After time travel, I ate glutinous rice bran in ancient times

As soon as I walked to the door of Cai Kee Wonton Shop, I discovered that a new sesame seed shop had opened opposite Cai Kee.

There is also a big sign hanging in front of the store with four big characters written on it: Wuhan University Shaobing.

Wang Yugui felt surprised and funny, thinking: What? Wuhan University Shaobing? This, this shop owner is not Wu Dalang, right?

Wang Yugui entered Cai Ji with a smile and handed over the shop signs and paintings to Boss Cai.

After looking at it, Boss Cai nodded, saying he was quite satisfied, and said with a smile: "Painter Xiao Wang, it's almost the Chinese New Year, aren't your family going to buy some beef?"

"We have new high-quality buffalo meat in the store. Do you want to take a pound back?"

When Wang Yugui heard this, he thought: Your buffalo meat is fake. It is obviously yellow beef, but you still lied to me!

When Boss Cai saw that Wang Yugui didn't say anything, he smiled again and said, "Painter Wang, you just have three hundred coins left to confiscate, so I'll cut a pound of beef for you and pay you another two hundred coins, okay?"

Oh, this Boss Cai is really good at business!

Wang Yugui smiled: "Okay, Boss Cai, there's no need to cut the beef, just give it to me!"

I thought: If you want to buy a pound of beef, just buy it. It’s hard to buy it at home!

Then he asked with a smile: "Boss Cai, where does your beef come from? I heard that people in the Yamen are not allowed to kill cattle casually!"

"Painter Xiao Wang, don't worry, our beef is all old cattle that have been retired from the farm. If they can no longer work, report it to the Yamen and they will be killed," Boss Cai said hurriedly

Then he laughed and said, "We don't dare to do anything illegal!"

Wang Yugui nodded: "Yes, yes, I'm just curious, just ask!"

"Boss Cai, make me seven more big sesame cakes and I'll take them back to eat!"

"Okay, okay, then I'll have twenty big sesame seed cakes left, haha" Boss Cai nodded and smiled.

Wang Yugui also laughed: "Yes, if you want to eat later, I'll ask my second sister to get it!"

"Okay, okay!" Boss Cai smiled and nodded.

Then he asked: "Painter Xiao Wang, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, can you write couplets?"

Wang Yugui doesn't write traditional Chinese well, so he doesn't write couplets!

Wang Yugui smiled awkwardly: "Boss Cai, I'm too busy and don't have time to write couplets!"

The two of them were talking when they suddenly heard a shout from the other side: "Sesame cakes are on sale, freshly baked Wuhan University sesame cakes!"

“The fragrant Wuhan University sesame cakes cost five cents each, delicious and not expensive!”

Wang Yugui hurriedly raised his head and looked across. Strangely, he only heard shouts and saw no one!

"Oh, who is shouting across the way? Why can't you see anyone?" Wang Yugui asked

Boss Cai sneered: "Painter Xiao Wang, don't look up, look down!"

"Lower your head?" Wang Yugui hurriedly lowered his head, but still didn't see anyone.

Suddenly, I saw a particularly short man taking a stool from the store and placing it at the door.

Then, he stood up on the stool and started shouting again: "Wuda sesame cakes, delicious Wuda sesame cakes, five cents each, everyone come and buy them..."

Oops, this, this little dwarf is not really Wu Dalang, right?

Wang Yugui hurriedly asked: "Boss Cai, is the little man opposite his name Wu Dalang?"

"Plop", the clerk in the store heard it and laughed out loud: "Painter Xiao Wang, what the hell, his name is Wu Da!"

"He looks like that, he's only three cow dung cakes tall, he still deserves to be called a man, haha!"

"Oh, his name is Wu Da? Where did he come from? Why haven't you seen him before?" Wang Yugui was curious.

Boss Cai sighed and said angrily: "His grandma's, I don't know where he came from!"

"I heard that they came from out of town, so they suddenly bought the small shop opposite and opened a shaobing shop opposite my house!"

"The price of these cow dung pancakes is also deliberately lowered. Our sesame pancakes sell for six cents each, but he sells them for five cents, and shouts at the top of his lungs from time to time!"

"Don't look at him. He is short and has a low voice. Damn it, I just yelled at him yesterday and he yelled again today!"

"Painter Xiao Wang, do you think there is anyone doing this kind of business?"

"Isn't this clear that you are robbing business and looking for trouble?"

After hearing this, Wang Yugui nodded quickly: "This is indeed wrong. I didn't expect that he is small but very courageous!"

"How dare you open a store opposite Cai Ji!"

"He probably saw that Cai Ji's business was doing well and wanted to come here to gain some popularity!"

Then he laughed and said: "Looking at his little stature, he looks quite pitiful, haha!"

"Oh, Painter Xiao Wang, I'm so pitiful. Don't look at him. He's so small that he can't even eat cow dung cakes. He's also married to a tall, beautiful wife!" the waiter said with a smile.

Ah, Wang Yugui was startled when he heard this, and thought: It can't be Pan Jinlian, right?

He hurriedly asked: "Really or not, he, he still has a wife?"

"Haha, Painter Xiao Wang, you can't believe it. Oh, I was just like you when I first saw it." Boss Cai laughed.

Then he said: "I heard that his wife came out to escape famine. She was about to starve to death on the way. She was saved by that cow shit cake from Wuhan University, and then she followed him!"

"It's really a damn thing, how could such a good thing happen to someone like him!"

"Oh, what a pity for such a beautiful girl, she is like a flower stuck in cow dung!"

When Wang Yugui heard about it, he hurriedly craned his neck to look across, wanting to see what the Wuhan University wife looked like!

Pedestrians on the road stopped to look at Wuhan University from time to time, and there were even young men with good intentions who stood in front of his shop and looked in...

"Painter Xiao Wang, stop looking around, his wife rarely comes out and is hiding in the house!" Boss Cai patted Wang Yugui

Wang Yugui smiled sheepishly and asked, "Boss Cai, is his wife's surname Pan?"

"Ah? I don't know about this either. Everyone just calls him Wu!" Boss Cai said

He looked at Wang Yugui again and asked doubtfully: "What, Painter Xiao Wang, do you know his wife?"

"Oh, where did I know his wife? I don't even know him. I was just guessing!" Wang Yugui smiled and said to himself, I don't know his wife. I just watched "Water Margin"!

"Painter Xiao Wang, your beef and sesame cakes have a balance of 200 yuan. Please keep them." Boss Cai handed the beef, sesame cakes, and the balance to Wang Yugui.

Suddenly, Wuhan University across the street shouted again: "Wuhan University sesame cakes cost five cents each. I'm not afraid of comparisons, but I'm afraid of not knowing the goods. You'll know if they taste good or not. Just buy one and eat it!"

"Damn it, this cow shit pancake has made it clear that he wants to challenge me!"

"I told him yesterday that he didn't listen. Damn it, grandma, I have to smash up his shabby cake stall today!"

Boss Cai pulled up his sleeves, waved to a waiter, and prepared to go to the opposite side to fight with Wuhan University.

Seeing this, Wang Yugui hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Boss Cai: "Boss Cai, calm down, calm down, don't do anything!"

Advised: "Boss Cai, he is not following the rules and grabbing business, you should ask the Yamen!"

"Let the yamen tell him. How dare he not listen? If he doesn't listen again, go to the county yamen and sue him!"

"Master Hai will definitely uphold justice for you. He is a foreigner. He probably doesn't know that our Wangtian County has royal laws and regulations!"