After time travel, my best friend and I exchanged supplies and became a rich woman
Chapter 108 Song Dezhu, you are serious! ! Too dog
When Chen Dongyue arrived at the backyard, the robbers didn't see anything. All they saw were a few horses running around because of fright, Song Dezhu standing in the stable with a dull look on his face... and three horses all over the yard. Dogs running around and barking.
Seeing the chaos in the backyard, the leading officer frowned and asked, "What's going on? How could the horse be so frightened?"
"Yes, it's this cow! It scared our horse!" The postman hiding in the corner pointed at Song Dezhu and cursed: "We originally wanted to take the horse out and prepare to change the horse for the military men, but when we walked to the cow , the cow happened to fart and startled the horse!
The horse, which was already frightened, turned around and saw this strange thing wrapped in gauze. It was frightened again. We couldn't hold it back, so we let the horse run away..."
When the postman said this, a frightened horse suddenly rushed towards him.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the leading officer was about to rush out and pull the horse's rope, but he heard someone shouting from the side: "Be careful, get out of the way!!!!"
Everyone saw someone suddenly appear next to the postman who was about to be kicked down by the horse.
That person is Miss Guaili, shopkeeper Chen Dongyue and Chen.
I saw her flying kick... directly on the horse's butt, and then the horse flew sideways...
Also kicked away was Yitiao dog, who was barking beside the horse...
"Plop, boom, boom!!!!"
The horse flew five or six meters.
The dog flew directly outside the wall.
"Uu~~~~Uu~~~~Uu~~~~"
The horse is moaning.
"Ouch ouch ouch ouch~~~~~"
The dog is screaming.
"hiss....."
Everyone present felt a pain in their buttocks for the horse.
Standing for the dog...it hurts all over my body.
Who is this man? This man's legs are so strong that he can actually kick a horse over! The dogs flew out of the wall!
The military men all sighed to themselves, "This guy has a leg."
"Don't stand still and bring the horses back!"
The leading officer shouted loudly, calling back the souls of everyone present.
Three or five military masters rushed to pull the horse.
The leading officer looked deeply at Chen Dongyue.
Seeing someone looking at her, Chen Dongyue sheepishly ran over and patted the horse's butt. The horse was frightened, stood up from the ground, and ran away with a "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay".
Chen Dongyue, who was slightly embarrassed, could only lick her face and said hehe: "The incident happened suddenly, and I didn't mean to kick the horse on purpose. But don't worry, Master Jun, the horse seems to be fine, and it can run quite well." .....Oh, here we go again!!!"
At this point, the horse that ran away came towards Chen Dongyue again. Chen Dongyue quickly got into position and prepared to kick the stubborn horse over again.
Fortunately... the leading officer flew up and climbed directly onto the horse, then pulled the reins on the horse and reined in the horse that was charging towards Chen Dongyue.
At this time, Chen Dongyue and the horse looked at each other in confusion. There was only a fist distance between them.
"What are you doing?!" Chen Dongyue cursed: "You kid still holds grudges?!"
After saying that, she raised her hand and wanted to give the horse a big ancestral cock fight.
But when she looked up, she found the leading officer riding a horse, looking at her coldly.
"Hehehehe," Chen Dongyue smiled awkwardly at the leading officer and raised her hand directly in a gesture of invitation, "Master, please please~~~ I won't hinder you."
The leading officer did not answer, but turned to the people behind him and shouted: "Have the horses been replaced?"
"Change it!!"
"Changed!!"
"alright!!"
There were several responses from behind.
The leading officer asked Yi Cheng, who had been hiding in the corner, to get the paperwork back, and then said coldly: "Open the door!"
The postmaster and the postmasters quickly removed the five or six bolts on the backyard door.
Before leaving, the leading officer said to Yi Cheng again, "Brandism has been rampant recently, and your interrogators need to be more careful.
If you encounter unknown persons, do not have a direct conflict with them and report them to your superiors as soon as possible. "
After saying that, he glanced at Chen Dongyue, who was arguing with the postman about whether Song Dezhu was responsible for the trouble.
The Yi Cheng followed the leading officer's gaze and looked at Chen Dongyue... and then explained: "Don't worry, that man, we have checked the road guide several times and there is no problem. It was given by the government office. It’s very accurate. Even what the cow looks like is written on the road guide.”
