mentally!"

March 7 directly held Zhan Yuan's hand, then held up Xing next to him, and said,

"Come together, Xing! And Yaya, do you want to join our beautiful girl anti-fall team?"

"Humph."

Prometheus smiled confidently, then stood up from his seat, pointed to his feet and said,

"Organism, watch out, I was flying, my feet were not in direct contact with the train, how could I fall..."

"Clang!!!"

As soon as Prometheus finished speaking, she heard a violent shaking sound coming to the No. 2 Middle School. Unexpectedly, the gravity power bound to her and the train was unbalanced, and the whole duck fell to the ground.

"?"

Promethean Duck, who fell to the ground, slowly typed a question mark.

But before she could raise her head, Pam's grief-stricken voice came to her ears again——

"Car! Train! The new car I just picked up! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"