God of Cooking, grilling skewers attracted the fairy beasts
Chapter 362 The competition between the two little ones
"Hmph! You win this game, let's compete with each other to see who can collapse further."
Although Xiao Chi lost a round, she refused to admit defeat. As soon as her little mind turned around, she immediately came up with a new idea.
"Let's compete, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
As the winner, Lu Xiaoxiao was not vain at all, and he immediately accepted Xiaochi's challenge.
"Brother Li Heng, please squat behind us and help us watch who wins this round."
After the two little ones stood side by side, they grabbed Li Heng who was about to run away next to them, pointed behind them, and said to Li Heng.
When Xiao Chi proposed the second game, Li Heng had a premonition that something was not good.
He wanted to escape, but found that he could no longer escape.
"No, what's there to compare with when you fart? Are you two free and have nothing to do?"
Being dragged tightly by the two little ones, Li Heng could only say helplessly.
You said they were just competing, why did they have to drag him along as an unrelated person, and even wanted him to squat behind the two of them and smell their shit?
This, is this something a human can do?
Well, it seems that these two guys are not human in the first place. It seems that Li Heng has no choice but to admit defeat.
"That's right! Brother Li Heng, we just have nothing to do!"
The two little ones answered so matter-of-factly that Li Heng didn't know how to answer.
Under normal circumstances, when someone accuses someone, shouldn't he immediately refute it? How can he admit it directly?
The last move Li Heng prepared was immediately useless.
Just like two people chatting, one of them said to the other: "I have something I don't know whether to say or not?"
Then another person answered: "Then stop talking!"
This time, I was chatting to death.
Li Heng felt as if his punch had hit cotton but had no effect at all.
"Haha, you don't have to be so close. I can see it clearly even if I'm squatting here."
In the end, Li Heng compromised, but he didn't honestly squat so close to the two little ones as they asked.
Although it didn't stink, Li Heng didn't have a hobby of smelling farts, so it was better to avoid the muzzle and stay a little away.
"Okay, then brother Li Heng, you have to watch carefully!"
After giving instructions to Li Heng, the two little ones began to exert their strength.
"Hmm~"
The two little ones raised their buttocks, frowned, clenched their fists, and kept their mouths busy.
It was really like the whole body was working hard together.
After about one breath.
"boom!!!"
"Boom!!!"
At the same time as the sound echoed through the sky, two streams of white smoke spurted out from the two little bodies and flew back more than ten feet before ending.
After a while, everyone saw two streams of white smoke slowly rising from the courtyard, floating into the distance like two white clouds.
Perhaps because the energy accumulation time was relatively long this time, the movement produced was actually much louder than before.
"Holy crap! Why did it suddenly thunder on such a sunny day? Is it going to rain?"
"No! I haven't confiscated the clothes I hung outside. Let's go back and collect the clothes."
Outside the sect master's house, two disciples who happened to be passing by also heard these two loud noises.
They looked up in confusion and looked at the clear sky.
It's so strange. There are no dark clouds in the blue sky. Where did this thunder come from?
However, just in case, the two of them decisively gave up their original itinerary and hurried back to their residence.
As for the two guys who were misled by the fart sound, they went home to collect their clothes and didn't wait until the next day for it to rain.
How the two of them felt puzzled was a matter for later.
Now draw your attention back to the sect leader's mansion.
At the same time as the fart sounded, the two little ones, like flying monkeys, scurried forward for a long distance before they regained their footing.
If they were allowed to eat a few more kilograms of radishes, they wouldn't even have to learn how to fly in the air!
Wherever he goes from now on, he will just fart and collapse.
Li Heng, who was closest to the two little ones, although he still didn't smell the smell, was almost knocked to the ground by a wave of air.
"Om~~"
The two loud bangs just now gave him a brief tinnitus.
With stars in his eyes, Li Heng stood up unsteadily, and for a moment he couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north.
He shook his head, trying to get rid of this feeling.
The two little ones were eager to know the answer, so they turned around and ran towards Li Heng.
"Brother Li Heng, tell us quickly, who won?"
While running, the two of them asked impatiently.
"What! What did you say? I can't hear you!"
When Li Heng saw the two little ones opening their mouths but making no sound, he became a little anxious and shouted loudly to the two little ones.
It can be seen from this that the power of the two little ones is really strong. Some people believe that this power is like a bomb explosion!
"Pfft~"
"Hahaha......"
"Junior brother is too funny! He won't be deafened, right?"
Su Lingxuan and others, because they were far away, were not greatly affected, so they had the opportunity to watch the fun from the side.
"It's not that you're deaf, it's probably just intermittent deafness, and you'll recover soon."
Dan Ning was beside him and analyzed seriously.
It doesn't matter if you don't analyze it. Once you analyze it, everyone laughs louder.
Even the stern Elder Leng was no exception. The corners of his mouth turned up uncontrollably several times. It looked like he must be holding back something uncomfortable.
"Brother Li Heng, what's wrong with you? Tell us the result quickly!"
The two little ones didn't care about the laughter of others at all. They only had a strong desire to win in their hearts.
"I must have won. Little Miss, you should admit defeat on your own!"
"No way! I should win."
"it's me!"
""No, it's me! "
"..."
The two little ones surrounded Li Heng and kept shouting. No one wanted to admit that they had lost.
"stop!"
After experiencing a brief period of deafness, Li Heng was finally able to hear sounds.
What made him a little troubled was that the two little ones actually quarreled over the two farts again and didn't listen to him at all.
"I declare."
After Li Heng said these three words, he paused. He hoped to attract the attention of the two little ones to prevent them from arguing.
Sure enough, after the two children heard this, they immediately gave up the argument and waited for Li Heng to announce the final result together.
"I declare that the winner of the second round of competition is Xiaochi."
After a period of careful consideration, Li Heng gave the winner to Xiao Chi, so that the two little birds were tied one to one.
"Yeah! I win!"
When he heard that he had won, Xiaochi jumped up happily and ran several laps around the yard excitedly.
Although everyone couldn't understand why she was so happy.
Li Heng even wondered if he should get her a trophy or something to be worthy of her joy.
The name of this trophy was a bit difficult for him.
Xiao Chi's laughter quickly spread to other people in the hospital.
But soon, they stopped laughing.
"Junior brother, I have something else to do, so I will go back to the house first."
"Me, me too, see you tomorrow, uncle."
After feeling something coming out of their bodies, the expressions on the faces of several girls present froze, and they returned to their rooms at the speed of light in the next second.
The two little ones can vent their anger unscrupulously in front of everyone, but they can't do that.
So, they hid in their room that night and didn't even come out to eat dinner.
Tonight, the sect leader's mansion is destined to be restless, with fart sounds coming and going, like a joyful ensemble.
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