Naruto: I Have Iron Fangs

Minato had always thought that the so-called ninjutsu required ninjas to practice hard, learn from countless failures, slowly accumulate experience, and finally master it successfully.

Moreover, he himself is very talented and can learn everything in one go.

But now, he is looking at the future. He just sticks a note and activates chakra, and he learns!

Learned it!

I will!

Now!

……

Where can I go to reason with you?

He looked at the future with great bitterness, "Future, you said you would always be my little brother, but you can't surpass me, your eldest brother!"

Hearing this, Mirai, who was originally happy, suddenly had a bad look on his face. He squinted at Minato, "Who are you?"

(σ_σ)

"And don't mistake me for my little brother! Otherwise I will sue you for slandering me!"

Minato: (￣ェ￣;)

Skin!

Just pick up the skin!

Kushina had long been immune to the 'eye-catching' between them. She saw that there were three more stickers and asked curiously: "There are three more here, where do you plan to put them?"

These words brought the two of them back to reality. Mirai ignored Minato's eager expression. After thinking for a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Put one on my tail bone, so even if I'm tied up, as long as I'm not given drugs that restrict the flow of chakra, I can poke out the snake from the tail bone that won't have much effect and let it help me untie it!"

The three of them were stunned and looked at him in astonishment.

"Tail bone?"

"Where can I stick it?"

"I'll go, you have such a strong taste, you can think of places that I can't even think of!"

Future looked at them with joy, "Yeah, you can't even think of it, who would have thought of it!"

This idea of ​​mine is really genius.

As we all know, ninjas eat with their hands and are true craftsmen.

Therefore, many ninja villages will teach ninjas what kind of knots to use to effectively prevent ninjas from condensing chakra.

Or it may make them physically uncomfortable and unable to concentrate.

So when they bind people, they take special care of their arms, wrists, and even fingers.

Not to mention the inability to form a seal, even if the chakra is condensed, it is difficult to mobilize.

But this idea is very feasible.

Ninjas will focus on taking care of people's hands, and at most their feet, and don't care too much about other parts as long as they are not different from ordinary people.

The tail bone happens to be the place that people tend to overlook the most.

After all, as long as they are not perverts, who would like to look at people?

If he was really unfortunate enough to fall into the hands of the other party, he would be tied up with a rope by chance.

Then just condense a large amount of chakra in Huahua's place.

Even without hand seals, it is difficult to mobilize chakra, but because the mark is on the tail bone, as long as the amount of chakra is too much, chakra will always flow into the mark, and then you can summon a big snake to help you get out of trouble.

What a magical skill!

The more I think about the future, the more likely I think it is.

Naoshu covered his head and couldn't bear to look at it. He decided not to talk about the tail bone.

Then he asked: "Then there are two more!"

When Future heard him ask this question, he said without thinking: "It must be from your mouth!"

"On your lips?!" Minato was stunned, "What is this for?"

"The tattooed curse mark on my tail bone is a preparation to prevent me from falling into the hands of the enemy and being kidnapped. The same is true for the front."

As he said that, he took Minato's hand with his hand and said at the same time: "Come on, just like this, you hold my hand tightly!"

Kushina and Naoki both looked at him curiously. When they saw that the future was restrained and their hands could not move, they seemed to understand.

"You mean, you can summon a big snake unexpectedly through your mouth, thereby resolving the disadvantage!?"

Future nodded towards the rope tree and gave him an appreciative look.

This guy isn't that stupid. Look, he still has some brains.

"That's right, in this case, I will have a back-up, no matter from the front or the back, so I won't be afraid of being attacked from both front and back!"

(o?▽?)o

Kushina's expression became even weirder.

This guy puts a tattooed curse mark in his mouth, so he won't be afraid that when he has a little lip-to-mouth with his girlfriend in the future, he will subconsciously summon a big snake when he gets excited.

Just stab your girlfriend in the mouth?

"This... forget it... just make it happy!" She wanted to persuade him, but when she thought about the other party's perverted neurosis, she probably wouldn't listen to him.

Besides, if this guy doesn't change his character, I'm afraid no girl will be willing to be with him in the future.

She simply didn't bother to say anything.

"What about the last one?" Minato asked.

He agrees with his vision for the future. From now on, he will no longer be afraid of being kidnapped in the future.

After all, he would look very beautiful in women's clothing.

"The last one!" Future felt a little headache for a while.

