After passing through the book, he licked the cannon fodder and stopped following the plot.
Chapter 1: Still hacking me after I’m offline
"Finally we can leave, let's get started." The arrogant young man stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking up at the dark night sky.
"Okay, the parallel time and space passage is opening." A cold mechanical voice sounded in Cheng Yi's ears.
This is the fifth year Cheng Yi has been here. After completing the brainless dog-licking cannon fodder plot given to him by the system, he made a perfect curtain call.
I just got the chance to go back and am ready to leave.
"Young master, I finally don't have to suffer from this bad attitude anymore. Goodbye to you." Cheng Yi moved his wrists. After five years, he could finally release his true nature.
Five years ago, Cheng Yi, who had just graduated from college, was almost raped for his bravery. In his hazy consciousness, he heard the voice of the system wanting to sign an agreement with him.
Not wanting to die, he readily agreed.
However, there was no time to ask clearly about the terms of exchange.
He was kicked into this mindless and cool article about being a scumbag, a scumbag, and an invincible dog-licker. Xiaoyi, who was sent to take over his system, popularized what a scumbag, a bastard, and a dog-licker are.
Only then did he realize what pit he had fallen into. He only asked for one condition: that he could live.
I really regret not giving the system a big blow.
I thought it was at least a protagonist, but who would have thought that it would actually be a supporting role that runs through the whole story.
He has worked diligently for the past five years and has not dared to breach the contract at all: mainly because he would be electrocuted if he broke his character.
Cheng Yi, who had only a superficial understanding of dog licking in the past, had reached a new limit more than once.
I can't understand the brain circuit of the dog-licking cannon fodder, and some of the stupid and socially stupid things he does, but I can't refuse.
Over the past five years, he has evolved. From the very beginning, even Zigong would blush when he held 99 roses in public and expressed his affectionate confession.
I want to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Now that I say I love you, I can't live without you, even if you only treat me as a substitute.
He could say these disgusting words without changing his face, and his face still showed three parts love, three parts fanaticism and four parts infatuation.
He even owes him an Oscar for Best Actor!
In the past few years, I have been licking and attacking Lin Yi, including but not limited to. When Zha Gong opens a room, he gives him a condom, and when Zha Gong is angry, he chases her.
In the end, Zha Shou, who felt sorry for him and was about to cry, left him alone on the mountain.
Fortunately it was summer, otherwise the system couldn't save him. He almost froze to death that night and was sick for a week.
Lin Yi hooked his hand and pushed him forward again.
There was also Huo Qing, the scumbag who drugged him to test the scumbag's loyalty. A young master from a wealthy family had to do such a mindless thing.
When Cheng Yi first learned about the plot, he looked like a black man with a question mark face. If he hadn't had a system, he would have been ruined by these two people.
One or two of TM's don't talk too much, and they don't misunderstand or create misunderstandings. It's like they have that serious disease.
"The channel is set up! Goodbye host, I hope you have a bright future and find a great man who loves you."
"Well, Xiao Yi too, bye." Cheng Yi's brows were filled with arrogance that could not be concealed.
Within ten minutes, a dark hole as tall as a person appeared in front of Cheng Yi. He couldn't control the smile on his face and his eyes lit up.
When he was about to leave, he suddenly remembered something and stopped.
Looking at the world he had experienced for five years, Cheng Yi took a deep breath and turned around. Wanting to indulge one last time, he clasped his hands to his mouth.
"You uncle's bastard, Lin Yi and Huo Qing, you two are a perfect match for each other. Don't be disgusting."
"Boom~~" The ear-splitting thunder resounded through the night sky, hitting Cheng Yi in the face, and he fell unsteadily into the passage.
The second before I lost consciousness, I was still thinking: No, I'm offline and you won't let me vent a few words!
……
When Cheng Yi regained consciousness again, he seemed to hear noisy noises around him.
"Dad, will Mu Xiao accuse him unjustly? It's not like you don't know what kind of virtue he is?"
The sharp and piercing female voice reached the eardrums, Cheng Yi's head was dizzy and he opened his eyes hazily.
"That's enough, no one should disturb Xiaoyi's rest here." Qin Qi's dragon-head crutch fell heavily to the ground with a sullen face.
