Naruto: I Have Iron Fangs

Tsunade was confused.

She had just finished all the business, and just like Orochimaru and the others, she left the shadow clone to deal with the aftermath, and then came to this mountain top to celebrate their future birthdays.

Although it is daytime now.

Then she discovered that her brother was holding a necklace and rushed to her with no tears. He hugged her belly and cried bitterly: "Sister, I don't want this necklace anymore, it's poisonous!"

"Poisonous?!" Tsunade frowned slightly and reached out to take the necklace.

Look carefully.

Then he put it under his nose and sniffed it gently.

The necklace is very clean, and there is no trace of trouble on it (dialect, Jigong's Stretching Legs and Staring Eye Pills), but it is a little cold in the hand. It must have been left outside for a while.

There are two kinds of smells on it. One is the smell of rope tree sweat.

The other one is my own body scent, but it's very light, but I've been wearing this necklace for so long.

He hadn't been masked by his smelly brother's smell for so long, so he was obviously pickled by his own smell.

Other than that, there's nothing unusual about it.

Not to mention poison gas.

"How can it be poisonous?"

Hearing this, Naoki hurriedly wiped his nose and eyes. He stared at Tsunade with a pair of red eyes.

Pointing to the necklace in her hand, she said angrily: "Sister, haven't you noticed that since I put on this necklace, all bad things have happened to me."

Oh~ So this is what the so-called 'poisonous' means!

Immediately, she began to recall the past.

The younger brother in the past was very sunny and passionate, not to mention like in the future, he would hold the old woman across the street when he went out.

But I have never done anything bad.

Nothing untoward happened.

But recently, he was first targeted by the God of Death, and all the scrapped detonating talismans came towards him.

Later, on the battlefield, they could encounter any powerful rock ninja.

You know, they are still hanging around on the edge of the battlefield.

Simply outrageous.

After she finished treating these boys, she also felt that there was something fishy about this matter.

She even wondered for a while whether it was Danzo's old silver coin who did it.

The purpose is to make them the Senju Clan become extinct.

Or engage in his inhumane set of fundamental training.

It's a pity that she has no evidence to prove it.

The results of her investigation told her that Danzo only did one thing, and that was to send people to monitor them in the future from a distance. The reason given was that he wanted to see if Kushina would go berserk.

This was a reason she couldn't argue with.

After all, the Five-Tails Riot just happened. Although they were not the protagonists, the impact of this incident was still quite large.

Unexpectedly, the brother actually hugged her legs and cried bitterly.

He said it was all the fault of this pendant, because it was charming and too tempting.

No matter how hard your heart is like steel,...

Hey, why did I start singing just thinking about it?

Shaking her head, she looked at the rope tree.

"Brother, could this be..." She hesitated, mainly because there was no scientific way to explain this matter.

Even Orochimaru got closer and looked at it curiously.

When Naoshu heard her elder sister saying this, she obviously didn't believe her words, and she suddenly became anxious.

"Sister, it's its fault!"

As he said that, he immediately started counting with his fingers.

"My bad luck started from the moment I put it on!"

"Let me give you some chestnuts!"

"First, after I accepted Master Orochimaru's [Snake Swallowing Technique], I was teased by this boy from the future!" As he said that, he glanced at the future, and his eyes suddenly became unhappy.

I used the same technique but failed to trick him. I was depressed!

This makes the future shrug!

Hey...blame me!

(￣∠￣)?

Shengshu looked away and continued, "If it were me in the past, I would definitely have noticed something was wrong!"

But the problem is, he didn't, but he was so scared that he didn't want to do it!

He was so scared that he just wanted to find his sister for comfort.

"The second thing is, I went to the toilet and there was no toilet paper..."

"The third thing is, buying sesame cakes, the boss was arrested by the police..."

"The fourth thing is, I wanted to take a shower, but suddenly there was no water, and the bubbles of the shower gel hadn't been washed away yet..."

"The fifth item..."

"The tenth item, my clothes were stolen..."