In fact, according to his guess, he really wanted to have these tattoo curse marks all over his body.

But the teacher only gave four, and now they have the mouth, tail bone, and left hand.

What is missing is the right hand and two feet.

For a time, his difficulty in choosing appeared again.

Although he holds a knife in his right hand, if the knife drops, he can let the big snake bite him back.

It can help him race against time in battle.

The same goes for your feet. If you fall off a cliff or head down, you can use your feet to summon a big snake to catch you.

You must know that the length of the big snake is limited, not infinite. If you do this, you can shorten the time and distance of one body.

Maybe you can still save your life by then!

However, if you think about it this way, it seems like it would be a waste to have a tattoo of a curse mark on your foot.

I can summon big snakes from two places in an instant, as long as the latter bites the former, and the former grabs somewhere on the edge of the cliff.

He still won't die.

So...where should I post it!

As he was thinking about it, he suddenly lowered his head and noticed his big baby.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, "My second brother is unparalleled in the world. If he is equipped with a tattoo and a curse mark, wouldn't it be even more powerful... Hahaha... I have decided... I want..."

Minato didn't wait for him to finish, he directly greeted him with a big dick, and scolded him angrily: "I'm going to make you bigger. You had to eat a few kilograms of Xiang to think of such a disgusting idea!"

Bang!

(ノ￣ー￣)ノノ(o_oノ)

"Oh, why did you hit me!" Future was immediately stunned.

As Mirai often says, only Minato understands him best, and this is indeed the case.

When Minato looked at his lower body in the future and his eyes gradually lit up, Minato immediately had a bad guess.

His words after that confirmed Minato's suspicion.

He looked at the future who was holding his arms and crying, with a look of hatred on his face.

"In the future, don't you realize that you are already going further and further on the path of perversion!"

"If you continue like this, you will lose such a handsome friend like me!" Minato advised earnestly.

Why didn't I realize before that he was so perverted!

At this moment, he finally understood why Kushina often said that the two of them were perverts.

He didn't know much about himself, but today he had a profound understanding of the two big words hanging on his face.

abnormal!

But the problem is, his teacher Orochimaru-sama is not a pervert, he is just a transformation.

Uncle, aunt, and Sister Hong all have normal views.

How did Uchiha become like this in the future?

"In the future, please change back to who you were before. You are so perverted and bad now. I really don't like you!"

Listening to his words in the future, his face gradually became weird.

There was still some pain on his face, Minato was really cruel just now!

But these are not important. At this moment, he just wants to defend himself and prove that he is not a pervert.

"What are you talking about? I'm so perverted!"

Three people: ((′-_-)-_-)-_-)

The three of them looked at him in unison, their eyes surprisingly consistent, and for a moment, the future was stunned.

Could it be that I am really a pervert?

Do not!

impossible!

He is so handsome, so proud, and such a good young man with such ideals, how could he be a pervert!

These three people must have joined forces to deliberately tease him!

Didn't he just want his second brother to be unparalleled in the world?

Which boy doesn’t have such a dream? Don’t you? !

At this point, he came to the conclusion that it was not himself who was wrong, but the world!

It was the perception of this world that defined his thoughts as abnormal.

Thinking of this, his eyes flashed, "Minato, I don't mind if you call me a pervert now, because it's not your fault.

What is wrong is this world, just wait, I will definitely create a world with correct understanding of the three views! "

Watergate:(?--)

The three of them were silent again, all looking at the future with strange eyes.

a long time.

Seeing the look of understanding on Future's face, the three of them felt no fluctuations in their hearts, and even wanted to laugh a little!

"What should I do?" Naoki looked at Kushina beside him and asked calmly.

Kushina did not answer, but looked at Minato, "What did you say?"

"I've tolerated him for a long time!" Minato clenched his fists and imitated Mirai, wanting to lick the corners of his lips, but unfortunately his tongue wasn't long enough, so this move was very funny.

"so……"

"beat him!"

Following Minato's order, all three of them surrounded Mirai with expressionless faces.

"What do you want to do?"

"Don't worry, it won't hurt!" Minato smiled like a flower, and his smile made Mirai's scalp tingle even more.

"I'm telling you, if you have anything to say, it's impolite to say anything!"

"I'm polite to you, uncle, come on!" Shengshu shouted coldly and took the lead in the charge.

Without paying attention, Future received a solid punch. The severe pain made him stunned.

"Holy shit, senior brother, are you serious!?"