"Dad, we don't have to force you. We just choose someone from the side branch. They are not bad either. Cheng Yi really went too far this time. If Mu Xiao hadn't noticed it in advance, wouldn't Mu Xiao have been ruined?"
Qin Boming winked at his wife and said earnestly.
"I've said enough. To you, being petty is just a trouble. Then get out of the old house. I can still make the decision in the Qin family."
Qin Qi was angered by his words and stared at his eldest son who had been ready to make a move for a long time.
"Grandpa..." Cheng Yi, who had not yet fully regained consciousness, felt as if he had returned home in a daze, and grandpa was still calling him by his nickname.
"Xiaoyi, grandpa is here." Qin Qi heard Cheng Yi's voice and waved to the bodyguard behind him.
He signaled those who disturbed Cheng Yi to be kicked out.
He was sitting in front of the hospital bed with a gentle look on his face, looking at his grandson who had been in pain for several years.
"Humph~" Seeing this scene, He Qiuwan was even more angry, but it was not a good thing to encounter such a tall and powerful bodyguard.
Carrying the bag and holding her husband's hand, she chose to leave.
"Dad, think about it carefully." Qin Boming was still disgusting before leaving.
"Get out of here or not!" The old man angrily threw his cane at his son, who could only oppose him.
His movements were quick and agile, and he didn't look like an old man in his seventies.
In fact, he is in great shape and doesn't need crutches at all, that's why he uses them.
First, he saw that several old brothers were using crutches, and second, he saw how easy it was for his brothers to beat people with crutches.
A few snaps will relieve the anger.
"Xiaoyi, grandpa is here, don't be afraid, no one dares to hurt you."
This was the last sentence Cheng Yi heard, and he fell asleep again.
It wasn't until it was light again that I woke up with a frown on my face.
"I'm sorry! My head hurts so much, and this thunder is so powerful?" He closed his eyes tightly, feeling the soft bed underneath him, and reached out to touch his head.
Why does it feel so painful when I move?
"Huh?" When his fingertips touched the gauze, Cheng Yi's eyes suddenly opened and he looked at the unfamiliar scene in front of him.
It has a Chinese-style decoration, Huanghuali tables, chairs, beds, and even the windows are hollowed out.
"Xiaoyi? Didn't you say go home? Where is this?"
"And my head, what's going on?" He covered his head and crawled out of bed and wandered around the room.
its not right! He clearly heard grandpa's voice.
What's worse, didn't his grandfather pass away?
Three months before Cheng Yichuan's book, grandpa passed away peacefully, so what was the sound he heard.
"Sizzling...la...due to...reasons...the passage is sizzling...distorted...the host..."
The sizzling mechanical sound made Cheng Yi's head hurt even more.
"Shut up, I'll give you my points first, and fix yourself first."
As soon as these words came out, there was no harsh and unpleasant sound of electricity. Cheng Yi felt that the world had become quiet. He found a mirror in the room.
After making sure that his handsome face was not crooked and that nothing was wrong except his head, the system managed to repair its own program.
"Host, you're out of your mind! You have to say a few words of joy at the last moment, right? You could just go home fine, but now the consciousness of the world has split and twisted the passage. We don't know which small world we are in. Are you happy? Got it!!!"
A crackling roar came, and the anger in the words could be heard in the system's originally emotionless mechanical voice.
The tenderness that Cheng Yi felt when he was about to leave the world disappeared, revealing his true nature.
"Huh???" Cheng Yi, who wanted to complain that the system was too weak, was stunned on the spot.
"In a word, you can't go back, and your points are only enough to repair part of my program."
The system in Cheng Yi's mind looked at his virtual body that was full of holes, and his eyes were filled with distress.
How long will it take to make up for this? Why did I tie up such a stupid host?
I even lost my original capital on a mission, woo woo woo~~~
"No, tell me again, I seem to be hallucinating?" Cheng Yi hadn't yet digested the fact, and he backed away in shock.
Unexpectedly, his legs hit the foot of the bed and he fell heavily on the bed.
"You owe me three hundred and ninety-six points now. When will you pay it back? When will you save up the points to take home? From now on, you will sell yourself to me to pay off the debt."
The system transformed a palm-sized transparent man in front of Cheng Yi and kicked him in the face.
Although it didn't hurt, it still wanted to vent its anger.
"Why are you so small?" Cheng Yi said blankly, still wanting to reach out and touch it.
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