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Chapter 10 Yangzhou Skinny Horse (A trick to coax your wife?)
From that day on, no matter how much he coaxed, Jiang Wantang never gave him a good look.
When it was time to return to Beijing, Jiang Wantang said: "You go back, I'll play here and then go back!"
Pei Yu became anxious and killed decisively in front of the ministers. He was so cold and majestic that he could not say a word at this time. Seeing Jiang Wantang's determined face, he turned his back and ignored himself.
He frowned, thinking hard, and suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he turned and left.
[The system worriedly said: Wanwan, he is an emperor after all. You should give him some face. He is so humble. He washes and massages his feet, talks softly, and gives him many treasures! 】
Jiang Wantang: What? Are you feeling distressed? How about you become the queen?
As soon as I finished speaking, the system slipped again!
Here, Pei Yu asked the guards to go to the bookstore and buy all the reading books that women liked to read. Late at night, after Jiang Wantang fell asleep, he began to study them carefully, trying to find out how the men in them coaxed the women away after they became angry.
Pei Yu swore that he had never read government affairs that seriously. However, the protagonists in these books were all in love with each other, and their love was as strong as gold. There were no quarrels at all.
He got angry: "What the hell is this written? It's not true at all!!"
That night, everyone who wrote scripts in Yangzhou City was arrested.
They looked at the gloomy emperor, trembling, wondering what happened. For a moment, they recalled everything they had done since childhood, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I am a good citizen. I have never committed any crime since I was a child. Even the emperor cannot frame people at will. Yep! That's it!
A series of guards filed out, orderly bringing out tables and paper and pens and placing them in front of them.
The emperor gave an order: "Write!"
Everyone was in panic, and one of the more courageous people asked tremblingly: "Write, what to write?"
"Write about how to make your wife happy. If you write well, you will be rewarded!"
Everyone looked at each other in confusion. Seeing this, Pei Yu said coldly: "What? Is there a problem?"
"No, no..." everyone said in unison, and immediately began to write furiously.
It's just that most people frowned. In this world, only women have always been able to please men. How can they have any experience in coaxing women? However, it might work if the positions of men and women are reversed... right?
In the early morning of the next day, before it was dark, the battered people helped each other and left through the side door. After returning, some people packed their bags without stopping and left Yangzhou City with their families.
After Pei Yu and others left, he shook his head and flipped through one page with his panda eyes.
After a moment, he slapped the table angrily: "What the hell, it makes no sense!!"
Liu Quande approached cautiously and saw that it read
The first plan: sound seduction - use coquettishness and cross it out. Use a sexy and low voice to call her good brother (the word brother is crossed out) and sister. The emotion must be strong. If you call her a few more times, she will definitely surrender.
The second strategy: seduction - show her that she is your favorite, everyone else is just playing tricks! The eyes should be sincere, firm and affectionate.
The ultimate trick: Seduction - bite your lips, fiddle with your clothes, twist your waist and show off. Remember to keep your voice soft and your eyes charming!
Liu Quande pictured his Majesty doing these things in his mind, a laugh escaped his throat, and he immediately received a death gaze: "Liu Quande, do you want to separate your family?"
Wang Quande was scared: "No, our family doesn't dare..."
Pei Yu snorted coldly: "Get out of here, I'm tired of looking at you!"
After Wang Quande slipped away, Pei Yu looked around, stuffed the paper into his arms, and muttered: "There are so many, there must be one useful, right?"
Jiang Wantang knew nothing about this. But the system knew it. Seeing this funny scene, he almost died of laughter.
Jiang Wantang was awakened by its cackling sound: "I said, what kind of silly movie are you obsessed with again? You are smiling like this... It's weird. How did a tiger like you make such a sound?"
[System: Please, although I look like a tiger, I am actually an advanced robot. Is it weird to make such a sound? snort! 】
After calming down, he still couldn't restrain his inner desire to share. He vividly described the scene he saw to Jiang Wantang, and burst out laughing again after speaking.
[I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it! Pei Yu is such an emperor! Look what you've forced people into? 】
Jiang Wantang also smiled: "He's quite cute."
Cao Cao was about to arrive. The next second, Pei Yu crept close to the bed and carefully opened the curtain, but he didn't want to meet a pair of big round eyes.
His tall figure froze instantly, but he had experienced a big scene after all: "Tangtang, why did you wake up so early today?"
Jiang Wantang was silent, looking him up and down, and finally his eyes rested on his chest, and he took out a lot of paper inside at lightning speed.
In front of her, Pei Yu had always been unguarded, and he succeeded in an instant: "Tangtang, what are you doing? These are just boring government affairs. These things bother you the most, can you give them to me?"
Jiang Wantang ignored him and read ten lines at a glance. He felt that he was worthy of being a book writer and had such a rich imagination.
Wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes, she looked up at him and found that his head was hanging down, his face and neck were already red, and even his ears were stained with red.
Jiang Wantang smiled: "Why are you so cute!"
Pei Yu's inner embarrassment and shame immediately disappeared: Tangtang praised me for being cute! !
Jiang Wantang said with evil intentions: "Hmm~ Actually, I think his method is quite effective, at least for me. If you can do the third point, I will go back to the capital with you!"
Pei Yu leaned over to take a look, and the fear in his eyes reminded Jiang Wantang of the look in the eyes of his old Erha when he took a plane for the first time.
She tried hard to suppress the smile on her lips and continued to act: "Oh, those who say they are willing to do anything for me are all lies! Men, they are all liars!"
Pei Yu believed it to be true. Looking at Jiang Wantang like this, he gritted his teeth and thought: Isn't it just seduction? arrange!
Then he hugged Jiang Wantang and said in a dark tone: "Come with me to catch up on your sleep, and we'll talk about it tonight!"
For some reason, a bad premonition flashed through Jiang Wantang's heart: "How about forget it?"
Pei Yu rejected it outright: "I am the emperor. Once I say something, it is difficult to follow it. How can I forget what I said?"
Jiang Wantang wanted to say something else, but the man pressed him on his chest: "Be good, I'm so sleepy."
At night, the lights are bright
Pei Yu was dressed in gauze, and his strong muscles were looming. But his expression was stiff, like a forced good housewife.
Jiang Wantang: "Bad review, I said on the paper that I should bite my lip!"
Pei Yu paused and froze in place for a long while before slowly following the instructions.
Jiang Wantang: Well, don’t tell me, it’s quite exciting!
Then he criticized me again: "You have to twist your waist and sway your hips! Look in your eyes! Look in your eyes to be charming."
Pei Yu couldn't bear it anymore and rushed up like a beast, picked her up and threw her on the bed: "My husband is really inexperienced, Tangtang, come and demonstrate!"
"Hey, you...you're so arrogant~"
The next second, she was speechless. The fragile bed creaked until dawn.
When Jiang Wantang woke up again, he was in another place. She sat up holding her sore waist. Looking around, I found that I was already on the boat heading to the capital.
As soon as my noodle-like legs touched the cabin, I suddenly felt dizzy and started to retching uncontrollably.
Jiang Wantang muttered: "It's strange, I've never been seasick before."
She felt vomiting again while speaking. How could she, who is so delicate, bear this? "System, give me a seasickness pill."
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