When the apocalypse comes, salted fish will only make bubbles

Sun Muchong and Sha Jingjing waited at the edge of the desert for two days before finally getting Pei Chonglin and Zhu Daneng back.

But when they got closer, they realized that their young master looked very ugly, as if someone owed him a large sum of money and refused to pay him back.

Before Sha Jingjing could come forward, Pei Chonglin opened his mouth and asked for something from her: "Water, hand sanitizer, and by the way, find me a set of clean clothes, I want to change right away!"

After saying these words, he went straight to the car, looked down at his hands, took a deep breath, and gave up on getting in the car.

After being deceived by Li Ying, he actually suspected that the statement about the figurines was false, but in the end it was a matter of disrespect to others, so let's clean it up first!

When he thought of Li Ying, he punched the roof of the car with his fist. Damn brat, he will remember this for the rest of his life!

Here, while Sha Jingjing was taking things out of the space, she asked Zhu Daneng, who was looking disappointed: "What's going on? There's going to be a big cleaning when you come back. Why, did you fall into the cesspit when you went out?"

After saying this, she stared at Zhu Daneng's half-flattened backpack and asked curiously: "By the way, don't you bring spare water and clothes? Why don't you just change them for him?"

"Well...hehe, it's a long story!"

Zhu Daneng rubbed his lips and smiled stupidly, not daring to say anything. He followed their young master all the way back, and he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to breathe!

After Li Ying patted the camel's butt and walked away gracefully, their young master's expression was terrifying. At that time, he thought that he couldn't afford to lose. He also said something for Li Ying, whoever wins will take it away. This was said in advance. Okay, you can’t go back on your word!

Good guy, with just this sentence, Zhu Daneng couldn't open his mouth for a long time. If he didn't shut up, their young master directly used his superpower to shut him up.

It wasn't until he saw Sha Jingjing and the others that he was liberated. It was like this. If he didn't have a long memory, his life would be really boring.

well! That Li Ying is too down-to-earth, at least leave something to coax their young master! It's more or less my intention.

When Sha Jingjing saw him hesitating like this, she knew something was wrong, and immediately glared at him sideways: "Stop being so pretentious, where can you grow after being out for two days? Don't tell me!"

To be honest, their young master's mood is usually quite stable, and no one around him dares to make him unhappy except to praise him, so it's hard to see him with such an emotional side.

It's a pretty face, but it's cold and smelly, so it's a record-breaking one.

Zhu Daneng had held back what he wanted to say, but he couldn't say it out at will. Especially the part about betting on camels was so exciting that no one shared it, which was like being punished.

Just as he was hesitating whether to cut off the head or tail, he suddenly felt a chill on his back and the hairs stood up on his back.

This was because their young master had spotted him. Zhu Daneng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and kindly reminded Sha Jingjing:

"Well, why don't you send it to the young master quickly, otherwise I'm afraid he will spontaneously combust later!"

His anger has not subsided at the moment. If he reveals that he lost before betting, wouldn't it be a slap in their young master's face? It would be strange if he doesn't get angry.

Zhu Daneng had just been blocked and had been holding it in for a long time, but Zhu Daneng hadn't recovered yet. He didn't want to be blocked a second time.

Sha Jingjing counted the things she took out, but when she saw that she didn't ask anything, she poked Zhu Daneng on the chest and urged him: "Hey! Zhu Daneng, you have grown up and become more capable!"

Sun Muchong, who was on the side, could see that Zhu Daneng was worried about their young master, so he simply spoke to help him out: "Okay, Lao Sha, I think the young master's face is not good, so don't wait any longer. Send him over first. It's not too late to ask again when you find an opportunity."

"All right!"

Sha Jingjing reluctantly agreed, then carried her things and went to work, leaving Sun Muchong to raise his eyebrows at Zhu Daneng: "Is something big happening?"

"Ah!"

Zhu Daneng gave a fake smile, then sat down on the ground and started to pack his backpack. The senior brother was very clever. He was afraid that he would be trapped in it accidentally. At that time, he was afraid that even their young master and Li Ying would hug each other. You have to tell everyone.

Frustrated in love and failed in the casino, their young master's face has been stepped into the sand and rubbed all over. It's strange that it looks good.

"Why, did the young master really fall into the manure pit?"

Zhu Daneng raised his eyelids and glanced at him, but did not answer. He thought to himself that if their young master heard this, the senior brother and Lao Sha would also be silenced.

I really want to be in trouble together.

Seeing that he was not moved, Sun Muchong scratched his ears and continued to tease: "So he was molested by the Bull Demon King's wife?"

Didn't they go to the Flame Mountain Base? Maybe they actually had some romantic encounters. He didn't believe their young master was teasing others, but there were indeed many people who were thinking about their young master. Maybe someone wanted to keep him as the village's wife.

However, his joke also failed to make Zhu Daneng relax. After hearing this, he suddenly turned his head and glanced at the young master over there who was desperately washing his hands. Then he grinned and said: "There is no Bull Demon King. There is Liu Demon King. He is your senior brother." No sworn brothers!"

"There's really something going on." Sun Muchong thought there was something going on.

"No."

Zhu Daneng resisted what he was about to blurt out and immediately denied it. In his heart, he felt that his senior brother's words were funny. There was no Bull Demon King or Princess Iron Fan, but their young master seemed to have really molested someone and touched him. Several times!

However, in the end, the teasing failed and he was tricked. He paid off the wife and then lost the soldier... Forget it, he was the soldier and he didn't lose the soldier. The wife didn't pay the compensation, she ran away on her own.

In short, the senior brother may never guess correctly, but he seems to be on point.

Zhu Daneng thought about it for a while and felt that it would be better to choose an auspicious day to talk about this matter behind their young master's back, so he pointed to his mouth in embarrassment: "Elder brother, although I want to talk to you about my feelings, Lao Zhu, but I'm afraid of being cursed by the young master again!"

Sun Muchong: "Can't you say?"

Zhu Daneng shook his backpack and whispered: "I want to give you a message."

"what?"

"Curiosity killed the cat." Although it was not that serious, Zhu Daneng couldn't think of anything else to say.

After hearing this, Sun Muchong also wanted to poke Zhu Daneng a few times: "I'm curious about what's going on with the cat. That's outrageous!"

Zhu Daneng rolled his eyes, thinking that it would be better to waste less brain cells, and simply refused to continue the conversation: "It's an exaggeration. In short, it's better to ask less about the young master's affairs!"

Sun Muchong punched Cotton, pointed at him and gritted his teeth: "You have indeed grown up and become more capable."

Zhu Daneng didn't say anything anymore, just lowered his head and continued to work, but he kept complaining in his heart, brother, how can I have long ability? I clearly have long memory, but my memory is poor and I forget it quickly. You can ask again after a while. Try it again!

Sha Jingjing on the other side saw that their young master was almost peeling off his hands. She felt distressed and curious. She couldn't stand it anymore. She quickly advised him: "Okay, young master, this world is in tatters, with flesh and blood everywhere, and urine and feces everywhere. Bacteria are everywhere. Pay attention to hygiene in moderation. If you go too far, you will have psychological problems!"

Young Master Pei, who has had close contact with feces and urine: ...why are his bodyguards so good at talking!