Douluo 2: I dressed up as Huo Yuhao’s biological sister

Let’s not talk about how many corrupt officials were uncovered in the Tiandou Empire later.

Take the Tang Clan group with white faces and green Tang characters and the Xiao Hongchen group with white faces and no faces. After spending a short period of time together, they unexpectedly developed a strange feeling of mutual appreciation.

Apart from the disputes over positions between the two sides, everyone was laughing and scolding without distinguishing between friend and foe, and they returned to Shrek Academy in harmony, just like old friends who had been together for more than ten years.

"Finally!" Pei Ran cried with joy as he stepped onto the ferry. "If I keep going on like this, I feel like I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow! Especially this stinky fruit, it's so stinky! I need to pickle it!"

"You still say that!" However, many of the people who were exactly number ten glared at him.

Pei Ran silently shrank his neck with an innocent look on his face.

"I think you are unlucky." Xu Sanshi complained without hesitation, "I'll go out with you.

Either stepping into a manure pit or being forced to hang upside down from a weeping willow,

Or a psychedelic fungus would fly into your mouth for no apparent reason, and then you would try to snatch milk from a baby monkey that was being fed by a crocodile monkey that we passed by. The mother monkey wouldn't allow you to do that, and you snatched the baby monkey away without saying a word, causing us to be chased by the monkeys for three days and three nights.

After finally returning, I was able to crush the nest of the stinky fruit with one foot, making us all stink! "

He hurled a series of accusations without stopping, without even taking a breath, and concluded: "I don't know how you grew up like this."

Pei Ran's face turned green, and Bian Quan on the side was adding fuel to the fire with an excited look on his face.

"Congratulations, brother." Bian Quan patted Xu Sanshi on the shoulder with a sympathetic look on his face. "I understand how you feel. Wen Caifeiran is always able to be unique, ingenious, and unique when he is in trouble..."

“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” Pei Ran covered Bian Quan’s mouth and dragged him into the cabin, “You’re the only one who talks too much, ah!”

"Mmmm!" Bian Quan struggled.

For a moment, the hull began to shake uncontrollably.

"Excellent writing! Big mouth Bian Quan!!!"

Seeing that the hull was unstable, You Sheng shouted loudly, but it was still too late. As expected, the hull... suddenly cracked into a long crack, spreading from the stern all the way to the position of Pei Ran and Bian Quan.

!

Everyone was shocked. Could they be so unlucky? !

Huo Yunche subconsciously put his hand through Jiang Nannan's slender waist, and Xiao Xiao also leaned towards Wang Dong. Fortunately, the crack was just a simple crack, and there was no risk of lake water backflowing or capsizing for the time being.

Everyone then felt relieved.

result--

"Wow—"

A dark green beam of light descended from the sky. It was not going anywhere in the huge Poseidon Lake, but just happened to pass right by the side of the boat where everyone was. "Crack", the crack seemed to be encouraged, and it suddenly penetrated the entire boat in one go.

"Your uncle's literary talent is brilliant!" The crowd only had time to leave a string of curses, and then "splash--" they all fell into the water, except for Huo Yunche and Wang Dong who also saved You Sheng.

Along with it, there was a loud shout that could not tell whether it was happy or angry:

"Xuan Zi, an old friend is visiting, won't you give him some face?"

It was just a few simple words, but they carried an unprecedented sense of oppression. Huo Yunche and the others, who were originally flapping their wings to avoid falling into the water and floating on the water to watch the show, suddenly lost their strength. With a "plop" sound, they followed in the footsteps of the boys.

“Who is friends with you, the old poison monster who comes to tease my students?” Old Xuan stepped into the air with a drunken foot, raised the greasy wine pot, and instantly swept up the slightly embarrassed people on the Sea God Lake with vigorous soul power, and threw them casually on the Sea God Lake, then he comfortably took a sip of the old wine and said lazily, “No one comes to visit you for no reason. Tell me, what are you doing in our Shrek Academy?”

Behind him, there were several flashes of light, flying towards the outer courtyard.

Obviously, he went to maintain order in the outer courtyard.

"Come and ask for a glass of wedding wine."

The Poisonous Old Monster stood with his hands behind his back, a faint green beam of light rising with the wind. He looked like a fat old man with a rosy complexion and skin as tight and smooth as a kindergarten student... Well, this state is really a bit enviable.

In fact, he doesn't look that old. Judging from his appearance, he looks no more than twenty years old. Only his long dark green hair, which looks like the Mediterranean style of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, and the undisguised vicissitudes and cunningness in his eyes can reveal some traces of time on him.

Of course, maybe he kept that Mediterranean hairstyle on purpose. After all, there shouldn’t be any worries about baldness in Douluo Continent.

Huo Yunche used his soul power to dry his clothes and ate the melon with relish. After all, he still had Old Xuan to hold up the sky if it collapsed.

"Why the wedding wine?" Old Xuan raised his eyes lazily, "There's no need to be stingy with a glass of wine."

As he spoke, he tapped the wine jug with his fingertips, and the wine jug, which he never left behind, suddenly burst out with an incredible force, cutting through the sky and heading straight towards the old poison monster.

The old monster Du snorted coldly, and the dark green soul power only flashed for a moment, and the wine jug that was rushing forward suddenly stopped halfway. He reached out his hand, grabbed the wine jug and poured it into his mouth.

"Good wine! You are still as good a glutton as ever!"

"It's just two taels of farmer's wine diluted with water..." Old Xuan said slowly.

The old monster Du froze for a moment, his eyes fixed on the wine jug in his palm.

"You can destroy them at will. I have at least eight hundred similar wine jugs, if not a thousand." Old Xuan took out another wine jug and took a sip, then waved happily at the old monster Du.

Poisonous Monster: ...

I don’t know whether it’s embarrassing or not.

Anyway, Huo Yunche was quite embarrassed for him. This wave of pretense was simply a slap in the face.

“Oh my! My Lord Sect Master, I told you not to be impulsive! Wait for the Young Sect Master to come, and then visit Shrek Academy together! Why did you come here by yourself to cause trouble?!”

A figure hurried to the side of Shrek Academy and shouted at the poisonous monster floating in the air.

“Making trouble?! Who are you calling trouble?! Do you think I’m making trouble?” Du Guai blew his beard and glared at the guy who made trouble for him. When his eyes touched the smiling young man next to that guy, he quickly restrained himself and rubbed his palms with an embarrassed look. Then he turned around and shouted at Xuan Lao, “Who is that, Xuan Zi! I won’t bother with you today. Hurry up and open the door of Shrek Academy. We in the Benti Sect have something important to discuss!”

Having said that, he turned around in a hurry and headed towards the gate of Shrek Academy.

He walked and muttered to himself.

"Please don't delay me from seeing my dear grandson..."