Naruto: I Have Iron Fangs

In the Hokage's office.

When the Hokage saw Jiraiya, he was obviously stunned.

A hint of surprise gradually appeared on his face, but it was quickly suppressed by him.

Then the yin and yang with an angry look on his face said angrily: "Hey~ Isn't this our Lord Jiraiya!"

"It's really hard work. I took on a 'super difficult' S-level mission three years ago, and I can barely complete it until now!"

Listening to the teacher's words, an embarrassed look appeared on Jiraiya's face.

He quickly waved his hand and said: "Teacher, don't say such things, I'm not going out to fool around!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen rolled his eyes at him, picked up the pipe from the shelf nearby, and took two puffs.

"Guess whether I believe it or not!"

How could he not know Jiraiya's virtues clearly?

If he doesn't cheat, no one would believe him.

"Teacher, you have to believe me!" As he said this, he blinked his big eyes, trying to convince Sarutobi Hiruzen with his 'sincere' eyes.

The third generation glanced at him, and when he noticed Jiraiya's expression, he couldn't help but shudder.

Because it's really too obscene.

How could he have such a wretched disciple?

"Come on, do you really think that your teacher and I are a person who can't leave the house or step outside the door?" As he said this, he took out a book from the drawer.

There are four big characters in the letter.

"Make-out Paradise"!

When he saw this book, Jiraiya suddenly blushed.

His expression couldn't help but become chatty.

"Teacher, where did you get this book?"

This is a colorful, large-scale love action book that he has written in the past three years by letting himself go.

It is also filled with various illustrations that are very considerate.

It can be read as both a novel and a comic.

Even illiterate people can read it with gusto.

So this kind of book that combined the two instantly made him very popular.

Sales volume is far ahead.

That's right, the book was originally supposed to be written when he was 42 years old, but now it's published ahead of schedule!

Of course, he also knew the importance. In order to avoid Tsunade's anger, he specifically discussed with the people at the publishing house that this book must not be sold to the Land of Fire.

Logically speaking, the teacher should not have this book.

"Hmph... Jiraiya, you're on your way!"

"How dare you write this kind of book? You really aren't afraid that Tsunade will beat you up!"

Hearing this, Jiraiya's expression froze.

If Tsunade knew about the existence of this book, then he...

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You will definitely be beaten to death!

"hiss……"

Thinking of Tsunade's little fists, she punched her chest one after another.

He immediately had an image, and he couldn't help but gasp.

The two people behind him, Future and Linghua, couldn't help laughing when they saw this.

It turns out that Uncle Raiya is also scared sometimes!

It's really strange.

When they came to the Hokage's office, they found the Third Generation hiding in the corner and secretly reading this book. He even read it with gusto and laughed like "Gee, gee, gee."

So both of them thought that Uncle Jiraiya had completely let himself go and was not afraid of being killed by Sister Tsunade in the Land of Rain.

I didn’t expect it! I didn’t expect it!

At this time, Jiraiya suddenly noticed something strange about this book.

Because its pages are a little worn.

You know, he only released this book half a year ago, but it looks like it has been read over a hundred times in a row.

They are all worn and worn.

Could it be that……

Thinking of some possibility, the fear in his eyes was gradually replaced by a strange look.

"Teacher, could it be that... you... often hide in the office and peek at this book?"

Hearing this, a hint of embarrassment immediately appeared on Sandai's face.

Damn it, how did Jiraiya know about this! ?

Although Jiraiya is not a good guy, this book is really well written, especially the illustrations in it, which made him excited to read it.

It's so evocative that after watching it once, you'll want to watch it again.

What's just annoying is that many times he secretly looks through it, but someone would spot him on the spot.

He coughed quickly and said seriously: "Ahem..."

"What the hell...Jiraiya...you don't want Tsunade to know about your writing of the pornographic book!"

Hearing these words from the teacher, Jiraiya froze in place.

He was very familiar with these words, because they were the classic lines from this book.

He got it from them in the future.

