After time travel, I ate glutinous rice bran in ancient times
Chapter 593: Drinking a Penalty, Unlucky
"Brother Qian, you worry too much. I heard that Master Zhang's concubine Dongmei is pregnant," Master Li said hurriedly.
After hearing this, Master Xu rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Li, what did you say? Master Zhang San's concubine is pregnant?"
"Oh my god, this is incest, isn't it? This is against the law!"
"Mr. Zhang San has only been dead for a few days. How could Mr. Zhang do such a thing?"
"Yes, Brother Li, are you mistaken? It's impossible. I know that Mr. Zhang San is lustful, but his father, Mr. Zhang, has a good character." Mr. Zhou was also surprised and looked at Mr. Li with an unbelievable expression.
Mr. Qian's eyes widened as well: "Oh, there is such a thing? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"This, Mr. Zhang is really too bold, he dares to lay hands on his son's concubine?"
"Oh my, this, this is not what beasts do, this is really outrageous!"
Wow, Wang Yugui was speechless. What were these guys thinking? Why were they all thinking the wrong thing?
"Hey, everyone, what are you thinking about?" Master Li was speechless. He looked at Master Qian and the other three and shook his head.
He added: "The concubine Dongmei is pregnant with Mr. Zhang's child, and has nothing to do with Mr. Zhang!"
"Her is called a posthumous child!"
"Oh, I see. Oh, Brother Li, you didn't explain it clearly just now. I was shocked. I thought Mr. Zhang was having an affair. Haha," Mr. Xu said with a smile.
Master Qian quickly stretched out his hand and made a "hush" gesture, signaling Master Xu to speak softly: "Hey, Brother Xu, keep your voice down, be careful with your words, be careful with your words, it will be bad if the Zhang family hears you!"
"Yes, yes, let's not discuss the affairs of our elders. If they find out, we will be scolded when we go back." Mr. Zhou also laughed.
Master Li nodded: "Yes, that's right, let's talk about Shuijing Temple."
"I heard that a lot of bones were dug out from the back garden of Shuijing Temple!"
After listening to this, Wang Yugui looked at Master Li and thought: Master Li's information is relatively accurate.
However, those bones were not dug out!
"The notice said that they were all killed by the deceased Nianshan nun," Mr. Zhou continued.
As she spoke, she frowned and said, "But I just can't understand, how can an old nun like her kill so many male thieves by herself?"
"Brother Zhou, Master Nianshan didn't just kill her now. She started killing male thieves when she was young," said Master Xu.
After hearing this, Master Zhou laughed and said, "It's impossible for her to kill so many male thieves by herself, right?"
"Could it be that the old nun knows Kung Fu?"
"Well, I think it's possible. These nuns stay alone in the nunnery all day long and feel very lonely. They probably practice martial arts to pass the time. Maybe they all have special skills, haha." Mr. Qian laughed.
Master Li also laughed after hearing this: "Hey, Brother Qian, how do you know that the nuns are so lonely staying alone in their empty rooms?"
"Could it be that you climbed over the wall and peeked in at night? Ah, haha!"
"Hey, Brother Li, you really flatter me. With my body, how can I climb over the wall? It would be better to give me a ladder to climb in, haha." Mr. Qian laughed
Then he waved his hand and said, "Oh, this kind of joke is not allowed. I never mess with nuns, haha!"
"When I see them, I feel like I see the God of Plague. I can't even hide from them."
Everyone laughed after hearing this...
"Hey, brothers, what are you talking about? Why are you laughing so loudly?" Zhang Siwen came over with a glass of wine.
Wang Yugui laughed and said, "We are talking about Shuijing Temple!"
"Yes, we were talking about the nun who killed someone in the nunnery," Mr. Qian also laughed.
Zhang Siwen frowned, shook his head, raised his glass and said, "Hey, brothers, you have to drink a penalty!"
"Brother Sven, why?" Mr. Qian asked hurriedly
Zhang Siwen frowned and said, "Today is the grand opening day of my Dewang Building."
"Brothers, you are here to congratulate me. It is unlucky to talk about nuns. Why are you talking about nuns killing people?"
"What do you think? Should I be fined for drinking?"
"Oh, Brother Sven, you are right. It was our negligence. We should be punished." Mr. Qian smiled and raised his glass while drinking it.
Wang Yugui and the others also raised their glasses to punish themselves. Master Xu raised his empty glass and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, you can't blame us."
"Who made the government issue a notice today? Now, everyone in the city is talking about the nun who killed someone!"
"Hey, Brother Li, you are right." Zhang Siwen sighed and puffed his cheeks and said, "This government office is really bad."
"Why didn't they announce it earlier or later? Why did they choose to announce it on the day our Dewang Building opened!"
"Damn it, do government offices have to choose an auspicious day to issue an announcement?"
"Brother Zhang, I think it's just a coincidence. The government doesn't care about these things. You don't have to mind it." Wang Yugui smiled.
Master Zhou also said: "Yes, Brother Zhang, it must be just a coincidence!"
"What a coincidence! I just went to toast everyone and eight out of ten tables were talking about the nun killing someone," Zhang Siwen frowned.
He shook his big head again and said, "Everyone, let me tell you, I usually hate nuns."
"I knew that it was unlucky to be in contact with nuns. Mr. Zhang San refused to believe in evil and went to a nunnery. Wasn't he poisoned to death by his wife?"
"Oh, Brother Zhang, drink a penalty!" Wang Yugui heard this and said hurriedly, "You just didn't allow us to mention the nun, why are you mentioning it now?"
"Yes, yes, fine, fine!" Everyone heard it and immediately started to make a noise.
Zhang Siwen smiled and drank three glasses of wine in a row: "Hey, you guys, I only fined you one glass of wine, but you fined me three glasses, haha"
"Brother Zhang, have another drink, and I'll tell you how to solve the bad luck of the guests talking about the nun killing people today." Wang Yugui suddenly laughed.
Zhang Siwen listened and looked at Wang Yugui with wide eyes: "Oh, Brother Wang, you also know this?"
"I know a thing or two" Wang Yugui laughed
Zhang Siwen heard this, picked up the wine glass and drank it all, and said with a smile: "Brother Wang, I've drunk the wine, but you tell me how to break this bad luck?"
Everyone looked at Wang Yugui. Wang Yugui held back his laughter and said seriously, "Nothing special, just set off more firecrackers!"
"Set off more firecrackers?" Zhang Siwen shook his head, as if he didn't quite understand.
Wang Yugui nodded: "Yes, Brother Zhang, setting off firecrackers can drive away evil spirits and bad luck, and can drive away all unlucky things and bring good luck to people."
"When the firecrackers go off, there will be a lot of gold. Dewang Building will definitely be full of money!"
"Oh, Brother Wang, that's a good point. That's right, we should set off more firecrackers." After hearing this, Mr. Qian slapped the table and echoed loudly.
Master Zhou and the others also followed suit: "Yes, that's right, Master Wang is absolutely right, brilliant, we should just set off more firecrackers!"
Zhang Siwen was delighted when he heard this: "Haha, Brother Wang, I'll listen to you. I'll set off some more firecrackers later!"
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