System: I open an inn in the desert

"Hey, man, look over here!"

Amao, who was wagging his tail while eating the fruit, suddenly heard a loud shout from behind him. He turned around alertly, and a round berry hit him directly on the butt.

Lord Amao immediately realized: This human being is provoking me!

It was not a misunderstanding, but the anchor A Biao really asked several of the team members to climb a tree, while he picked a handful of fruits and smashed them on A Mao's butt.

[Da Biao is a real Biao. Not to mention that his martial arts value is so high, even an ordinary camel would not be able to help but give him a bite if he encounters such a rude person~]

[Anchors work hard for traffic. 】

[He took the initiative to provoke, even if he was beaten, he deserved it. What does that mean? 】

[Don’t you always brag that it’s safe there? If you can even tolerate this, I believe that the animals there will not actively attack people! Anchors, don't be cowardly, keep smashing! 】

【Give me a gift! Don't stop, anchor! 】

"Local Rich Brother Jinwei" gives the anchor helicopter*10!

"The fighting maniac who loves to laugh" will give away 1 Anchor Carnival*!

"Vicious Boy" gives the anchor 5 flowers!

……

The netizens in the live broadcast room did not think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

The guy in charge of holding the phone in the team was so excited that his face turned red with excitement. He didn’t forget to announce it to Da Biao on the tree. When he heard the names of the gifts, Da Biao became completely excited!

Beat a fight, bike change bike!

Dry!

The fruits in his hand were no longer being smashed one by one tentatively, but they were being smashed higher and higher, and one of them almost hit Amao in the eye!

At first, Amao was too lazy to pay attention to this annoying spirit. He wanted to change places and continue eating. Unexpectedly, this human being refused to let him go. This completely angered Lord Amao.

Not only did he randomly pick his favorite berries, but he also dared to provoke him repeatedly. Yesterday's fight was in vain, right?

Amao quickly turned around, faced Dabiao, lowered his head and neck, and began to dig the ground with his front hooves, as if he was ready to sprint at any time.

Seeing Amao's eyes, Dabiao's brain, which had been overwhelmed by the gift, felt like a ladle of cold water had been poured on him. He suddenly woke up, and then he started to feel a little scared.

But what's even more frightening is that he just threw things too high. The last piece of fruit left in his hand was thrown out by reflex, and it hit Amao on the forehead during the confrontation...

In the tense confrontation between one person and one beast, even a small breath may trigger a fight, let alone such a blatant provocation and a slap in the face?

Amao's front hooves were digging into the sand more frequently, and his breathing was getting heavier. At the critical moment, a loud shout rang out from beside him——

"What are you doing?!" This sentence was said to Dabiao, full of anger.

Da Biao turned his head quickly, as if he saw his biological father, "Help! This camel is going to attack me!"

Hasimu just passed by on patrol in the forest. He saw this man from a distance hitting Ah Mao with something. He ran over and didn't have time to stop him. Now he saw that this man dared to complain first, and he was furious. Come everywhere.

But before he could run over, as soon as Da Biao took a step in his direction, Amao suddenly jumped out. The speed was, to put it bluntly, as fast as lightning.

"Ah! Help, I'm sorry Grandpa Luotuo!" Da Biao was so frightened that he closed his eyes, clasped his hands together, and begged for mercy. But after waiting for several minutes, the expected pain did not come. He quietly opened his eyes, only to find that he had become the c-position being watched.

Hasimu was still standing where he was just now, with a suppressed smile on his face. I don’t know when a circle of tourists gathered around him, taking pictures of him with their mobile phones, pointing and snickering.

Da Biao glanced around in confusion, where is Amao? What about a big camel?

"Look behind you." A voice reminded.

Da Biao turned around reflexively and saw an oversized butt less than 10 centimeters away from his face.

"This butt looks familiar." He murmured, but before he could figure out where he had seen such a big butt, an extremely acrid smell sprayed towards his face.

"Pfft~~~"

"Ugh~~yue~"

"Hahahaha~"

"Damn it, stick to your face and open it up, hahaha, it made me laugh to death."

"Please give this guy some psychological shadow!"

Da Biao fell to the ground and retched, feeling that his sense of smell and taste were instantly lost. Only then did he finally remember why that butt looked so familiar——

Isn't this the camel's butt? During the live broadcast, I pointed the camera at the camel for such a long time, it’s strange that it doesn’t look familiar!

The onlookers laughed.

This year's best comedian, they wouldn't watch without this anchor!

Da Biao's live broadcast team was laughing non-stop in the tree like no other teammates. The guy holding the camera was holding the tree trunk with one hand and the camera in the other. He was laughing so hard that he almost fell off the tree.

The live broadcast room has become a sea of ​​joy:

[Comedian of the Year Stone Hammer! Give you a gift to comfort you! 】

[In the future, if someone asks whether to choose papa-flavored chocolate or chocolate-flavored papa, I will know who to call. Dabiao, you have solved a world problem, please appreciate the applause! 】

[Quick, quack, quack! 】

[Amao’s jump just now was so cool to me. I thought it was really going to attack Dabiao. Fortunately, I didn’t close my eyes and even pressed the screen recording button. 】

[This camel is really smart. I apologize for my previous black comments. It probably didn't want to attack Dabiao in the first place. Judging from the height it jumped, it was enough to pass over Dabiao's head. It was just trying to scare people. 】

[The mobile phone held by the girl behind Da Biao should be a fruit machine 13. The formula for estimating height from the length of the mobile phone is..., so we can conclude that Dabiao's real height is about 174 centimeters. Amao's jumping height should be above 1 meters, so the conclusion above is correct. 】

[The rigor of the examination of the party upstairs made me tremble. 】

[This is the most thorough exposure of Da Biao’s true height. You have a lot of words, so I believe you! 】

[This camel is too smart. Look, it’s also baring its teeth at the big bulls. It’s really a joke, Koko. 】

After the buddy with the camera saw this comment, he immediately gave Amao a close-up of the camera——

Sure enough, Amao bared his big teeth at Dabiao and made a gurgling sound in his throat. Even if they don't understand the language, their ridicule is clearly expressed.

To be honest, this is the first time for many netizens to watch the camels' vocalizations at close range. They actually spit out their vocal cords from their throats and then swallow them back after making the sound...

[Well, actually I don’t have to laugh...]

[Ah Mao, shut up, my filter on you is going to be broken. 】

【emmm……】

Those who suffered the critical blow were not only the netizens in the live broadcast room, but also the tourists who were watching in real life. They could see it more clearly from a closer distance...

Quack, quack, quack... This small space seemed to have a crow flying special effect turned on, and the silence was a bit eerie for a while. Upon seeing this, Amao immediately closed his mouth and regained his coolness.

[Now I really believe that this camel is very smart. He seems to really understand what others are saying. Just now, the girl next to him whispered about her vocal cords. It really understood it and shut up immediately~]

[Is the world crazy or am I crazy? I think what you said makes sense. 】

[Look, look, is the innkeeper here? 】

[Yes, and there are police behind me. 】

[Dabiao, you are in trouble! 】

[Terrible +1]

[A visit to Xiti Detention Center, life experience +1]

……

"The police comrade, that is him, deliberately hurts the animals in the inn to gain traffic, in an attempt to set off a confrontation between businesses and consumers, stimulate conflicts between the two parties, and cause tourists to be disgusted with the tourism industry in Johor Bahru province blablabla..."

Big Puma, the onlookers were dumbfounded, could the little boss actually say that?

Seeing that the topic was about to spread to the whole province and the country, Da Biao quickly stood up from the ground, rushed to the police in a few steps and opened his mouth to explain.