After time travel, my best friend and I exchanged supplies and became a rich woman

Liaocheng is at the center of the storm.

Very peaceful.

The emperor recovered very well under the careful care of Doctor Yao and the humiliation of the Empress Dowager three times a day.

He could only speak vaguely in the beginning, but later he was able to curse at the Empress Dowager. Half a month later, his head could move within a certain range. This was quite an improvement.

The Empress Dowager said it was just right after it was restored to this state.

She told Doctor Yao not to think too highly of himself to the emperor.

If we really want to make this guy stand up, we have to break his legs again, which is quite troublesome.

Doctor Yao said that the Empress Dowager thought too highly of him and that he had already put in a lot of effort to keep the Emperor alive.

The only way to make the emperor stand up is to let him be reborn.

Perhaps it was because the two of them were old and had lived enough, so when they said these things, they did not avoid the emperor at all.

The two of them sat beside the emperor's bed, chattering non-stop.

The emperor couldn't pretend to be asleep, and he was so angry that he suddenly opened his eyes as if he was a zombie, and then cursed at the Empress Dowager.

However, the quarrel ended with the emperor being beaten with two canes by the Empress Dowager.

"Is he a Wattla in the head?!" As the Empress Dowager left, she pointed at the Emperor and asked angrily, "Why is he so stubborn even though he knows he is a cripple? Does he have a stubborn mouth disease?"

Upon hearing this, the emperor immediately retorted, "You old woman! Don't think I dare not kill you... Aoaoaoaoaoao, hit me again... Aoaoaoaoaoaoao, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong!! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!!!"

The damn old woman told you to stop hitting me, did you hear me? Aaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaa, I won’t dare to do it anymore, I won’t dare to do it anymore.

Forget it, if you want to, just beat me to death! Aoaoaoaoao, no, no, no, don’t beat me to death, don’t beat me to death, aoaoaoao…”

Doctor Yao stretched out his little finger and put it into his ear.

Such dramas were performed three times every day in the emperor's ward.

The old doctor's ears are almost callused from listening so much.

This pretend mother and son never get tired of playing!

It's so boring.

Another person who felt extremely bored was Dadunzi, who was watching the men on duty on the south gate tower.

He slumped over the parapet of the tower, muttering, "Why aren't they fighting yet? Why are everyone so restrained and calm? Why hasn't anyone come to attack? Is there really no one......"

Do you want to enter the city and kill the emperor?

So boring.

As another master of Dadunzi, Nanfeng slapped him on the butt and said, "Get down here, kid! The people on the other side might think we have a bear hanging on the city wall!

This step is not stable, if you fall again... "

Before he finished speaking, he heard Chen Dongyue's shout from behind: "Zhang Dezhao! You want to die! Get down here now!"

When the big guy hanging on the pile heard that Chen Dongyue was coming, he stood up...

Then there was a "crackling" sound.

Everyone looked at Dadunzi in horror.

Dadunzi raised his hands and yelled, "It's not me! It's not me!!"

The frightened Chen Dongyue patted his chest, walked up to Dadunzi in two or three steps, and gave him a big shoulder fight, "I told you not to stand properly!!"

"......Sister, I didn't make that noise!" Dadun flicked the dust off his shoulder and asked Chen Dongyue, "Did you hurt yourself?"

".......It hurts so much! What on earth did that damn kid eat these days? How can he get fat just by guarding a city wall?!"

Chen Dongyue looked at Dadunzi with disdain and said, "If it doesn't work out, come with me to patrol the streets!

I now patrol three shifts a day and can walk 50,000 steps a day. If you follow me, your legs will definitely become stronger.”

"......Sister-in-law, Dadunzi is now a member of the Beilin Army, have you forgotten?" Nanfeng had to remind Chen Dongyue.

Chen Dongyue then said "Oh~~~" and greeted Li Xiucai and Prince Yong'an who were walking towards her, "Hello Prince! Hello Xiucai!! Was it you who made the noise just now?"

"Dongyue is here," Prince Yong'an scratched his head and said, "I just accidentally pushed a catapult off the city wall."

Li Xiucai wiped his face in pain.

The rest of the people were all shocked.

"With our level...can we really fight a war?" Dadunzi asked sincerely.

"No, let me explain. I originally wanted to lift the catapult a little higher so that the gunpowder could be thrown farther.

I didn’t expect that the wheel of the catapult would get stuck without turning, and if I wasn’t careful…”

After Prince Yong'an explained this, he began to scratch his head again.

He just meant well but ended up doing something bad.

"Then... do you still want the catapult?" Chen Dongyue looked outside the city wall. "It looks like it's still intact."

"Forget it..."

Before Prince Yong'an could finish his words, he was interrupted by Dadunzi, "Yes, yes, yes, yes. Why not? We only have six catapults here. Since they are not broken, we must take them.

That thing is very light, I can carry it by myself, I'll go get it!"

After saying that, Dadunzi was about to go down the city wall.

Nanfeng was about to follow when he saw this.

But he was stopped by Chen Dongyue, "Those of you who know how to fight should not leave your post without permission. There are not many decent people here. Dadunzi and I will go."

After saying that, Chen Dongyue followed Dadunzi and ran down the city wall.

Prince Yong'an asked Li Xiucai, "Did Dongyue say that I am not a decent person?"

"Ah~~~ Prince, please don't distort the meaning of the master!" Li Xiucai explained: "She just means that you don't know how to fight."

............

This explanation is even more infuriating.

Chen Dongyue and Dadunzi, who got down from the city wall, asked the soldiers guarding the gate to open the small door.

Two people sneaked out through the crack in the door and saw the place where the catapult fell at a glance.

Just as the two of them were walking along the city wall and approaching the catapult, Chen Dongyue suddenly seemed to see something, and he squatted down beside the catapult, then pulled off the big pillar.

Dadunzi asked, "What's going on? Are there enemies?!"

"Speak louder and call everyone over!" Chen Dongyue scolded in a low voice.

Dadunzi then lowered his voice and asked, "Sister, don't keep me in suspense now! Tell me quickly, what happened?"

"Look there!" Chen Dongyue pointed with his chin to a small path in the distance that went east along the city wall.

Dadunzi looked for a long time, ".......what!? There's no one on the road."

"Look carefully!" Chen Dongyue said again.

She didn't mean to keep it a secret. She was actually afraid that the distance was too far and she might have seen it wrong.

Dadunzi squinted his eyes and looked carefully, suddenly!

“Ahhhhhhhh, the camphor tree has become a spirit! The camphor tree is running!!”

The 200-pound child covered his mouth tightly and whimpered.