"I didn't refer to that person specifically," the leading officer withdrew his gaze, "Just be careful and careful."
"Okay," Yi Cheng nodded, "We must pay more attention."
After giving these instructions, the leading officer shouted to his subordinates, "Let's go!!"
Then a group of five people filed out.
After these people left the inn, someone caught up with the leading officer riding at the front and asked tentatively: "Boss Song, the man who kicked the horse just now seems to be quite capable.
We are going to Liaozhou to suppress bandits. What we are short of is manpower. How about we go and bring that person with us? Didn't Yi Cheng say that the man came from Fucheng and his identity was no problem? "
"That's a woman." The man who was called Song's head replied calmly.
"Female?!" The man who made the suggestion was very surprised, "From the looks of it, that person's size and strength don't look like a woman!"
"You haven't observed enough. Okay, don't worry too much about this kind of thing. It's more important to hurry up.
Along the way, every station we passed was talking about banditry. We must rush to Liaozhou to resolve this matter as soon as possible. "
After Song finished speaking, he clamped the horse's belly tightly and shouted "drive".
The person behind him also asked: "Aren't you going home? Your home is far away from here, and it only takes half a day to ride a horse!"
"No!!" Song turned his head back, "I'm fine at home."
After saying that, he urged his horse again and galloped away...
.....
Station.
"I'll say it again, this matter has nothing to do with our Song Dezhu! He didn't deliberately make himself like this, he is also in pain, right?!
You can't judge any animal by its appearance. Animals also have self-esteem! ! "
After Chen Dongyue finished speaking, she even touched Song Dezhu, who was in tears, "Okay, don't mess with this, don't listen to them, you are handsome."
"Are you sick?"
"Talk about cow farts, cow farts!!" Yi Cheng put things on track again, "If it hadn't been for the cow farts like you, the horses wouldn't have been frightened. The wooden fence of our stable It won’t be trampled, so, pay the money!!”
"...No, how can you prove that Song Dezhu put that fart?!"
Although she didn't know how much it would cost to repair a wooden fence, no matter how much it was, Chen Dongyue didn't want to spend this wasted money.
Just when the postman wanted to describe how loud the fart was, he heard another huge sound coming from the barn, 'Puff... Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff...'
The scene fell silent.
Two seconds later, there was a burst of laughter.
Even the old friends who were watching the fun upstairs laughed and shouted: "Young man, we have all heard the fart of your cow. Not to mention the horses are scared after hearing it, we have to crawl out of bed after hearing it." Get up and see where the explosion happened!!"
As soon as the old man finished speaking, bursts of laughter broke out in the entire inn.
Chen Dongyue was so angry that she noticed that Song Dezhu had a brain injury, then turned around and asked the postman, "Did you feed him carrots?!"
"Carrots? No..." mid-sentence, the postman grunted, and then hurriedly looked into a basket beside the cowshed, "I will use these radishes for cooking tomorrow. Now Well, it’s all finished by your cow!”
Yi Cheng immediately stretched out his hand and said, "To compensate, two baskets of radishes cost three hundred dollars, plus the money to repair the stables... Just give me five taels and forget about it. Or we can go to Dusi to reason!" "
"You guys are just robbing. If you go to Dusi, go to Dusi. Let me tell you, in our family, there is an official from hundreds of families here. When the time comes to call our family members to come forward, I won't be afraid that there will be no place to reason!"
Although Chen Dongyue didn't know where her family, a hundred households, were now, but... Yi Cheng had deceived her anyway, so she would definitely have to deceive him back.
Five taels! ! What a robbery.
When Yi Cheng heard that Chen Dongyue said that there was an official from a hundred households in his family, his heart began to beat.
Although he is a small household, he is not too afraid, but if this matter really breaks out, he can't really go to Dusi to make a fuss.
Who will be in charge of the stables at the inn?
Isn't this better than getting scolded?
So he could only make a slight concession, and Chen Dongyue naturally had to push the envelope. After the two bargained for a while, Chen Dongyue finally paid two taels of silver and paid it to the inn.
What a bad luck.
Chen Dongyue beat Song Dezhu even more overnight, and swore again that she would take Song Dezhu with her next time she went out. She was really, really, just a dog! !
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