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In a small office space, Deadpool and several of his mercenary friends were sitting behind the desk, preparing to interview superpowers who came to join "Task Force X".Please () see the most complete!The fastest updated novel!

The first person to apply for the job, who claimed to be codenamed "Hustle", could change the ability to control electromagnetism to a certain extent, including the weak electromagnetic force of the human brain, which can cause people to think disorderly.After an experiment, Deadpool's teammates almost became incontinent. With such a ferocious ability, Deadpool decisively passed!

The second applicant, codenamed "Zagest", has the ability to spray corrosive acid from his mouth, which is a bit disgusting. All of his body fluids are highly toxic!This one must pass too!

The third person to apply was code-named "Broken Star". He had certain self-healing abilities and was very good at wielding a sword.This person, who is a "same" as Deadpool, is both "cheap" and must be admitted!

"Next!" Deadpool finally called out the key figure, the goal of Haotian's trip!

A black girl with an afro waved: "Hi, my name is Domino!"

Deadpool looked up: "What is your super power?"

Domino: "Lucky!"

Deadpool: "Is luck a superpower?"

Domino: "No! This is a super power!"

Deadpool: "Okay! You have the talent! You are admitted! Next one! Next one?!"

Deadpool's friend "Weasel" whispered: "This guy is nicknamed "The Invisible Man", he may have arrived!"

Deadpool: "But I can't see him at all! How can I admit him?"

"Weasel" said: "This just shows that he is awesome and his stealth skills are top-notch."

Then "Weasel" took out a blank photo and said, this is what he looks like...

If Haotian rushed here and saw this scene, he would definitely complain, "Qiba", why did you come to the United States? (It’s similar to a hundred thousand bad jokes. If you don’t understand, just pretend I didn’t say it.)

Ever since, this "invisible man" who had never been here or even said he existed was admitted!

Looking at the last photo, there was a handsome guy like James Bond, but then a fat uncle with a mustache came in!

Deadpool: "Uncle, are you sure this photo is of you? What super powers do you have?"

Fat Uncle: "Well, my name is Peter, and this is what I looked like when I was young. I was actually passing by and saw the advertisement was interesting, so I decided to come in and join in the fun."

Everyone: "..."

Deadpool stretched out his thumb: "Okay! I have the guts! The decision is yours!"

At night, Deadpool and the newly recruited people stayed in a small room. This guy took a watercolor pen and explained on the whiteboard the enemy they were going to face, "Cable"!A character who looks like a future warrior!Half of his body has an indestructible metal structure, and he holds a variety of weapons and firearms that transcend the times!

Boom boom boom!

Deadpool quietly asked his friends: "Weasel, who's knocking on the door, the police?"

"Adu, open the door!" Weasel called his dedicated driver, the Indian boy Adu, to open the door...

"Oh!!" Adu exclaimed: "Idol! Chen! Chen! You actually appeared in front of me, I can't believe it!"

After the door opened, everyone discovered that the person who came in was the well-known "Mr. Football" Chen Haotian.Although football is not popular in the United States, a pervert who has dominated world football for eight years has been profiled in the news and newspapers every day. Even a fool knows him, and some American police are ignorant...

"Quiet, young man." Haotian saw the embarrassing situation and quickly stopped Adu's roar, and then said: "Ahem, that's it. I came here specially to recruit an assistant. Her name is Domino. I heard that she can Bringing good luck, I say she is much needed.”

Deadpool shook his head: "No! Mr. Football, she is already a member of our x task force. I'm afraid she can't be your assistant..."

Haotian originally wanted to join the "Task Force X" first, and then consider poaching.But the moment he came in, he thought it would be better not to get caught up in the conflict between mutants, so he just got straight to the point and gave it a try, but unfortunately...

Haotian shook his head regretfully: "I'm sorry to bother you..."

"Wait! If Mr. Football is willing to join this operation, after everything is over, I will consider helping you to persuade him." Deadpool is a man. This guy has no means to achieve his goals. Even Domino, who seems to him to be useless, There are also fat uncles who have been recruited into the "X Task Force", not to mention Chen Haotian, who is known as the "Lower Body Superman"?

Haotian said with an indifferent expression: "Is it an operation to save the little fat man? No problem!"

Haotian originally recruited auxiliary members of the "Avengers", but in order to poach people, he joined the "Task Force Be a captain.

The black girl Domino asked Haotian with a strange look: "Mr. Football, are you sure you want to hire me as your assistant? Who told you that I would bring people luck?"

Haotian said: "Let's not mention this issue for now. We will discuss everything after the operation is over!"

However, Haotian did not expect that because of this "lucky" girl, the next day's operation would start with a "bloody collapse"!

The next day, a huge armored truck filled with controlled superpowers traveled all the way, preparing to transfer them to a new secret prison...

At the same time, high in the sky, in a transport helicopter, everyone was fully armed and ready to parachute at any time. It was Deadpool's newly formed "Task Force X"!

Deadpool was in the helicopter, crossing his arms in an X shape and saying: "From today on, we are called Task Force This is your chance to be an American hero! You will be brave when you jump 1300 feet! We are invincible!"

"Wow!!"

As if a BGM was playing, everyone was so inspired by this confusing and logical language that they cheered as if they had been given blood!

As a result, everyone came to the warehouse door one after another, ready to parachute at any time, but the fat uncle Peter was trembling.

Deadpool started waving: "Jump! Jump! Jump!"

Everyone, including Haotian, opened their arms and jumped from the sky one by one. Even the timid fat uncle was forced to kick out of the helicopter by Deadpool!

Bang!Deadpool was the first to deploy his parachute, but something unexpected happened and the parachute canvas suddenly tore.Deadpool lost resistance and fell onto a billboard, shattering all his bones upon impact!

Fortunately, his resilience was abnormal, and he was safe and sound for a few minutes, and he shouted to everyone still in the sky: "Hey! It's up to you! Heroes!"

However, what happened next will make Haotian unforgettable for the rest of his life, because after the parachute jump, everyone except Domino suffered a bloody start!

Moreover, except for Deadpool, Haotian, and Domino, everyone else died accidentally during the skydiving process! !

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