After time travel, I ate glutinous rice bran in ancient times

Wu Da covered his forehead with his hands and whispered: "Hey, Painter Xiao Wang, I'm not afraid of your jokes."

"I, when I went out of the city to sell sesame cakes, I was, I was beaten!"

"Ah? Who hit you? Why did he hit you?" Wang Yugui asked hurriedly

Wu Da touched his pig-headed face: "Hey, I, I don't know who it is!"

"I, I was walking on the road carrying the burden of sesame cakes. Suddenly, a big sack was put over my head."

"Then, two people rushed out from behind and beat me violently."

"I was in the sack and was beaten so hard that I fainted after a while."

"When I woke up, the two people had already run away, and even the sack was gone. I felt like I had encountered a ghost!"

"Those two men also took away all the money I had on me, and even the unsold sesame cakes in my burden."

"I was afraid that my face would look ugly, so I saw a broken straw hat on the street, so I picked it up and put it on to hide my ugliness."

After Wu Da finished speaking, he raised his pig's head and looked at Wang Yugui: "Painter Xiao Wang, tell me, I just sell sesame cakes, who am I offending?"

"Are those two robbers? Why don't robbers nowadays even spare the ones selling sesame cakes? They even want to rob the sesame cakes!"

Wang Yugui frowned after hearing this, thinking: His grandma's, isn't this just a sap to block the road and rob?

The nature is extremely bad. What kind of outlaw dares to be so bold!

"Wuda, where were you beaten outside the city? When were you beaten?" Wang Yugui asked hurriedly.

Wu Daodao sighed and said, "It was near the ruined temple in Xiaozhang Village last night!"

"Ah? Did you go to that ruined temple in Xiaozhang Village again?" Wang Yugui frowned again after hearing this

I thought: This little guy from Wuhan University won’t want to pick up money again, right?

Wu Da sighed again: "No, Painter Xiao Wang, I didn't go there on purpose yesterday."

"I was walking back from selling sesame cakes in Xiaozhang Village when I passed by that small ruined temple."

"I was beaten as soon as I got there. Damn it, I really can't go to that temple after it's ruined. I'll definitely be in bad luck if I go again!"

As he spoke, he looked up at Wang Yugui and asked, "Painter Xiao Wang, tell me, could it be that the robbers read the notice in the yamen?"

"Knowing that I picked up two hundred taels of silver in that ruined temple, they also wanted to try their luck in the ruined temple."

"But they didn't pick up anything. When they saw me, they took it out on me?"

Wang Yugui laughed after hearing this, thinking: This little guy from Wuhan University is quite good at thinking, but his ideas are hard to describe in one sentence.

"Didn't those two robbers say anything to you?" Wang Yugui did not answer Wu Da's question and continued to ask.

Wu Da shook his head: "No, those two people kept silent and didn't say anything. They just put a sack on me and beat me."

"I, I really don't know where I offended them. I, I just went to sell some sesame seeds."

As he said that, Wu Da suddenly raised his head and looked at Wang Yugui: "Oh, Painter Xiao Wang, do you think they are the sesame seed sellers in Xiaozhang Village?"

"My sesame cakes are cheap and delicious. If I go to their village to sell sesame cakes, I will definitely steal their business. So, they hate me and did this to me?"

"The one who sells sesame cakes in Xiaozhang Village? That's not the case!"

"This isn't your first time selling sesame cakes in Xiaozhang Village, right? Why didn't they beat you before, but they beat you now?" Wang Yugui said

Wu Da listened and nodded: "Yes, Painter Xiao Wang, what you said makes sense, why didn't I think of it?"

"I have been selling sesame cakes in various villages for many years, and I am not just selling them today."

After saying that, he touched his head and said, "Oh, who is that? Who are the two robbers? Why did you rob me and beat me?"

"Wu Da, have you gone to the Yamen to report for office?" Wang Yugui asked again

When Wu Da heard about the reporting officer, he shook his head: "No, no!"

"It's a serious crime to block the road, rob someone, and beat someone up. You should report it to the police," Wang Yugui reminded hurriedly.

After hearing this, Wu Da looked up at Wang Yugui and shook his head: "Hey, Painter Xiao Wang, I, I think it's better to forget it."

"The big deal is, I, I won't go to Xiaozhang Village anymore. I, I just came out of the yamen a few days ago, and I'm really afraid to go!"

"Besides, I don't know who to sue. I didn't even see who hit me. Hey, I just consider myself unlucky and pretend I accidentally fell."

"Wuda, what are you talking about? For such a big case, you have to report it to the official."

"It doesn't matter if you don't know who hit him. The reporting officer will ask the Yamen to investigate!" Wang Yugui said hurriedly.

After hearing this, Wu Da hesitated and said: "Can this be found out in the Yamen?"

"You didn't report it to the official. How do you know that it couldn't be found out in the Yamen?" Wang Yugui asked back.

As he said that, he looked at the pig-headed face of Wuhan University and said: "The more you don't know who hit him, the more you have to report it to the official."

"Otherwise, if they hide in the dark and don't dare to report you to the police when they see you being beaten, they will definitely beat you and rob you in the future!"

"Ah...I, I won't go to Xiaozhang Village, isn't that okay?" Wu Da said in panic.

Wang Yugui said: "You don't have to go to Xiaozhang Village, then will you go to other villages?"

"You can go to other villages, but those two bandits can't? They can still find you, steal your money and sesame seed cakes, and beat you again. Anyway, you don't dare to report it to the official!"

"Oh, Painter Xiao Wang, then, what should we do?"

"You, you have to help me, save me, woo, woo, woo..." Wu Da suddenly stepped forward, hugged Wang Yugui's thigh and started crying.

Oh my god, this little file even hugs my thighs!

Wang Yugui was startled and hurriedly bent down and stretched out his hand to pull Wu Da away from his lap: "Wuda, why are you crying?"

"Didn't I tell you to report it to the government? If anything happens, go to the Yamen!"

"Oh, stop crying. Let's go. Let's go. I'll take you to the Yamen to report to the official. Go now."

Wang Yugui said as he pulled Wu Da to go to the Yamen. Wu Da said hurriedly: "Painter Xiao Wang, wait a minute, I, I will send my load of sesame cakes home first before I go."

Wang Yugui looked at his empty bag of sesame cakes and said, "Take it to the Yamen, don't go home."

"After reporting to the official, go home. Your burden of sesame cakes has been robbed. It's time to show it to the Yamen!"

"Ah, I also need to show the burden of sesame cakes to the Yamen," Wu Da asked hurriedly.

Wang Yugui didn't want to argue with him anymore, so he nodded and said seriously: "Yes, hurry up and pick up the burden and follow me!"

……

When he arrived at the county government office, Wang Yugui went directly to Capt. Liu, and Wuda told him what had happened in detail.

"There are actually such crazy people who dare to rob and commit murder in the street?" Captain Liu was very angry after hearing this.

Then he said: "Wuda, don't worry, I will conduct a strict investigation and try to catch that strongman as soon as possible and give you justice!"

"After recording your confession, you can go back first. You will be recuperating at home for the past two days. It is best not to go out of the city again."

"Hey, okay, Capt. Liu, I listen to you."

"I am a pig-headed person with a bruised nose and a swollen face. I can't even go out now. If I don't scare people to death, I will be laughed to death by the villagers."

"Hey, I was really unlucky this year. I lost my wife, my money, and I was beaten. Wu, Wu, Wu..." Wu Da said, feeling sad again, and left the county office in tears.