In addition to this line, there is also 'Madam, you don't want your husband to lose this job! ', 'Sister-in-law, open the door, I am my brother! 'etc……

There are also some superpowers that are eye-catching and often imagined, such as the invisibility that makes you invisible, the stopping of time that makes people freeze, the hypnosis that makes people confused and obeys orders...

"Teacher, you really learn and apply it!" Jiraiya gave the teacher a dumbfounded look.

Sandai retracts "Intimate Paradise".

He said with a smile: "Okay, I don't have anything to do with you here. You go find your Tsunade. She has wanted to 'kill' you these years!"

It was all Jiraiya's fault that he now wanted to read that book again.

Just get rid of this annoying guy and read it carefully yourself.

Thinking of this, the smile on his face became more sincere.

Jiraiya was slightly startled. He seemed to hear a voice of gloating from the teacher's mouth.

'Oh, forget it, if you're going to get beaten up, let's get beaten up, as long as Tsunade can get rid of the bad breath in her heart! '

To this day, he can't forget the words she wrote to him.

"I only give you three years. After three years, you can decide what to do!"

Thinking of this, he waved his hand at the third generation and left.

When the two Mirai saw this, they also bowed to the Third Generation and left with Jiraiya.

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Lake center.

After Tsunade was aggrieved just now, she managed to recover.

At least he wasn't so jealous of Orochimaru anymore.

"Too many members of my Thousand Hands clan have withered away. That mine is a disaster rather than a blessing for our clan!"

During the first battle, all the elites of their Thousand Hands clan were defeated.

In the early days of World War II, the Thousand-Armed Warriors who guarded the border suffered heavy casualties.

So much so that there are not many Thousand Hands clan members left.

In the past three years, a large number of elderly people in the clan have died.

As for the ordinary people of the Senju clan, they were sent to ordinary people's homes during the reign of the first and second generations.

So now, she is the only one left in the Thousand Hands Clan, along with Shengshu and a few others.

Their property is enough to make people jealous. After all, their clan has such a small number, but they occupy the equivalent of 10% of Konoha's annual rent.

If you go to the mine to get a piece of the pie, I'm afraid many people will become jealous.

And that mine was like useless to them, the Thousand Hands Clan.

It's better not to go.

"Yes!" Orochimaru pondered for a moment, but he agreed somewhat with Tsunade's thoughts.

At this time, Tsunade turned to look at Orochimaru and asked: "After tonight's treatment, Mirai's blood stain disease has completely recovered. What are you going to do?"

When Orochimaru heard this, he didn't think much about it.

"Leave Minato, Reika, and Mirai to me, and I'll take them on their mission!"

He had already thought about this clearly.

Tsunade has two disciples, both of whom are accomplished in medical ninjutsu.

So he replaced the rope tree and replaced Linghua!

This can be regarded as a disguised support for Tsunade's medical reform.

Besides, the core fighting style of the rope tree is based on [strange power], and Tsunade is more suitable for him.

Hearing this, Tsunade thought for a moment, nodded, and agreed: "It's okay, you are the one who wants to be Hokage, put Mirai and Minato in your team, you can stabilize Uchiha and win over Uchiha's support can also increase Minato's leverage in the future.

Reika's medical ninjutsu has received most of my true inheritance, and her relationship with Mirai is also very deep, so this allocation is quite reasonable.

It’s just hard work that Minato and Kushina are going to separate! "

They all knew everything about Minato and Kushina. To put it funny, the two of them were not a couple, but they were better than a couple.

"Minato and the others are too tired of being together!" Orochimaru chuckled, feeling tired of the way Minato and Kushina got along.

Because in the past three years, whenever he saw Minato, he would inevitably see Kushina wrapped around him.

The two of them were very indifferent to each other.

Give them dog food every time.

Separating them this time, there is also his little revenge in it!

You know, he doesn’t even have a girlfriend yet!

Tsunade couldn't help but laugh, obviously she also heard Orochimaru's thoughts.

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"Hey... Orochimaru, you are so bad!"

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"Haha... each other!"

For a moment, the hearty laughter of the two people echoed on the lake.

If I hadn't heard their 'evil' thoughts before, I would probably have thought that they all thought of happy things!