Everyone: ((′-_-)-_-)-_-)

Good guy, did Shen Shu tell all the unpleasant things recently?

Kushina opened her mouth, wanting to say something, but she didn't know how to speak.

Minato had the same expression.

There will be no such worries in the future. He stretched out his hand and pulled the sleeve of Shengshu, pulling him to his side who was racking his brains to think about the unsatisfactory things during this period and what else.

Just as he was about to have some inspiration in his mind, it was pulled away by the future, and Shengshu's face suddenly turned ugly.

"What do you want to do?"

"Do you think there is a possibility that the second to tenth things will happen even if you don't wear the necklace!"

Linghua and the others all nodded in unison, this was exactly what they wanted to say.

Hearing this, Shengshu immediately waved his hand to reject it.

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"It's the necklace that's causing trouble!"

Looking at Naoki's appearance, Tsunade understood that Naoki just wanted to blame all the unfortunate things on this necklace.

Shengshu continued: "Okay, you don't believe it, right? Let's talk about what happened recently!"

Since taking off the necklace, Naoshu suddenly found that his IQ seemed to have returned.

He could actually understand his sisters' expressions.

They clearly don't believe their own words.

"Starting from the moment I came out of Konoha Village, why would the God of Death target me?"

"Because you are unlucky!?" Linghua asked subconsciously.

Shengshu looked directly at her and asked again: "Then why am I unlucky?"

"Uh..." Linghua couldn't say anything.

Who can explain such things as luck?

Seeing her like this, Naoshu clapped his hands and spread his hands, "No, I'll tell you why, it's because of this necklace!"

"..."

Good guy, Shen Shu wants to label this necklace as unfortunate.

Tsunade asked a direct question that he could not refute.

"Then I've worn it for so many years, why haven't anything unfortunate happened to me?"

Naoshu was stunned. He really didn't know why for a moment.

At this time, Jiraiya interjected: "Could it have affected your gambling luck?"

Hearing this, Tsunade rolled her eyes at him and said speechlessly: "I haven't seen me win once in the past two months!"

Jiraiya couldn't stop talking about these words.

That seems to be the case.

Orochimaru suddenly narrowed his eyes and said in a faint tone: "Could it be that Tsunade, your luck is too bad, this necklace can't defeat you!"

Hearing this, Naoki and even Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru with bright eyes.

"Teacher, you are right!"

"Orochimaru, you are absolutely right, it is definitely because of this!"

Tsunade: (??v?v??)

She looked at the two people in front of her, her temples were bulging, "Do you want to die?!"

Good guy, you dare to say that you are an African chieftain. Although this is true, it is only about gambling.

In other places, I am still very European.

For example, more than a month ago, she had picked up a wad of banknotes on the street, if it hadn't been seen by another Uchiha little girl at the same time.

She might just claim it as her own.

The atmosphere gradually became uncomfortable.

Especially since Tsunade's fists were already clenched, she didn't want to eat a lump of Jiraiya, so she immediately changed the subject and said: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore!"

"Today's protagonists are the three of them. We are here to celebrate their birthdays, so don't ruin their birthdays!"

These words made Tsunade's anger dissipate a lot.

She turned to look at the cakes and other snacks placed not far away, and then looked at the three of them in the future.

"I said, why would you celebrate your birthday during the day? Isn't it more exciting at night?"

Hearing this, Minato scratched his head and smiled sheepishly: "The main reason is that our injuries can only be recovered slowly with time, and being idle in the camp is boring, so I decided to celebrate my birthday first! "

The reason for this incident was that Minato lamented the fate that his and Mirai's birthdays were on the same day.

Then Linghua silently raised her hand and said that her birthday would be the same as theirs in the future.

Isn't this a coincidence? The friends immediately clapped their hands and decided to do it now.

Moreover, although their injuries were somewhat healed, they could not do anything.

Especially the rope tree, his ribs are not yet sharp.

As for Mirai and Linghua, they were mainly hurt mentally.

It will take a long time to get back to the way it was before.

As the saying goes, being idle is also idle!